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Designer Erik De Nijs, has stitched together this eye catching pair of “Beauty and the Geek” jeans. These “modern shaped trousers which are often worn by youngsters..” are the perfect solution for Googling quick exits while running from the fashion police. Built into the knees are a pair of crotch rocking speakers, around the back you have the added convenience of a back pocket for your “mouse”, and for you gamers, there is a joystick controller located just behind the front zipper. As usual, there are additional pics after the jump.
Now... ok.. I don't know. I'd almost consider something like this if it wasn't for the fact you are literally TYPING ONTO YOUR CROTCH. If it doesn't look awkward enough already just walking around with a keyboard on your pants, when you sit down and start typing on your junk, that's where the problems come from.
But I have to admit, the look of the circuitry weaved into the fabric looks kind of cool. Get me integrated circuit pants, I'd wear em.
Worried about shorts in the wash and I wouldn't use them if i wore them cause then when i was just touching myself people would know cause of the test i was sending...yhnhyhnhyhnhynnhyhnhynynyhnhyhn the pleasurable test string.
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Designer Erik De Nijs, has stitched together this eye catching pair of “Beauty and the Geek” jeans. These “modern shaped trousers which are often worn by youngsters..” are the perfect solution for Googling quick exits while running from the fashion police. Built into the knees are a pair of crotch rocking speakers, around the back you have the added convenience of a back pocket for your “mouse”, and for you gamers, there is a joystick controller located just behind the front zipper. As usual, there are additional pics after the jump.
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I already have one of those.
Kinda... erotic
Me: Sure *ZIIIPPP* heres my joystick. remember to use a firm grip!
Now... ok.. I don't know. I'd almost consider something like this if it wasn't for the fact you are literally TYPING ONTO YOUR CROTCH. If it doesn't look awkward enough already just walking around with a keyboard on your pants, when you sit down and start typing on your junk, that's where the problems come from.
But I have to admit, the look of the circuitry weaved into the fabric looks kind of cool. Get me integrated circuit pants, I'd wear em.