Three men were sitting together, bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their wifely duties.
The first man had married a woman from Pennsylvania. He bragged that he had told his wife to do all the dishes and clean the house. He said that it took her a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Ohio. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told the men that the first day he didn't see any results, but by the next day it was better, and on the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a Louisiana girl. He boasted that he told her his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and laundry folded. And this was all */her/* responsibility!
He said the first day, he didn't see anything, and the second day, he didn't see anything, but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little out of his left eye! Gotta love the women from Louisiana!