This just in, breaking new. Blizzard adds Minecraft mod for their ever-popular online game, World of Warcraft. However, gamers everywhere are outraged as all Blizzard really did was add 110% more lava and tried to pass it off as World of Minecraft.
A patch to add 250-foot giant cobblestone dick statues has been announced in an attempt to appease fans. Executive Vice President of Game Design at Blizzard Rob Pardo had this to say: "We have found that Minecraft players seem to be obsessed with large phallic structures. Who are we to disappoint our fan base?" While the demand for the new patch may be high, its release is currently unknown and may not be out until 2014, leaving fans everywhere dickless and depressed.
The only person I know right now who plays the beta says it is still buggy as hell. I hope Activision isn't pushing Blizzard to releasing an unpolished product for the XMas buying season. As if that even makes sense for that game. I mean do you ever hear a crack dealer going "Man, we gotta get more product out for the holiday buying season."
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edited October 2010
It is still buggy at the moment. I hope they fixed the issues before release date. But knowing Activision, I would not be surprised if they would pull that stunt.
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This just in, breaking new. Blizzard adds Minecraft mod for their ever-popular online game, World of Warcraft. However, gamers everywhere are outraged as all Blizzard really did was add 110% more lava and tried to pass it off as World of Minecraft.
A patch to add 250-foot giant cobblestone dick statues has been announced in an attempt to appease fans. Executive Vice President of Game Design at Blizzard Rob Pardo had this to say: "We have found that Minecraft players seem to be obsessed with large phallic structures. Who are we to disappoint our fan base?" While the demand for the new patch may be high, its release is currently unknown and may not be out until 2014, leaving fans everywhere dickless and depressed.