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The secret Icrontic Ninja achievement: Missions.

primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' BoopinDetroit, MI Icrontian
edited 22 Mar in Community
Deep in the tunnels below the Icrontic monastery lies an ancient scroll. Few have seen it, but I'm about to reveal one of the secrets that is detailed on it.

There is a special achievement. A dark badge, worn by no living person. It has been relegated to the mists of history because of the evil deeds that men would perpetrate to acquire it. The lure of this badge is legendary.

I speak of none other than the Icrontic Ninja badge. It can only be granted by two men, the ones who hold the keys to Icrontic and her lore. It is worth one hundred points. Earning this badge makes one an instant 100% Icrontian.

It is granted only upon completion of a difficult and challenging mission. Anyone who steps up to perform one of these missions is setting foot on a dark path. The dangers are many, but the reward is absolute respect of the elite council of Icrontic overlords.

Missions will be posted here. Should a mission be completed, trust that the hero who completed it will be honored. :ninja:
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  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited Jul 2009
    THE FIRST MISSION:

    There is a road called Fapp Circle in a town called Wheaton, in the state of Illinois.

    There is a street sign that says "Fapp Circle"

    ICHQ needs that street sign. Deliver it to us.
  • fatcatfatcat Mizzou Icrontian
    edited Jul 2009
    you know this is illegal right? Are you willing to pay the person's fines if caught?
  • GnomeWizarddGnomeWizardd Member 4 Life Akron, PA Icrontian
    edited Jul 2009
    eh that sign probably goes missing once a month! I know down in FL there was a place called Bass wood estates, The B was always missing LOL
  • Gate28Gate28 Orlando, Florida Icrontian
    edited Jul 2009
    fatcat wrote:
    you know this is illegal right? Are you willing to pay the person's fines if caught?
  • NemikanNemikan Icrontian
    edited Jul 2009
    He also failed to mention its across the street from the county court house, jail, transportation center, and it is the street the fire station is located on. Not to mention that the town has such low crime the cops drive around all the time...... I'd pretty safely say a cop drives by that sign AT LEAST once an hour. Easy.
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited Jul 2009
    A true ninja would not talk about it. They would just deliver the sign.
  • Gate28Gate28 Orlando, Florida Icrontian
    edited Jul 2009
    Can we have an alternative mission? I want to see what else your sick minds can come up with.
  • SnarkasmSnarkasm Madison, WI Icrontian
    edited Jul 2009
    Also worth noting: almost nobody that's not super-Icrontian already would do this.
  • ardichokeardichoke Buttes Master B Lansing, MI Icrontian
    edited Jul 2009
    I dunno what you're talking about... if I lived near there I might do it...
  • GnomeWizarddGnomeWizardd Member 4 Life Akron, PA Icrontian
    edited Jul 2009
    ardichoke wrote:
    I dunno what you're talking about... if I lived near there I might do it...

    diddo
  • Gate28Gate28 Orlando, Florida Icrontian
    edited Jul 2009
    ardichoke wrote:
    I dunno what you're talking about... if I lived near there I might do it...

    Same.
  • BuddyJBuddyJ Dept. of Propaganda OKC Icrontian
    edited Jul 2009
    There are other ways to get city street signs besides theft. A real Icrontic ninja would know this.
    primesuspect
  • _k_k P-Town, Texas Icrontian
    edited Jul 2009
    Also you open Icrontic up to legal action by telling people to do this.
  • ardichokeardichoke Buttes Master B Lansing, MI Icrontian
    edited Jul 2009
    Yeah... looking at the satellite photos of Fapp Cir. makes me reconsider. I may be stupid but I'm not THAT stupid... Fapp Cir. only intersects two major roads and there's basically no cover. Attempting this would be an arrest waiting to happen.
  • BuddyJBuddyJ Dept. of Propaganda OKC Icrontian
    edited Jul 2009
    Cities regularly replace street signs. A call to the public works department might yield an older Fapp Circle sign.
  • fatcatfatcat Mizzou Icrontian
    edited Jul 2009
    ninja's dont use phones...
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited Jul 2009
    Ninjas don't discuss any of this stuff.
  • KoreishKoreish I'm a penguin, deal with it. KCMO Icrontian
    edited Jul 2009
    Depending on it's location in relation to where my cousin lives who is a deputy sheriff I may be able to pull it off.
  • RyderRyder Kalamazoo, Mi Icrontian
    edited Jul 2009
    Sigh....

    The item should just magically appear at ICHQ's doorstep, not all this "I might this, I could do that" stuff.

    Fail before beginning :p
  • primesuspectprimesuspect Beepin n' Boopin Detroit, MI Icrontian
    edited Jul 2009
    The real ninjas are not posting in this thread.
  • _k_k P-Town, Texas Icrontian
    edited Jul 2009
    ^not a ninja
  • ardichokeardichoke Buttes Master B Lansing, MI Icrontian
    edited Jul 2009
    < I'm with notaninja
  • KoreishKoreish I'm a penguin, deal with it. KCMO Icrontian
    edited Jul 2009
    A real ninja would haxx and make their own.
  • fatcatfatcat Mizzou Icrontian
    edited Jul 2009
    The real ninjas are not posting in this thread.

    I'm already like 648% Icrontian....

    :ninja:
  • ardichokeardichoke Buttes Master B Lansing, MI Icrontian
    edited Jul 2009
    A real ninja would flip out and kill everybody... then would haxx into the site and award someone else the ninja achievement to throw the heat off them.
  • SnarkasmSnarkasm Madison, WI Icrontian
    edited Jul 2009
    A ninja wouldn't partake in such silly ventures. What's your point?
  • NemikanNemikan Icrontian
    edited Jul 2009
    Buddy J wrote:
    There are other ways to get city street signs besides theft. A real Icrontic ninja would know this.

    They stated multiple times they only wanted one stolen :( otherwise i could fairly easily get one :)

    Buddy J wrote:
    Cities regularly replace street signs. A call to the public works department might yield an older Fapp Circle sign.

    I know people in the public works department... wouldn't be hard to ask them... but see above :P
  • ThraxThrax Professional Shill, Watch Slut, Mumble Hivemind Drone Austin, TX Icrontian
    edited Jul 2009
    They won't know it's not bacon.
  • mas0nmas0n dallas Icrontian
    edited Jul 2009
    LOL
  • BuddyJBuddyJ Dept. of Propaganda OKC Icrontian
    edited Jul 2009
    Nemikan wrote:
    They stated multiple times they only wanted one stolen

    Where?
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