Jboog's pro tips for a Monday afternoon...
If you're going to get into a car accident, you always want to make sure it's a good bad experience. For example, if you're going to get sideswiped at an airport, make sure that you get sideswiped by a Congresswoman's aide driving her car. But, don't forget:
* Make sure it's done while he's coming to pick her up in her car because you want to really make sure he makes a lasting impression with her.
* Make sure that it's at an airport that sits in the middle of some of the worst traffic spots you can think of.
* Do it at the beginning of rush hour.
* Lastly, make sure that you and the other driver can't really agree on anything other than to waste as much of each other's time as possible ensuring her anger and frustration before they even get on the road.
** Oh, and make sure your insurance call ends with, "Well sir, it looks like we might be eating this one, but we'll see..."