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"I'm not eating any porch bread!"

LincLinc BardDetroit, MI Icrontian
edited 23 Feb in Lifestyle

There is a phantom bread-leaver in our neighborhood.

We keep finding bread items on our porch, specifically on the rails of the front porch, over the last couple months. So far, Brian's found a piece of pita, a biscuit, and a slice of white bread. Aaron found a slice of wheat bread. I just found a piece of spanakopita (!) yesterday.

Tonight we had a family meeting and discussed it for the first time. Competing theories abound. All of them were whole, making us skeptical it's an animal. A person? But why? Who knows!

Aaron has declared it "better than a Hardy Boys mystery". And so the days of our lives at ICHQ continue.

GargoyleMassalinie

Comments

  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian

    It cannot be an animal. The pieces are left in a similar place every time and there are NEVER any bite marks or anything on them.

  • colacola part legend, part devil... all man Balls deep Icrontian

    An unleavened mystery...

    Lincdrasnor
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian

    We need to set up a security camera

    MassalinieGHoosdum
  • aspieRommelaspieRommel Belkan Air Force 22nd Air Div. 4th Tactical Fighter Sqn. Indianapolis, IN Icrontian

    Maybe it's the Nain Rouge trying to bribe you guys from participating in this year's march.....

    Gargoyle
  • SonorousSonorous F@H Fanatic Virginia Icrontian
    edited 23 Feb

    I'm sure someone will rise to the occasion and solve the mystery. Kneadless to say, it's hilarious though.

    LincSnarkasmdrasnor
  • aspieRommelaspieRommel Belkan Air Force 22nd Air Div. 4th Tactical Fighter Sqn. Indianapolis, IN Icrontian

    @Sonorous said:
    I'm sure someone will rise to the occasion and solve the mystery. Kneadless to say, it's hilarious though.

    FTFY

  • SonorousSonorous F@H Fanatic Virginia Icrontian

    Huh. Kneedless is what swiftkey predicted on my iPad, I didn't even notice the "a" was missing. Thanks @aspieRommel.

  • PirateNinjaPirateNinja I don't know how to not Icrontian

    Is the bread uneaten and clean? :scratch:

  • LincLinc Bard Detroit, MI Icrontian

    @PirateNinja said:
    Is the bread uneaten and clean? :scratch:

    The spanakopita looked like it had some dirt on it; I dunno how long it was there before I saw it.

  • GargoyleGargoyle Purveyor of Lincoln Nightmares Illinois Icrontian

    Dang, everybody was on top of the avatar situation, but nobody made the important fix:

    @Sonorous said:
    I'm sure someone will rise to the occasion and solve the mystery. Kneadless to say, it's hilarious dough.

    primesuspectKwitko
  • aspieRommelaspieRommel Belkan Air Force 22nd Air Div. 4th Tactical Fighter Sqn. Indianapolis, IN Icrontian

    @Sonorous said:
    Huh. Kneedless is what swiftkey predicted on my iPad, I didn't even notice the "a" was missing. Thanks @aspieRommel.

    Anytime! :)

  • WinfreyWinfrey waddafuh Missouri Icrontian

    Wow, Detroit really has gone to shit.

    Creeperbane2
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