Shit Cleverbot says

Creeperbane2Creeperbane2 Victorian ScoundrelIndianapolis, IN Icrontian

By now we all know of the mystical gibberish generator named Cleverbot, (If not the premice is simple, feed it a phrase and it formulates a response) well I was attempting to get it to do the "Who's on First" skit with me and this was the result;

Me; Abbott: Well Costello, I'm going to New York with you. You know Bucky Harris, the Yankee's manager, gave me a job as coach for as long as you're on the team.

Cleverbot: And I'll no longer be a capulet.

...wat

Anyone else got some bizarre Cleverbotian bullshit?

http://www.cleverbot.com/

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  • Creeperbane2Creeperbane2 Victorian Scoundrel Indianapolis, IN Icrontian
    edited February 2015

    Update: ALMOST HAD IT!

    ME: Well Costello, I'm going to New York with you. You know Bucky Harris, the Yankee's manager, gave me a job as

    coach for as long as you're on the team.

    Cleverbot: Look, if you're the coach, you must know all the players.

    Me: I certainly do.

    Cleverbot: Well you know I've never met the guys. So you'll have to tell me their names, and then I'll know who's playing on the team.

    Me: Oh, I'll tell you their names, but you know it seems to me they give these ball players now-a-days very peculiar names.

    Cleverbot: Will you commit to being baptized into the church of jesus christ of latter-day saints?

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  • LincLinc Owner Detroit Icrontian

    Nowadays isn't hyphenated.

    CyrixInsteadCreeperbane2ardichoke
  • CyrixInsteadCyrixInstead Stoke-on-Trent, England Icrontian

    For those of you who don't know, here is some information about Jimmy Saville. Here is a weird conversation I had...

    Cleverbot: Okay, I'm glad you remember things at least.

    User: Sarcasm does not suit you.

    Cleverbot: Sarcasm suits me like saville row finery.

    User: Jimmy Saville row?

    Cleverbot: Jimmy isn't the boss of me.

    User: No, I should hope not.

    Cleverbot: Can you teach me something?

    User: I'll try.

    Cleverbot: What do you think about him.

    User: He is a paedophile.

    Cleverbot: What does he specalize in?

    User: Children.

    Cleverbot: What do you mean by children.

    User: What do you mean by 'What does he specialize in?'.

    Cleverbot: What do you want? What do you want from me?

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