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Straight_Man
8 Apr 2004, 3:49am
I use several pieces of this and that garnered from lots of reading over the years:

First, I honestly believe that what Sir Arthur Conan Doyle made Sherlock Homes say, explaining a three-pipe problem to Dr. Watson, AFAIK, is true.

Essentially, he said this: When all other things have been eliminated, what ever remains, HOWEVER IMPROBABLE that thing is, MUST be true.

I'll give you a Sherlockian case summary, in American colloquial:

Older guy, healthy but not too good of vision, passes away in a locked room, of a snake bite, right next to an old fashioned bell pull used to summon servants-- he had a hold of the bell pull, bell in servant's quarters never rang. How did it happen??? Well, room was locked, Window shut, AFAIK. No snake obviously in room. Man dead.

Logic, to get bit by kind of snake that killed man beofre he could even change expression, snake HAD to have bitten man IN room.... Cut to end conclusion. Snake was put on bell pull (actually, REPLACED bell pull which was a decorative ROPE-LIKE thing hanging from ceiling) by a servant who hated this irrascible old man. Man went to summon servant, reached for bell pull, got bit by snake. Servant heard thud as man fell, entered room with protective gloves on, put snake in bag, removed snake, REPLACED BELL PULL, and servant had a spare key to room so he locked it and left master's keys in master's pocket.

Sherlock used Modus Ponens, Occam's Razor, and Modus Tolens to solve problem. In short sense, he eliminated the obvious first, and what was left added up to an oddball but true set of circumstances as outlined above.

How does this help TECHS??? Well, let's say you have a video problem, and changing drivers more than once does not fix-- instead problem gets worse. Problem, then, is not just drivers. I have discovered so many hardware setup (in BIOS) or physical hardware problems by saying "this is probably not software after two-three driver fixes apparently malf things worse and worse (and looking for hardware diags and using them),
that it is NOT FUNNy to list how many there were.

Basically, modus tolens says that if other users can fix with same drivers and you can't fix same thing same way, look at hardware and BIOS in detail. Probably not software then, by modus tolens, as if software were problem, software fix would FIX problem. IF not software fix solves problem, then probably is NOT software.

Back to Sherlock. Sherlock used what became known as Occam's Razor plus algorithm process logic (modus Ponens, Modus tolens, and what is now in Bayesian Condition Set-implemented theory also, in part) to isolate between what could and what did happen. THEN he gathered evidence and proved by solving case. So do I, but for computer systems.

What tech troubleshooting mottoes do you all use???? How have they helped you??? Where did they come from??? THAT is what I would like to see here, logic and truisms that apply to tech-- since this is a tech site, let's talk tech diagnostic "rules of thumb" and why we use them. Here is a basic logic set to begin with....

Oh, sometimes the problem is the user, though the result may be a mess of a hardware problem. Mom discovered she had no CD-ROM drive when the CD-ROM she tried to play in her 5-1\4 floppy drive both ruined drive and CD (floppy read head scraped heck out of CD while bending itself, computer locked until drive was removed and CD extracted and bent read arm discovered and both CD and drive trashed. But, in that case, my other problem solver is to teach that CDs do not go in old-style floppy drives or something else I would think obvious but she -- or he in customer's case -- had no idea about because she (or he) had not run into that problem to know what absolutely NOT to do. Motto here is teach around false assumptions for me in this forum and with customers, but show why they can be false in so doing.

Mom :Pwned: herself in this case. She never did that again. BTW, she and I BOTH laugh about this last thing still, 15 years later.

John D.

keto
8 Apr 2004, 6:00am
I can run faster scared than you can mad.

Unfortunately, the above is likely no longer true. I've put on 15 lbs (= 7 kilos) since I quit smokin about 2 months ago, and my knees are feelin it. But, for a (formerly) skinny guy with an opinion on most everything, it was a good mantra.

Camman
8 Apr 2004, 6:33am
my new personal motivation and motto is

"Do what you've always done and you'll keep getting what you've always gotten."

Read it in some article on this site I was checking out. It's a very good motivator for me personally, reminds me that sitting around and being passive is never going to produce new results and therfore I change myself and my ways accordingly so that I can obtain the things that I want, whatever it may be.

profdlp
8 Apr 2004, 6:44am
"No good deed goes unpunished"

"There ain't no such thing as a free lunch" (TANSTAAFL!)

/obvious

Camman - that is awesome. It's going on my personal list. :rockon:

bothered
8 Apr 2004, 8:06am
One I always remember but always after the event,' Never overlook the' obvious. Another is 'if it ain't broke don't fix it', I have fallen foul of 'if it ain't broke fix it till it is' several times.
D'oh.

Jengo
8 Apr 2004, 12:44pm
Dont Step on the Bull$h!t

i dunno if thats a motto or phrase. but whatever..

mondi
8 Apr 2004, 1:01pm
same as my sig: Aut tace aut loquere meliora silentio

meaning - "only when words outperform silence"

Aranyic
8 Apr 2004, 1:50pm
A few of them are

"Never judge yourself by someone elses standards, You'll always lose"
"Life is 10% what happens and 90% how you respond to it"
"**** happens"

QCH
8 Apr 2004, 3:08pm
Where I work I use the following...
"Wipe it!!!"
"Sorry we don't support Kazza or Morpheus."
"Fill out a work ticket and we'll be right up."

In life I use the following...
"Do unto others and you would have them do unto you."
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, Shame on me. There won't be a third time!!! I guarantee."

-qch

csimon
8 Apr 2004, 3:14pm
"Jeux sans frontieres"

No idea what it means and no idea what language it's in ...I just can't get it outta my head ...like a montra or something. hush brian.

kanezfan
8 Apr 2004, 4:31pm
Game without frontiers, it's French.

I just saw a movie about these kids in this residential treatment facility, it's called Manic. They're all messed up one way or another. anyhow, this one dude, he's talking to his therapist and he gets pissed off, he gets up to walk away and the therapist says "wherever you're going, you're still gonna be there" I just thought that was awesome, cause I've felt that way so many times, but it doesn't matter what you do, where you go, you're still going to face the same problems until you deal with them.

csimon
8 Apr 2004, 4:49pm
Game without frontiers, it's French.

I just saw a movie about these kids in this residential treatment facility, it's called Manic. They're all messed up one way or another. anyhow, this one dude, he's talking to his therapist and he gets pissed off, he gets up to walk away and the therapist says "wherever you're going, you're still gonna be there" I just thought that was awesome, cause I've felt that way so many times, but it doesn't matter what you do, where you go, you're still going to face the same problems until you deal with them.
I got it from the PG song by the same title however I must admit that even though I'm of cajun decent yet don't speak and understand much french at all etc ...I'd like to see that movie. War without tears is the next line. :rockon:

Actually it's interesting that you brought it up kanez because it was at addaboy that I was reminded of that ...I ran across a comment that was made in reference to john titor tt and decided to finally read up on it. After about and hour of reading I realized he contradicted himself about something so I stopped reading. LOL

kanezfan
8 Apr 2004, 5:03pm
what did he contradict himself on? i love reading that guy's stuff, it's fun

csimon
8 Apr 2004, 5:12pm
I may be wrong but that's how it made me feel at the time.
I was reading where he says that to someone witnessing his timetravel from 2036 ...let's say in the same room ...they wouldn't notice he is gone ...like it never happened. So if that's true then it's like an instantaneous thing. He'd be there and back at the blink of an eye or at least that's the way I understood it.
Later he describes some of his unit as having left before him yet never mentions there return or anything about it. So if they had left before him they would have returned before him as well if the first description were true.

You recall those parts?

edit:\ I found one:

"Do people know where you are? Can you communicate with your home?

No. They do not know where I am and I cannot communicate with them.
Interesting idea though. From their point of view, I will return almost
exactly at the same moment I left. From their viewpoint, I will only have
aged more than expected."

Necropolis
8 Apr 2004, 5:29pm
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum.
Nothing but the best is good enough.

kanezfan
8 Apr 2004, 5:29pm
well yeah, it makes sense to me. let's say you can time travel. You go back sometime. you can program the machine to come back the next second after you left. so to someone watching the departure, it would look like you left and came right back. you might have been gone for 20 years and come back looking 20 yrs. older, but to the person observing, you left and came back.

csimon
8 Apr 2004, 6:03pm
"What are the other time travelers' destinations, and missions?

I am not aware of the details of other missions. Of the seven, three had
already left before I did. I suspect they are on similar missions."

So if they're back as soon as they left it seems he would have worded this differently.

Anyway ...sorry about the hijack JohnD

CB
8 Apr 2004, 7:05pm
"Nobody moves, and nobody gets hurt"

Elven Rogue
9 Apr 2004, 2:54pm
I live by the following:

"Give all you can, but expect and need nothign in return" ~ Me

"Exigo a meran ut optimis potsim, sed ut malis melior." (I require myself not to be equal to the best, but to be better than the bad.) ~ Seneca

"Allena robis, nostra plas aliis placent." (Other peoples things are more pleasing to us, and ours to other people.) ~ Publilius Syrus

Side note: Im not 100% sure of the latin text if anyone notices an error please correct me.

Norge
9 Apr 2004, 3:03pm
For gaming my motto is: "Shoot now, shoot later, don't ask questions."
My favorite motto for life is probably "wololo!" It really doesn't have a particular meaning but you can't help but smile when you say it.

Norge

Disvengeance
9 Apr 2004, 6:14pm
''honor superavit omne''

''Honor overcomes all''

and of course:

''Do unto others as you would have them do unto you''

fudgam
9 Apr 2004, 7:02pm
"If it jiggles, it's fat" ;D ;D ;D