Minecraft screenshot brag/lulz thread

Ivan

Basil

In the presence of Ilriyas, I got it in literally 30 seconds.

TROLOLOL

Ilriyas

So after making around 50 attempts and then staring at the sign for like 5 minutes I finally stopped thinking...after I slammed my head against my desk and fell out of my chair.

This is both the funniest and saddest thing that's ever happened to me...

midga

In the presence of Ilriyas, I got it in literally 30 seconds.

TROLOLOL

So after making around 50 attempts and then staring at the sign for like 5 minutes I finally stopped thinking...after I slammed my head against my desk and fell out of my chair.

This is both the funniest and saddest thing that's ever happened to me...

I laughed so hard in my head I shat my metaphoric pants.

Ilriyas

Also the worst beer is not from Canada (y u spell with lower case c?)

midga

Also the worst beer is not from Canada (y u spell with lower case c?)

Anything worse I typically don't even regard as beer. Admittedly, no one exports their finest, and Texas isn't just next door to canadia. No caps cause you're so far away; everything looks smaller at a distance.

Ilriyas

Eh I'm messing with you...no our beer is terrible.

midga

I had a red ale while I was in Saskatchewan that was alright. The steak I had with it was rather tasty. Served on toast, which was odd but enjoyable.

Anyway, in the interest of topic:


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ardichoke

Eh I'm messing with you...no all beer is terrible.

ftfy

midga

Eh I'm messing with you...no all beer is terrible.

my tongue is actually a penis

fixed

cola

Eh I'm messing with you...no all beer is terrible.

my tongue is actually a dickclown.

fixed

Tushon

Eh I'm messing with you...no our beer is terrible.

I think Unibroue would like to have a word with you involving cement shoes and Lake Michigan.

Ilriyas

So I logged on today just for a quick peek at my house/Rumford Manor (Nothing destroyed there may get started on it today)

When I found these.





Who found my Clop room meditation chamber

midga

Who found my Clop room

Everypony.

UPSWeezer

ardichoke

I saw that yesterday. Pity it was an April Fool's product. It would be the first time I ever willingly bought peeps.

Ilriyas

I saw that yesterday. Pity it was an April Fool's product. It would be the first time I ever willingly bought peeps.

Are they bad? I've never had them before but aren't peeps a marshmallow treat or something?

Tushon

I saw that yesterday. Pity it was an April Fool's product. It would be the first time I ever willingly bought peeps.

Are they bad? I've never had them before but aren't peeps a marshmallow treat or something?

They are marshmallows coated in sugar. It is an explosion of sugar in your mouth. Typically, they are used as a punishment :P

Ilriyas

I saw that yesterday. Pity it was an April Fool's product. It would be the first time I ever willingly bought peeps.

Are they bad? I've never had them before but aren't peeps a marshmallow treat or something?

They are marshmallows coated in sugar. It is an explosion of sugar in your mouth. Typically, they are used as a punishment :P

I suddenly experienced a horrid memory of pixie stix sans marshmallow.

Tushon

Much worse. Pixie stix are totally manageable because they induce dry mouth

Ilriyas

That sounds horrible.

RahnalH102

"What's this made of anyway? *looks at ingredients label* "Sugar, corn syrup, sucrose, fructose, galactose, marshmallow-bits, and ... sugar."

ardichoke

They wouldn't be so bad if the marshmallow would stay fresh and fluffy, but they go stale within seconds of opening the package.

Ilriyas

They wouldn't be so bad if the marshmallow would stay fresh and fluffy, but they go stale within seconds of opening the package.

How does that even work?

MiracleManS

They wouldn't be so bad if the marshmallow would stay fresh and fluffy, but they go stale within seconds of opening the package.

I saw this...and that is the best part. It's also a lie, it takes a good week or two to get them to the appropriate chewiness.

UPSLynx

I don't even know what I'm reading. So much Peeps hate. I don't get it.

I love those little things.