To My Mouse,
Like most people on this forum I have a thing for PC peripherals, whether it be keyboards (like the Apple Pro aluminum keyboard I so enjoy), mice, mousepads, or even speakers. Therefore, when I saw that Logitech released you, I just had to pick you up. I got my hands on you today, and you have changed me.
Logitech has always been #1 in my book for good mice. They always manage to deliver sexiness, comfort, and performance. But you are different. You are unique. I realize your parents are the MX revolution and the older MX 1000, and they’re both great: Logitech put some serious thought into matchmaking those two and giving birth to you, for you are a beautiful masterpiece to my eyes.
People ask me about your size. Are you small? No way, but that’s the way I like it. For someone like me a normal mouse is too small. But you, baby, you’re just right. You have curves in all the right places and I could hold you for hours. I don’t care that you would be considered too big for a person who can use those tiny laptop mice for hours on end. Girl, you know me. I have big hands, and you fit just right.
I know you’re like a lot of your sisters. You have the same ultra-fast scroll wheel that can also be turned into a normal click wheel with the push of a button. You have the standard back and forward buttons in the convenient place just above where my thumb will rest. That’s all well and good, but they ain’t got nothin’ on you. You’re perfect for me.
No matter what I feel like doing, you always manage to be the perfect companion. No matter what mood I’m in, you’ve got exactly what I need. I never thought I’d find the perfect girl for me, but now that I’ve found you, everything’s gonna be alright.
Logitech MX1100 Laser Mouse for Those With Large Hands And Who Enjoy Big Mice from $69.99.