The Funny Pics Thread

[primesuspect]

You see, as a picture, it just screams "fake"... But the link is REAL, and then it dawns on you.... "OMG.... there really is a woman named Chew **** fun" .... ;D

[bothered]

Some kind person should ring her, "Hello, Mrs **** fun or can I call you chew? ever heard of changing your name by deed poll? Wendy sounds nice, yeah, Wendy **** fun"

Edit, I've been censored.

[Geeky1]

Testing out the swear filter, eh guys? ;D

[profdlp]

So who's going to call the number and talk to the lady? :cool:

[csimon]

Some kind person should ring her, "Hello, Mrs **** fun or can I call you chew?Edit, I've been censored.

LOL ...ask mudd what chew means in cajun!!! ;D

[profdlp]

LOL ...ask mudd what chew means in cajun!!! ;D
Hey mudd - what does "chew" mean in cajun?

There. :)

[Thrax]

I'm not muddockter, but chew is derived from the French slang meaning rear end, if you take my drift. It also may refer to the whole person.

"Get your chew off my boat" roughly equates to "Get your sorry ass off my boat."

[profdlp]

Ha! ;D

[Thrax]

**** Fun Ass. ;D

[Geeky1]

uh, look at the email address, guys. Her name is most likely Sh1t Fun Chew, not Chew Sh1t Fun.

[profdlp]

uh, look at the email address, guys. Her name is most likely Sh1t Fun Chew, not Chew Sh1t Fun.
I agree. Under "Selected Publications" that's the way it's listed.


If you look at the other faculty members (http://www.ns.nie.edu.sg/faculty/index.htm) page you'll find some other interesting names.

For example, (near the <strike>bottom</strike> chew of the page), what about these guys:

LONG Jidong
WANG Luan Keng

[Thrax]

Chew, **** Fun. Which is why I said "**** fun ass."

[DogSoldier]

Thrax, that av rocks.

[techtyrant]

THRAX,

Your avatar is sooo damn funny!

[Geeky1]

If rappers ran CNN:

[Geeky1]

You know you're a redneck when you relax like this guy:

[hitokiri]

Desert Pimp Cam, thats awesome.

westside RE PRUH SENT

[Geeky1]

Ya think?

[Geeky1]

I need this shirt.

[TheGr81]

You know... I find that offensive. I'm half black myself. Not all black people talk or act like that. While it IS funny, it somewhat categorizes black people as being what you see every day on tv or in a movie... I live around, and go to school with a lot of black people. (In south florida there's no shortage of what may be a minority in other places, BELIEVE me!) While many of them would talk like (or at least close to) some of the things in that picture, they're not all like that. Sorry if I'm getting on your nerves, but someone has to say it... /:rant:

EDIT: You changed it to rappers I see. Now THAT's a different story. ;D Sorry about all that.

-Rick

[Geeky1]

:rolleyes: Thankfully there's nothing in the constitution about your right not to be offended (because it doesn't exist). If there was, we'd be even worse off than we are now.

they're not all like that

Of course not. It's like any other stereotype. Do all asian women drive badly? No, but a hell of a lot of them do. If you can't laugh at yourself, what can you laugh at?

//Edit in response to above edit

Yeah I did. The original site I found it on said "black people..." so I copied it without thinking about it. Someone mentioned that, I agreed with them, and changed it. :)

[TheGr81]

I didn't say it wasn't funny. :thumbsup:

[Geeky1]

Heh. Just making sure. Too many people ready to go off on everything they deem "offensive" nowadays... :-/

[TheGr81]

Of course not. It's like any other stereotype. Do all asian women drive badly? No, but a hell of a lot of them do. If you can't laugh at yourself, what can you laugh at?
I guess I didn't stop to think about that before I started typing.

[bikerboy]

I need this shirt.

Same here

[test_tube_tony]

I got one. Can't post it tho, so PM me for a link :thumbsup:
(trust me, itl at least make u smile)

[drasnor]

I'm sure we all meet these people in our daily lives.

-drasnor :fold:

[primesuspect]

I swear to you all that I took this picture today with my camera. It is real.

[KilJaeden]

One of my friends is a goalie, his last name is Cox. So naturaly we stand behind him when he is in goal and yell "YOU SUCK COX!".

[profdlp]

Statistics indicate that it should have read "The left direction"...

...just sayin'...

[Thrax]

Dude, Dras.. An asshat mr. potato head. I love you man.

[profdlp]

After a second look, I have to ask:

What is the source of that rather large shadow?

:eek3:

[primesuspect]

It's the camera!

[mmonnin]

I see someone was having fun with lighting angles and certain body parts.

[profdlp]

Maybe a little too much fun... :rolleyes:

;D

[godzilla525]

ROFL...That's great... send it to Leno ;)

Reminds me of a lawfirm around here... Fruit, Dill, & ...someone I can't remember...

I laughed so hard I almost wrecked the car the first time I drove by their building.

[gibbonsl]

Viva la revolucion!

[gibbonsl]

:)

[gibbonsl]

;d

[gibbonsl]

:eek2:

[gibbonsl]

i would hate to drive thru this

[gibbonsl]

feel the power!!!

[gibbonsl]

Interfering with my swift and efficient pict harvesting.

[gibbonsl]

I could do that too, if I had drank Starbucks for 4 days straight.

[j]

This came to my Hotmail address. It was an e-mail from boflex and notice the add that posted on the right of it

[Necropolis]

Edited HUGE attatchment ;)

[Squill]

a funny 404 error I found

[gibbonsl]

;D :thumbsup: i can't stop laughing :kneel:

[shwaip]

w3rd

[shwaip]

w4rd

[j]

Wtf

[entropy]

HAHAHA post #805 (shwaip's) is funny as all hell!!!;D;D;D

[gibbonsl]

;d

[TMOA]

3 for now while i hunt thru my 50k pics

[TMOA]

hehe

[GHoosdum]

Waffles.

[astroworp]

um, i don't get it?

[KingFish]

He changes his mind often, aka "waffling". Nice find Ghoosdum.

KF

[astroworp]

got it.

[csimon]

Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin!

[mcwc]

:eek2: :thumbsup:

[RWB]

I was curious why the confirmation email that was sent by microsoft wasn't in my Hotmail Inbox.... found it in here? ;D

[mostlycloudy]

compassionate liberalism

[mostlycloudy]

more goodies


http://img70.exs.cx/img70/6127/jfkindex-1.gif



http://img33.exs.cx/img33/5970/a_sensitive_war.jpg



http://img33.exs.cx/img33/1421/the_hanoi_candidate.jpg



http://img33.exs.cx/img33/4734/lost_and_found.jpg

[tcith]

These where the days

[astroworp]

haha "More <b>Value</b>"!

[csimon]

What happens when you:

1) have nothing to do

2) own a sharp knife

3) have a large lime

4) own a patient cat

5) drink too much tequila

6) and it's football season?

[tcith]

every house needs a pet, a clean pet at that

[entropy]

Wha...Wh...Whe...aaaaaaaaaaaHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!;D

[RWB]

every house needs a pet, a clean pet at that
:eek2:

Not too funny, but amazing and scary. That snake has eaten bigger meals than that kid! :zombie:

[tcith]

Chuckle

[GHoosdum]

Alaskan tourism ad. (No offense intended, mtgoat)

[tcith]

Not sure if this local Sydney Humour will travel - These are info signs we have on our trains here - the information is usually more "official"

[DOSMAN]

I didn't make this up. It says, 'Hey, kids! Santa's coming!'

It's for a chiropractic clinic. :p

[Geeky1]

AutoMeter's new gauge, targeted specifically at readers of "Sport Compact Car"

AKA "Excuses for Ricers" ;D

[dragonV8]

They would look good in Civic's and Exels, hehehe.

[paroxym]

5) drink too much tequila

6) and it's football season?


My god that picture is awesome. I laugh and go "awwwwwwwe" at the same time. Congrats :p

And a few to pictures to make my post worthwhile...

[techtyrant]

LMAO, that's funny!

[bothered]

Found these.

[bothered]

Another.

[Flintstone]

That's Hilarious!!!

[Justin]

Damn... ;D :cool:

[Nomad]

Ronald McDonald in that Goth sketch reminds me of McHitler. Too much black and red.

[edcentric]

Nice PS work

[entropy]

.

[Geeky1]

I don't think that's a 747. 747s have 2 engines per wing, not 1. :p

[mmonnin]

Thats NOT The Point!

[gibbonsl]

it is a DC-10(I think)

almost as big:)

[entropy]

Honestly Geeky, who cares?! If they had midgets lined up to pull a semi, but said it was a Geo, I'd still laugh!

[tcith]

it is a DC-10(I think)

almost as big:)

correct :)

[Geeky1]

;D ;D

lmfao. :D

[test_tube_tony]

i dont think i saw this mars one in here...

[csimon]

While browsing thru real estate listings we found this nice coffee table!

[dragonV8]

Lucky dog, hehehe. One in a million chance to get a pic like that.

[godzilla525]

Bwahahahahaha!!! ;D

[csimon]

mooove over jethro!

[godzilla525]

Today's lesson kiddies, don't get tattoos when you're drunk.

[Gargoyle]

Can't imagine why Internet Explorer would want to block a download from this site? :D

[CyrixInstead]

Not really a funny pic, but interesting to not how many people online tonight...

~Cyrix

[profdlp]

Yes, that is a cigarette in her hand... :rolleyes:

Not so "Funny", I guess.

[Lincoln]

Hehe, I wonder if there is a removal tool for this one...

[Cyclonite]

Haha. I was bored, so I decided to look through my old pictures. I took this one about a year ago while I was in North Carolina. When I first saw it, I had to do a double-take. You wouldn't expect a person to do that without noticing. We stayed right down the road for about 5 days, and it was there the entire time, so it wasn't a prank. Quite funny.

[profdlp]

I hear that people are just dying to get in... :rolleyes: :bawling: ;D

[Justin]

Hey, that is my grandpa's joke!

[profdlp]

Justin, your Grandpa is alright by me. :D

I can still make my nearly 19-year-old daughter sock me one in the arm by driving past a graveyard and saying "Hey, look - cemetery, dead ahead".

[mcwc]

:scratch: :eek3: :wink: :wow2: :bigggrin: :thumbsup:

[Geeky1]

ahahaha. Damn straight. :D

[keto]

Unique Marketing Strategy.

Possible repost, sight very slow as this is posted so I didn't search.

[Thrax]

eeeeew. ;D

[gibbonsl]

yes it is a repost, but who is going to look throu how many pages

the only way i know was this is where i got the pict myself

:thumbsup:

still funny as hell ;D

[drasnor]

Yes, this is real.

-drasnor :fold:

[Gargoyle]

LOL ;D

I want my campus buildings to transform into robots! (and then walk far away, where I'll never see them again...)

[drasnor]

The switch that used to trigger the transformation is cleverly disguised as a circuit breaker box in the 1st floor laundry room. :D

-drasnor :fold:

[godzilla525]

ROFL @ transforming dorm...

This is more scary than funny... John Edwards just isn't satisfied with his hair.. :shakehead

[profdlp]

Hey, godzilla - Don't miss this! (http://www.short-media.com/forum/showthread.php?t=22088) :D

[godzilla525]

Wow, thanks!! I would have missed it, too. :eek:

[Necropolis]

If Lord of the rings was filmed in Bolton

[Justin]

Nice!

[primesuspect]

omg i can't believe I snapped this pic. My kids were showing each other "symbols". I have no idea what they were talking about, but they were sort of like throwing gang signs at each other or something. Then my oldest pulled this one out, and I grabbed the camera. I said "Hey Perry, what symbol was that one?" and he made this rock and roll face and gave me the finger! ;D

So of course I saw the potential for a permenant addition to the internet, so I added the text.

Go son! :rockon:

[Thrax]

Welp. I'll be syndicating that gem. ;D

[primesuspect]

Coolest... 6 year old.... evar....

[entropy]

Coolest... 6 year old.... evar....
Correction. Coolest... dad.... evar.... :D

If my parents saw me do this, and I'm 16, they'd flip. Not like I'd be beaten or anything, lol, but they for sure wouldn't be happy.

(EDIT: I know he's little, and that makes it even cuter, but even at that age my mom would have a heart attack :p)

[mewashere03]

OMG! that is the greatest picture EVER!! haha i have the coolest nephews!

[profdlp]

prime, someday when your kids are teenagers they'll find that picture. You're liable to wake up one day with an axe stuck in your forehead.

;D

[Cyclonite]

prime, someday when your kids are teenagers they'll find that picture. You're liable to wake up one day with an axe stuck in your forehead.

;D

Ouch. I don't think he'll be waking up then... :p

[GHoosdum]

Ouch. I don't think he'll be waking up then... :p

Maybe he's implying something about the thickness of prime's skull...? ;)

[Cyclonite]

Maybe he's implying something about the thickness of prime's skull...? ;)

*Chuckle*

[primesuspect]

http://www.short-media.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=12592&stc=1

[csimon]

LOL ...prime thatsa classic little rascal you got there! ;D

[polarys425]

1

[polarys425]

2

[polarys425]

3

[csimon]

they knew! ;D

[leishi85]

would you like to make it a combo??

[Necropolis]

:thumbsup:

[Necropolis]

:)

[Justin]

Ahhahahahahahahahahha ;D

[Justin]

I just thought this was timely...

[primesuspect]

Equally offensive! I love it! ;D

[CB]

Let's hear it for multi-partisan humor!

hip hip -

[gibbonsl]

aw-crap:)

[primesuspect]

I saw the front page of CNN, and was so inspired, I just had to chop that picture.

[test_tube_tony]

:p

[bothered]

Ewwww.
If that's meant to be a career change he's got no chance.

[a2jfreak]

:p
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[profdlp]

Both the election and Halloween are behind us now. Please, no more scary pictures. :D

[profdlp]

Decisions, decisions...

[CB]

It's one way down Leever...

[keto]

Wahhlll, I wuz headin out to mow the grass today but the mower had a flat so I cutdnt do 'er.

[CyrixInstead]

That's actually a pretty good idea keto lol

~Cyrix

[Garabed]

took me 3 hrs to get thru this thread... i must say.. one of the best ever! :thumbsup:

[Geeky1]

.

[Thrax]

;)

http://www.spiceisle.com/glouison/Sports%20Cars/New%20Cars/2003%20Mercedes-Benz%20SL500.jpg

[primesuspect]

Why am I not getting it?

[profdlp]

Why am I not getting it?
You're not alone. :scratch:

EDIT: Oh, I get it - look at the right rear wheel! :D

[Thrax]

Yes he is. I know you get it, Prof.

[leishi85]

i don't see it

[Justin]

I think Thrax has stumped us.....

[TheGr81]

:confused:

The male brain...

[CyrixInstead]

Hmmm, Thrax I still don't see what's funny!

//edit - Help!! I still don't see what's funny n it's buggin me!

~Cyrix

[godzilla525]

:D
(despair.com)

[CyrixInstead]

Love the snowball one, love it :D

~Cyrix

[Access_Denied]

geeky1 has no imput on the funny mercedes pic??? :scratch:

[Guyute]

The only thing I see is that it is a UK car on the wrong side of the road.

[Justin]

OOooooooohhhhhhhhhh....

[a2jfreak]

I don't see what's funny about the Mercedes.

[tcith]

Hmmm, Thrax I still don't see what's funny!

//edit - Help!! I still don't see what's funny n it's buggin me!

~Cyrix

I'm with Cyrix - I've looked at the Mercedes pic - I have enlarged it - I've looked at the reflections in the paint and the glass, I've checked the side of the road, the blurry background and see nothing - other than it's on the "correct" side of the road for an Aus/U.K vehicle (which may look odd to the USA folk) I can;t see anything strange about the picture - Am I just an Aussie Drongo? :scratch:

[TheGr81]

I think it's pretty funny that the picture managed to stump everyone...

[csimon]

teh funnay

[Zanthian]

Wow... that is slick. ;)

[Kwitko]

I just got a new scanner, which is why it took so long to get this receipt scanned in, but check out the price!

[Xander]

DUDE You got like an 1337 receipt man!!!!111 :thumbsup:

[Garabed]

:eek: I GET THE MERCEDES ONE!!! there is NOTHING to get.. eh...... eh? :( i am alone in this world :(

[bikerboy]

:wtf:

[bikerboy]

2

[bikerboy]

3

[profdlp]

:eek: I GET THE MERCEDES ONE!!! there is NOTHING to get.. eh...... eh? :( i am alone in this world :(


...Oh, I get it - look at the right rear wheel! :D
The wheel - it's tired! :D

[Rustynuts]

The wheel - it's tired! :D

Is the pic funny 'cause the front air dam looks like it's smiling? I also don't see what's funny about it
:scratch:

[Gargoyle]

I don't see what's wrong with any of its wheels. At first I thought that someone meant that there wasn't a right side (from our viewing angle) rear wheel, but we wouldn't be able to see it anyway. Then I thought someone was talking about the front right side wheel, but it looks like I would expect it to as well. :scratch:

[tcith]

It doesn't take a rocket scientist ......................

[tcith]

next ....

[tcith]

the solution

[Xander]

The solution to everything. "Get a bigger Truck" ;D

[Xander]

My brief "Scottish Experience". This was at my High School too. You would not believe the amount of compliments I got about my legs. :cool:
No one could believe that I actually got away with it. :D

Oh Noes!!! I am SOOOOOO going to regret posting this.

If any of you guys put :hitit2: ...

[Thrax]

I've always wanted a kilt. heh. They're expensive though.

[Xander]

That's not mine actually. It's a classmates. I had to use my belt to keep it on.

[tcith]

My brief "Scottish Experience". This was at my High School too. You would not believe the amount of compliments I got about my legs. :cool:
..

"what is worn under the kilt?"

"Nothing, it's all in pefect working order......" :eek:

[profdlp]

The wheel - it's tired! :D
They're all tired! :buck:

[godzilla525]

Oh geez.... ;D

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/kittybath.jpg

[profdlp]

I don't know why I think this is funny. Maybe because it's the story of my life... :rolleyes:

;D Missed it by that much:

[Geeky1]

:D :bigggrin:

[iNico]

hi. my name is nico. i'm new.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v61/samo412/BRBLOL.png

[Freemymelody]

breezy isn't it..... :thumbsup:

[leishi85]

i say false advertising!!!

[QCH]

AMD Athlon 4..... ;D

[Geeky1]

I fail to see what's amusing about that... Walmart is selling cheap notebooks, and the Athlon 4 does exist. The Athlon 4 is the older version of the mobile athlon... so where's teh funnay?

[test_tube_tony]

Yea biatch, Show you right! heh

[Guyute]

Some engineer forgot to move the pole when they moved the road...that semi almost got a surprise...Took them 3 weeks to move it BACK onto the grass!!!!

[shwaip]

w3rd.

[checkmate]

Check it out! The image glows... It's quite odd, isn't it? His name is Larry and he's quite scary. He's from Teen Titans. He's a Robin from an alternate dimension.:scratch:
http://pictures.sprintpcs.com/shareImage/24794063874_235.jpg?border=1,255,255,255,1,0,0,0&invite=BEnmmUP02zahDzrhzkOL

[entropy]

.

[entropy]

Pulled these 4 off my old site (http://www.infinitejokes.8m.com). I made it quite a few years ago... kinda surprised to see it actually up yet :wtf:

[shwaip]

http://www.rose-hulman.edu/~hanusaem/anime.gif

[checkmate]

Now that really is hilarious! Did you do that yourself?

[shwaip]

nope...found it on some other site.

[DogSoldier]

...

[profdlp]

Roflmaoastd!!!! ;D ;D ;D

[Flintstone]

That's Hilarious!! ;D ;D ;D

[godzilla525]

Rofl!! ;D

[bothered]

Here's pressx going to work.

[dragonV8]

Good one, bothered. ;D ;D

[Clutch]

haha, omg bothered that one has to get some photoshop done to it.

[Squill]

This is at a church 2 minutes away from my house, my friend said it looked like 'something' so I decided I'd take a pic and share it with yall ;D

[primesuspect]

Dude, whoever commissioned that sculpture is an idiot..... And whoever sculpted it, rocks.... :D

[entropy]

Poof.

[PressX]

Here's pressx going to work.


Damn those satellite cams! :rarr:

[EgoShowcase]

This is at a church 2 minutes away from my house, my friend said it looked like 'something' so I decided I'd take a pic and share it with yall ;D

Now thats my kind of church. :D

[Preacher]

Brings new meaning to the phrase, "Prostrate thyself before thy lord."

[GnomeWizardd]

scary

[Justin]

Mr. Dean, that is a microphone, not a Snickers. Please put the microphone down and go back to Virgina.

[Preacher]

Wasn't he from and Governor of Vermont, not Virginia?

[Access_Denied]

.

[Justin]

WHATEVER!!!!!! One of those V states...

[Preacher]

In addition to giving to the victims of the Tsunami tragedy, I'm donating money to this gentlemen in an effort to stop Ninja violence worldwide.

[tcith]

Bill Gates posed for a photospread in Teen Beat Magazine in 1983. The shots are not for the faint hearted :eek:

[TheSmJ]

...hot!

[profdlp]

Bill Gates posed for a photospread...
AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! :hair:

[tcith]

Note the apple behind him as well

[RWB]

Everyone should print one of those out and keep with them. If you ever meet Bill Gates in person whip that bad boy out and hope someone with a camera is nearby.

[a2jfreak]

What is this? Are my eyes tricking me?

[Flintstone]

This is why we lock our doors here in South Florida:

[godzilla525]

:D

[Thrax]

DAMN right.

[GHoosdum]

Truth.

[tcith]

Will the horror never end!!!

[Freemymelody]

hahahha...is that actually bill gates? :eek: :wtf:

[Freemymelody]

here's one...my friend send this to me, thought I'd share it..

[tcith]

hahahha...is that actually bill gates? :eek: :wtf:

Yes it is Bill Gates, It was done for a photo Spread in Teen Beat Magazine in the 80's

[CaffeineMe]

I've figured out why he's rich...love him or hate him, straight or other, this deserves some respect. ;D

[test_tube_tony]

nerds make better lovers lol

[TheSmJ]

Two words: Mirco. Soft.

[godzilla525]

I HAD to... it was begging for it... ;D

[test_tube_tony]

^^^ i would have use the Win95 bluescreen. the error text is more bold ^^^
funny tho :)
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forgive me for posting more rice...

[profdlp]

How often do you get to make the 1,000th post in a thread? :cool:

[QCH]

I saw that and I WAS going to post... ADMIN, please delete the previous post. ;D

[test_tube_tony]

congrats! you have made the 1000th post in this thread and have won an amazing pat on the back! :woowoo: :thumbsup:

[bothered]

How often do you get to make the 1,000th post in a thread? :cool:
Depends if you're a Mod or not. :nudge:
Anyway, never mind that, how does he steer that? What do the handle bars do?

[Freemymelody]

that wierd motorcycle wheel thingy reminds me of Twisted Metal the game for some strange reason... :scratch: ;D though it looks cool..

[leishi85]

How often do you get to make the 1,000th post in a thread? :cool:


HOLY ****!!!!

i would really want to ride that, haha.

[CB]

I got next after Leishi!

You'd have to steer by leaning... not exactly a good turning radius...