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pigflipperpigflipper The Forgotten Coast Icrontian
edited Mar 2009 in The Pub
You light the wrong end of your cig...
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  • FelixDeSouzeFelixDeSouze UK New
    edited Mar 2009
    I take it this is some type of game where the next person makes a post about something else?

    Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    Ok....
  • FelixDeSouzeFelixDeSouze UK New
    edited Mar 2009
    When you neil down to tie your shoe laces and have jesus sandals on..
  • ShortyShorty Manchester, UK Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    When you say how awesome twins are to a girl... and she is on her own.
  • MiracleManSMiracleManS Chambersburg, PA Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    When you clearly find yourself in the wrong room the next morning.
  • poofiepoofie Baltimore, MD Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    when you make out with a total stranger in the back seat of your friend's car... on a Tuesday.
  • ThraxThrax Professional Shill, Pokémaster, Watch Slut Austin, TX Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    When you write FML on your door in dry erase mar-- oh wait...
  • LincLinc Community Instigator Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    When you draw a dickboat on the bathroom wall at ICHQ. :(
  • poofiepoofie Baltimore, MD Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    i have no idea what that is. is there a pic of said drawing? urban dictionary wasn't very helpful...
  • ThraxThrax Professional Shill, Pokémaster, Watch Slut Austin, TX Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    This post reserved for an explanation of dickboat. Let me drive to work, first.

    //EDIT: Updated to tell the tale of the legendary dickboat!

    At Icrontic LAN 2008, we took part in an annual event hosted by forum members CBDroege and GHoosDum wherein teams of 3 or 4 are given one hour to build a device out of duck tape that best completes a surprise challenge. This event is, unsurprisingly, called the Duck Tape Challenge, in honor of Duck brand duct tape.

    This year the teams were tasked with creating the boat that holds the most copper BBs.

    There were many designs presented, but our team (consisting of myself, ][v][AGIC & Jared) took the approach of a long, barge-like shape reminiscent of an oil tanker. It was long, low, flat, and took great pains to assure that the boat did not simply fold in half at the middle. All in all, we were exceptionally proud of our design and the way it came together.

    Such a masterpiece needed a name...

    Of Alphas & Omegas
    There is a place on the web known as 4chan. It is a wretched hive of scum and villainy that occasionally produces irrefutable and spectacular genius. All good memes are birthed on 4chan, and all good memes die on 4chan. Here are some you may have seen and/or be familiar with:
    • Lolcats
    • Over 9000!
    • The word "lulz"
    • The 40lbs box
    • The "MAN THE HARPOONS!" phrase
    • The word "moar"
    • The phrase "tits or GTFO"
    • Using "fail" or "win" to describe a person's activities
    • And more!

    In fact, the vast majority of the memes on the internet are retreads of memes that were created, lived, and died on 4chan 1-3 years before the general public started quoting them. Regarding unpopularized memes, some have not yet made it into the general consciousness, and one such meme is dickbutt:

    dickbutt.jpg

    There is no story behind dickbutt. Much like the clouds in the sky, it just "is." It was a forced meme, meaning people deliberately repeated it with no regards to context so often that everyone was just like "**** it" and started doing it too.

    Before Eric the Red, there was...
    Given that Icrontic has its fair share of /b/tards (WARNING: link NSFW), we felt it only appropriate to dub our vessel the "Dickboat" in honor of our clandestine interests.

    attachment.php?attachmentid=26812&d=1236866216
    The venerable USS Dickboat, held by yours truly

    This leads us at last to Primesuspect's bathroom wall, where some drunken twat decided it would be for the lulz to write on it with a silver sharpie. Other drunken twats decided that continuing to write on the wall would also be for the lulz; somewhere in this grand procession of stupidity, someone thought it might be fun to commit the USS Dickboat to the wall, thereby simultaneously perverting and immortalizing the honorable vessel in a residential restroom in the heart of Warren, MI.

    The end.
  • ShortyShorty Manchester, UK Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=DickBoat

    Terrible, almost nothing on the subject all all. Urban dictionary.. you have let me down!
  • primesuspectprimesuspect HumanGarbageDisposal Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    A glossary for fluff:

    ICHQ = Icrontic HQ (i.e. the house that Lincoln and I live in)
    ICHQ Bathroom = our bathroom
    Dickboat = see Thrax's explanation
  • ShortyShorty Manchester, UK Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    It is worth noting that Prime and Lincoln aren't actually a couple despite acting like an old married one.
  • poofiepoofie Baltimore, MD Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    this will be vastly more useful when Thrax actually explains what a dickboat is. i can't stand the suspense!

    (sorry for the threadjack, by the way... continue with the embarrassing drunk stories <3)
  • primesuspectprimesuspect HumanGarbageDisposal Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    Yes we are!


    A highly dysfunctional yet ironically functional unit fused from two men with a single united purpose; the caveat is that we have minimal physical interaction. In most respects, this mirrors the conventional "traditional marriage" for all intents and purposes, except we get along better than a normal man and woman ;D
  • primesuspectprimesuspect HumanGarbageDisposal Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    Back to the drunk:

    You know you're drunk when the smell of your dog makes you vomit
  • ShortyShorty Manchester, UK Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    When you fly 4000 thousand miles, sing karaoke repeatedly after getting leathered the first night and then spend the remainder of the week with almost no voice (true story, last ICHQ LAN event).
  • primesuspectprimesuspect HumanGarbageDisposal Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    When you go with the guy who did all that ^
  • MiracleManSMiracleManS Chambersburg, PA Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    A highly dysfunctional yet ironically functional unit fused from two men with a single united purpose; the caveat is that we have minimal physical interaction. In most respects, this mirrors the conventional "traditional marriage" for all intents and purposes, except we get along better than a normal man and woman ;D

    And don't have the obligatory "birthday sex"
  • CantiCanti =/= smalltime http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9K18CGEeiI&feature=related Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    dickboat see attachment.
    dickboat.jpg 91.6K
  • CantiCanti =/= smalltime http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9K18CGEeiI&feature=related Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    Oh god i wish i'd noticed how big that picture was.
  • poofiepoofie Baltimore, MD Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    is that... duct tape? it looks like a ladies' handbag with a wiener flag sticking out of it.
  • ShortyShorty Manchester, UK Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    When you go with the guy who did all that ^
    I really absolutely cannot wait to get royally trashed with you again this year my friend. June cannot come quick enough!
  • ShortyShorty Manchester, UK Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    fluff wrote:
    is that... duct tape? it looks like a ladies' handbag with a wiener flag sticking out of it.
    Duct tape challenge. Shenanigans.
  • RyderRyder Kalamazoo, Mi Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    Lord Canti wrote:
    Oh god i wish i'd noticed how big that picture was.
    Fixed.

    Welcome Patty !! Nice meeting you on WoW/Vent last night.

    See this thread for more info on Duct tape and the "LAN" that was mentioned last night: http://icrontic.com/forum/showthread.php?t=72026
  • poofiepoofie Baltimore, MD Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    thank you! i hope i made a good impression...

    you also know you're drunk when you get in a fight with an air mattress, and lose.
  • _k__k_ P-Town, Texas Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    you piss of the third floor of apartments with 10 people around you.
  • mas0nmas0n dallas Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    You fall off of a 20' tall statue of a lion and break your tailbone. Bonus: It still hurts 5 years later.
  • ThraxThrax Professional Shill, Pokémaster, Watch Slut Austin, TX Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
  • poofiepoofie Baltimore, MD Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    ... did you just pull that out of your ass in the couple hours (less driving to work time, of course) since your first post? good form.

    this Icrontic LAN sounds alarmingly fun.
  • ThraxThrax Professional Shill, Pokémaster, Watch Slut Austin, TX Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    Why <i>yes</i>, I did do just that.

    Carry on.

    /me ninja vanishes.
  • _k__k_ P-Town, Texas Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    you wake up next to snuffie
  • MiracleManSMiracleManS Chambersburg, PA Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    Thrax wrote:
    Why <i>yes</i>, I did do just that.

    Carry on.

    * Thrax ninja vanishes.

    I desperately want your avatar to link to the corresponding website...
  • ShortyShorty Manchester, UK Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    _k_ wrote:
    you wake up next to snuffie
    Shudder. When you wake up next to Lincoln AND Snuffie.
  • LincLinc Community Instigator Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    There that is. :(
  • WinfreyWinfrey waddafuh Missouri Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    You walk into a complete stranger's house and tell them to watch old gregg and they do!
  • primesuspectprimesuspect HumanGarbageDisposal Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    There you have it. Welcome to Icrontic.
  • poofiepoofie Baltimore, MD Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    ... consider flying to MI to hang with a bunch of strangers.

    oh wait, i'm not drunk.
  • ThraxThrax Professional Shill, Pokémaster, Watch Slut Austin, TX Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    DOIT. DOIT. DOIT. DOIT. DO IT NAO.
  • ShortyShorty Manchester, UK Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    Lincoln wrote:
    There that is. :(
    Only because Snuffie will lick you to within seconds of death :(
  • ShortyShorty Manchester, UK Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    fluff wrote:
    ... consider flying to MI to hang with a bunch of strangers.

    oh wait, i'm not drunk.
    I wasn't drunk and I have done it twice :D
  • KwitkoKwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired) By the thing near the stuff Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    • You swear to anyone within earshot that you'll never drink again.
    • You call your ex on the phone.
    • You profess great love for your same-sex friends
    • Your perception of your physical strength increases tenfold
    • Your perception of the physical beauty of the opposite sex increases tenfold
    • You take your skateboard and smash the ever-loving shit out of your neighbor's lights, then try with all your might to push over their mailbox, giving yourself a 3-inch gash across the palm of your hand in the process. Then you dance around in the street for a while, cursing at the top of your lungs, followed by a severe emotional crash where you cry for the next 10 minutes, then you throw up, then you pass out. Purely hypothetical.
  • ShortyShorty Manchester, UK Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    You are absolutely sure you must have "one for the road" even though you have had four previous "just one more.. for the road".
  • TiberiusLazarusTiberiusLazarus Dewmander Misery Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    ...you wake up the next morning and order a fish sandwich for breakfast and then proceed to pass out on the table at the restaurant.

    /me looks at eggroll :/
  • ShortyShorty Manchester, UK Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    When you go for food at 4am and then proceed to not remember you did the following morning.
  • SweetDragonSweetDragon Casselberry, FL Member
    edited Mar 2009
    I can honestly say I have never been this drunk ever, but after hearing all this it makes me think I missed something. :scratch: Maybe at LAN 09? I am planning on coming with DogDragon.
  • BuddyJBuddyJ Dept. of Propaganda OKC Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    think eating DogDragon's famous soaked cherries is a good idea.

    call Shorty while having a piggyback ride outside the Royal Oak Tavern.

    when this happens:
    ghoosdum_02.jpg
  • primesuspectprimesuspect HumanGarbageDisposal Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    This thread is full of spit-out-my-coffee lulz..

    BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL TRUE fml
  • ThraxThrax Professional Shill, Pokémaster, Watch Slut Austin, TX Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    ...100+ people now refer to the act drunken vomiting with your forum name (GHoos'ing).
  • pigflipperpigflipper The Forgotten Coast Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    When you wake up and realize you started this thread the night before.
  • pragtasticpragtastic Alexandria, VA Icrontian
    edited Mar 2009
    When you've been at ICOK for days and just pissed out a substance that not only looks, but SMELLS, exactly like All Hallows Ale.

    [True Story]
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