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  • CantiCanti =/= smalltime http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9K18CGEeiI&feature=related Icrontian
    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To fuck your mother.
    I'm not good at puns.
    ardichokeCreeperbane2kimono54
  • JBoogalooJBoogaloo This too shall pass... Alexandria, VA Icrontian
    because she was looking for a cock? :)
    Tushon
  • Creeperbane2Creeperbane2 Victorian Scoundrel Indianapolis, IN Icrontian
    Canti said:

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Nah he was on the run from a southerner with a goatee and a pinstripe suit

  • BandrikBandrik Elkhart, IN Icrontian
    edited Jul 2013
    Did you hear about the kid whose jeans unraveled? He had a sad fray at school.

    I made that one up at work. My co-worker told me it's one that I don't have to worry about sharing with others. Well I showed her. :rolleyes:
    Creeperbane2
  • IlriyasIlriyas The Syrupy Canadian Toronto, Ontario Icrontian
    What do lawyers wear to work?

    lawsuits
    Creeperbane2
  • SonorousSonorous F@H Fanatic Virginia Icrontian
    I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
    BandrikCreeperbane2
  • midgamidga "There's so much hot dog in Rome" ~digi (> ^.(> O_o)> Icrontian
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    JBoogalooCreeperbane2
  • lulufitzgeraldlulufitzgerald Milford, Ohio Icrontian
    How was the Roman Empire cut in half?

    With a pair of Caesars.
    Creeperbane2midga
  • CantiCanti =/= smalltime http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9K18CGEeiI&feature=related Icrontian
    What did Sonic the Hedgehog say to the squirrel who ate the last chili dog?

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    Creeperbane2
  • SonorousSonorous F@H Fanatic Virginia Icrontian
    edited Aug 2013
    Copied from an email I got. I laughed pretty hard at this.

    If Anne hath a will, Anne Hathaway.
    JBoogalooCreeperbane2midgaUrbanJediWill
  • KwitkoKwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired) By the thing near the stuff Icrontian
    Canti said:

    What did Sonic the Hedgehog say to the squirrel who ate the last chili dog?

    Stop it before I kill you.
    CantiCreeperbane2
  • KwitkoKwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired) By the thing near the stuff Icrontian
    Why are there no Jews in prison?

    Because they eat lox.
    Creeperbane2JBoogaloo
  • Creeperbane2Creeperbane2 Victorian Scoundrel Indianapolis, IN Icrontian
    Kwitko said:

    Why are there no Jews in prison?

    Because they eat lox.

    That's just wrong......so why can't I stop laughing....
    Kwitko
  • d3k0yd3k0y Loveland, OH Icrontian

    My car's door alarm just said "Your door is a jar....jar." I guess you could say it's on the Binks
    *glasses*
    YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Creeperbane2
  • RequitRequit That one guy Somewhere over there, I don't know Icrontian
    Here's one I used all the time when I was teaching at Summer Camp:
    What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino? Ellifino.
    Why do elephants wear blue tennis shoes? The white ones get dirty too fast.
    Why do elephants live in herds? To get wholesale reduction on blue tennis shoes.
    Why do elephants float on their backs? To keep their blue tennis shoes dry.
    How many elephants can you fit in a taxi? Four. Three in back, one next to the driver.
    How many giraffes can you fit into a taxi? None, it's full of elephants.
    What sport do elephants play in a taxi? Squash.
    How do you tell if there's an elephant in your house? There's a taxi outside with three elephants.
    How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open door, put in elephant.
    How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open door, remove elephant, insert giraffe.
    How d you tell if there's an elephant in your fridge? There's blue tennis shoes on the floor.
    How do you tell if there was an elephant in your fridge? There's footprints in the butter.
    How do you tell if there are two elephants in your fridge? The door won't close.
    How can you know that there's four elephants in your fridge? There's a taxi outside.
    Why are there elephants running around in the forest? The fridge can't fit them all.

    Most kids leave you alone at about six puns in.
    Creeperbane2RahnalH102UrbanJediWill
  • oni_delsoni_dels Drunk French Canadian Montréal, Québec. Icrontian
    why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
    the p is silent
    JBoogalooCreeperbane2RahnalH102midga
  • KwitkoKwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired) By the thing near the stuff Icrontian
    Danny O'Bannon walks into a bar with a steering wheel shoved down his pants. The barman looks at him and says, ''Danny boy, yah know you got a steering wheel shoved down your pants?'' Danny replies, ''Ya, I know! It's been drivin' me nuts all day.''
    Creeperbane2RahnalH102JBoogaloo
  • CantiCanti =/= smalltime http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9K18CGEeiI&feature=related Icrontian
    edited Aug 2013
    Kwitko said:

    Danny O'Bannon walks into a bar with a steering wheel shoved down his pants. The barman looks at him and says, ''Danny boy, yah know you got a steering wheel shoved down your pants?'' Danny replies, ''Ya, I know! It's been drivin' me nuts all day.''

    Stop it before I
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    you.

    Creeperbane2
  • CantiCanti =/= smalltime http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9K18CGEeiI&feature=related Icrontian
    edited Aug 2013
    A bear walks into a restaurant and looks at the menu. A waiter comes up and asks, "what can I get for you?" The bear replies,

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    Bears can't read.
    Creeperbane2
  • KwitkoKwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired) By the thing near the stuff Icrontian
    Canti Canti pun Cantirectly.
    Creeperbane2
  • Creeperbane2Creeperbane2 Victorian Scoundrel Indianapolis, IN Icrontian
    He Canti?
  • oni_delsoni_dels Drunk French Canadian Montréal, Québec. Icrontian
    how do you call a bear without teeth?
    a gummy bear.
    RahnalH102
  • ZanthianZanthian Mitey Worrier Icrontian
    Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
    Creeperbane2RahnalH102
  • ardichokeardichoke Icrontian
    lel... Canti got cantowned by hotlinking prevention.
    JBoogalooCreeperbane2
  • Creeperbane2Creeperbane2 Victorian Scoundrel Indianapolis, IN Icrontian
    I'm sorry, I Canti allow you to do that.
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    ErrorNullTurnip
  • BobbyDigiBobbyDigi ? R U #Hats ! SoCal Icrontian
    Kwitko said:

    Cant-irectly.

    They have pills for that now

    -Digi

    KwitkoCreeperbane2midga
  • CantiCanti =/= smalltime http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9K18CGEeiI&feature=related Icrontian
    I just want to point out that this is the funniest thing in the thread so far.

    image

    Not the comic. Just that image.
  • CantiCanti =/= smalltime http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9K18CGEeiI&feature=related Icrontian
    Agreed and saved.

    You're going to regret this.
    Creeperbane2Kwitkomidga
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