The Funny Pics Thread [Archive] - Page 5

Gargoyle

15 Feb 2005, 11:58pm

Gargoyle

16 Feb 2005, 12:03am

All the talk of Gizoogle and the Shizzolator led to me finding this:

Buddy J

16 Feb 2005, 12:09am

Word.

shwaip

16 Feb 2005, 6:09am

Unfortunately, only a handful of players are compatible with "Napster To Go." They need to be able to tell whether or not you currently have a subscription, so it can cut you off if you cancel. Still, about the same price monthly as satellite radio, so not too bad.

Forgive me (and banish this post into oblivion) if this is a re-post. I found a complicated way of taking a screenshot:

you sir, need to be banished into oblivion for posting one of the oldest blonde jokes in the history of the internet. I think that picture showed up right after Al Gore invented the 'net.

Geeky1

17 Feb 2005, 12:52pm

Off Gizoogle... I liked these two ;D

TheSmJ

18 Feb 2005, 5:31am

http://img160.exs.cx/img160/6312/textspeak1pd.jpg

Dunno if this was ever posted or not...

DogSoldier

18 Feb 2005, 2:17pm

The pause that refreshes....

DogSoldier

18 Feb 2005, 2:46pm

For Gods sake... FEED THIS KID!

mansonchix05

19 Feb 2005, 6:47pm

Marilyn Manson and Twiggy with santa. :p

CyrixInstead

28 Feb 2005, 2:41pm

WTF??

~Cyrix

profdlp

4 Apr 2005, 4:23pm

We made it through the whole month of March without a funny pic? :confused:

My GF wanted to go someplace expensive last week, so I took her to the gas station... ;D

bothered

4 Apr 2005, 7:23pm

American fuel prices? pfff, they're giving it away.

test_tube_tony

4 Apr 2005, 8:50pm

i think the price has doubled in the last year. its kind of a kick in the face... and wallet.

Nomad

4 Apr 2005, 10:19pm

American fuel prices? pfff, they're giving it away.

In many European countries they have excellent public transportation and pay road taxes with their gas, which Americans don't on either account.

profdlp

4 Apr 2005, 10:26pm

In many European countries they have excellent public transportation and pay road taxes with their gas, which Americans don't on either account.
You're half right. (http://www.artba.org/economics_research/reports/gas_tax_history.htm)

bothered

4 Apr 2005, 10:45pm

In many European countries they have excellent public transportation and pay road taxes with their gas, which Americans don't on either account.
Well I wish this was one of them. I can drive to a town called Stockport in 15 minutes, by bus it's almost an hour (that's from actually getting on the bus, if it turns up). I've just paid my road tax, �93 for six months and petrol is over �3 per gallon. :bawling:

tcith

5 Apr 2005, 1:22am

We pay about $1.05 to $1.15 per litre here in Sydney so lets see -
4 litres = 1.06 US gallons (or 0.88 U.K gallons)

so that's approx $4.50 a gallon

BUT

If we take the exchange rate into consideration that's $3.44 USD
or for bothered in the U.K 1.83 GBP

Nomad

5 Apr 2005, 1:31am

You're half right. (http://www.artba.org/economics_research/reports/gas_tax_history.htm)

I know we have gas tax, that's why prices on gas vary from each state--Read: California--but in countries like Germany they pay a lot of money for a liter of gas because their road taxes are rolled in almost full and have excellent public transportation systems that discourage driving.

Well I wish this was one of them. I can drive to a town called Stockport in 15 minutes, by bus it's almost an hour (that's from actually getting on the bus, if it turns up). I've just paid my road tax, �93 for six months and petrol is over �3 per gallon.

Heh, I wasn't sure if the Isle was one of those places, thanks for correcting me.

profdlp

5 Apr 2005, 1:33am

It's all relative. We're just not used to paying a lot over here in the US. Gas prices are still lower than they were around 25 years ago, once inflation is taken into account. (That may not be true much longer - we're getting close.)

Of course, gasoline is still cheaper than fancy-pants bottled water and milk, though I don't recall ever going through 13 gallons of milk during the seven-hour drive to visit my family in Virginia, (about 400 miles away). :D

test_tube_tony

5 Apr 2005, 2:14am

that would make you vomit over 17 times. its impossible to drink a gallon of milk in that short of amount of time.

csimon

5 Apr 2005, 3:33am

had milk?

FreshyP

9 Apr 2005, 11:35pm

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

entropy

10 Apr 2005, 12:05am

Oh wow. That almost made me want to throw up... and seeing it usually doesn't do that for me. But holy crap...

Shivian

12 Apr 2005, 3:38am

Hope this hasn't been posted here!

Pictures containing words included in the swear filter are not permissible. ;)

-Prof

Shivian

12 Apr 2005, 3:42am

And another...

Pictures containing words included in the swear filter are not permissible. ;)

-Prof

Shivian

12 Apr 2005, 3:43am

One last one for good measure

entropy

12 Apr 2005, 3:50am

:D

I've seen those LOTR ones across many a sig in various forums, but this is the only one that I can find (that I saved) that isn't terribly disturbing...

Pictures containing words included in the swear filter are not permissible. ;)

-Prof

Shivian

12 Apr 2005, 4:58am

Oh man you're kiddin me... who turned the fun filter on?

entropy

12 Apr 2005, 5:05am

I wasn't sure if that was gonna happen.

Eh...

profdlp

12 Apr 2005, 6:21am

Guys, I hated to do it. The pics were funny and I laughed as hard as anyone when I saw them.

The reason for removing them was that we don't allow pictures containing words that would not pass our ****ing swear filter.

If you can blur out the innapropriate parts the pics will be welcomed back with open arms. :)

CyrixInstead

12 Apr 2005, 1:02pm

Eh? The first two don't get past the patented prof swear filter, but WANKMEOFF does?? WTF is the world coming to? ;D

~Cyrix

test_tube_tony

12 Apr 2005, 1:56pm

Censorship f**king sucks. :shakehead

QCH

12 Apr 2005, 2:20pm

Our filters are US English biased... Wank in not a bad word over here.

profdlp

12 Apr 2005, 9:21pm

Eh? The first two don't get past the patented prof swear filter, but WANKMEOFF does?? WTF is the world coming to? ;D

~Cyrix
Having studied several foreign languages at university I am somewhat familiar with UK English. You might say that I know all about "wanking".

Since the 1/3 of our site's ownership (Shorty, may He live forever) who is from the UK has not deemed it offensive, I let it stand. So bugger-off. :vimp:

Censorship f**king sucks. :shakehead
I agree with you in principle. This is merely a case of determining what is appropriate for a particular time and place. The owners of this site are entitled to set the guidelines for any activity which transpires on the forum which they have provided for us. :)

I learned to cuss from the foremost experts in the field, the United States Navy, and was not personally offended by any of the recent posts. (As I mentioned before, I found them quite funny.) However, I do agree with the policy which led to the deletion of the pics.

This is not a reflection on anyone here and I am absolutely positive that no one meant any harm. It was just a matter of enforcing the standards which apply equally to all of us. :wave:

CyrixInstead

12 Apr 2005, 11:01pm

*Groan* so I have to report that I think it's offensive and then the patented Cyrix-orship filter can kick in, when the prof-filter just won't do :rolleyes:.

It is funny, but I'm now intrigued as to what the others said!

~Cyrix

bothered

15 Apr 2005, 8:21am

profdlp

16 Apr 2005, 4:31am

Bothered, my Windows Suck Rate (WSR) was substandard. I can't find the patch anywhere on Microsoft's website.

What should I do now? :scratch:

pseudonym

16 Apr 2005, 6:50pm

Mmmm, bunnies.

profdlp

16 Apr 2005, 9:35pm

Oh Lord, psuedo - I'm not going to sleep a wink tonight... :eek2: ;D

test_tube_tony

17 Apr 2005, 10:09am

thats some creepy good 5h17 lol

Gargoyle

20 Apr 2005, 7:53pm

(this probably serves the purpose of me venting more than anything else, but here goes)

"Sure ArcMap, crash after 34 minutes with a non-descript error message. That's real funny."

Justin

20 Apr 2005, 8:13pm

Sux00rz...

Justin

21 Apr 2005, 10:17pm

pwned...

Jengo

22 Apr 2005, 4:14am

A pill that works wonders

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/heavygrubs/FUKITOL.jpg

bikerboy

30 Apr 2005, 3:03pm

Robin Williams did a bit on that pill.

bikerboy

godzilla525

1 May 2005, 4:26am

http://www.personal.psu.edu/adz105/Pictures/baby_incoming.jpg

http://www.personal.psu.edu/adz105/Pictures/baby_altering_pool.jpg

(I can't believe how long this thread's been dead.)

blaunchb

1 May 2005, 6:56pm

As a father of three, that looks more like OUTGOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brian

profdlp

1 May 2005, 7:29pm

As a father of three, that looks more like OUTGOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brian
I think you're right. ;D

godzilla525

2 May 2005, 1:19pm

Japan is just plain messed up. :shakehead
http://www.personal.psu.edu/adz105/Pictures/JapaneseNaziPunks.jpg

And here this whole time I thought their cartoons were over-exaggerated. :mullet:

Alpha Operator

3 May 2005, 11:48pm

GZ! I've come to do damage!!!

Yeah, Japaneese punks, that's one of the greatest pictures ever.

tcith

4 May 2005, 7:15am

Lan Party ?

tcith

4 May 2005, 7:17am

Looks like Fun

profdlp

4 May 2005, 7:19am

Lan Party ?
Good grief. How'd you like to get that electric bill? :eek:

Alpha Operator

4 May 2005, 12:49pm

Looks like Fun

Hey! I rode on that coaster! That's the Mean Streak at Cedar Point in Ohio isn't it? I remember that drop, the blue awnings, the access road to the side, and the Hotel in the distance!

scott

4 May 2005, 1:17pm

Lan Party ?

Micro$oft tech help line

I was gonna say Dell but they look like they are from the wrong country for that.

I wonder if it is wired or wireless . thats a lot of cat5 to run

Scott

GHoosdum

4 May 2005, 1:22pm

It would be a lot of WAPs too - each one can only run so many connections. I forget the exact number right now... :scratch:

tcith

4 May 2005, 2:40pm

I must say - the "lan party" pic - I was a bit puzzled by the amount of shirtless individuals ... very puzzling

QCH

4 May 2005, 2:51pm

I notice almost all of the monitors are NOT running games???

test_tube_tony

4 May 2005, 5:13pm

Hey! I rode on that coaster! That's the Mean Streak at Cedar Point in Ohio isn't it? I remember that drop, the blue awnings, the access road to the side, and the Hotel in the distance!

never ride the front seat unless you want your back permanently injured. it happened to me :-/. i was in pain for months after the ride.

profdlp

4 May 2005, 6:41pm

Hey! I rode on that coaster! That's the Mean Streak at Cedar Point in Ohio isn't it? I remember that drop, the blue awnings, the access road to the side, and the Hotel in the distance!
I thought that looked familiar. :)

I don't remember the kid on the bike, though. :scratch: ;D

5 May 2005, 6:00pm

I must say - the "lan party" pic - I was a bit puzzled by the amount of shirtless individuals ... very puzzling

never mind the shirtless ones....there is actually girls there. Must be offical LAN dancers

kittie

7 May 2005, 7:15pm

:) untouched photo straight from the magazine rack.

bothered

7 May 2005, 8:29pm

Found it.

mcwc

9 May 2005, 6:47am

:wtf:

kittie

9 May 2005, 9:57pm

Found it.
LMFAO

shwaip

10 May 2005, 5:21am

oh so true. so true.

mmonnin

10 May 2005, 3:15pm

I figured it would be when not wearing pants...if you catch my drift.;)

shwaip

10 May 2005, 5:45pm

Actually I don't catch your drift :)

Being happy and having pants on are mutually exclusive, based on that venn diagram :p

pseudonym

10 May 2005, 6:25pm

Yeah, I figured you should cross them over and one should say not wearing pants, then other should say happiness, and then in the middle is the only place with color, kinda like this MSPaint rendition...

shwaip

10 May 2005, 6:34pm

ah - but based on your diagram, I can be happy AND have pants on. Clearly, that is a fallacy.

profdlp

10 May 2005, 6:59pm

I'd be just as happy if all of you kept your pants on. :mullet:

I'm still waiting for the lady SM'ers to weigh in on this issue. :cool:

Preacher

10 May 2005, 7:09pm

Is this the funny picture debate forum?

If so, I would argue the mutually exclusive nature of wearing pants and happiness is not based on any specific sex, race, ethnicity, religion, nor economic status, but on universal truth.....but I do need confirmation from my better half.:scratch:

"HONEY!" :O

mmonnin

10 May 2005, 11:39pm

Well if a guy doesnt have pants on we are most likely 1.) In the Shower or 2.) With a Lady Friend. I was refering to the second option.:D

pseudonym

11 May 2005, 2:48am

ah - but based on your diagram, I can be happy AND have pants on. Clearly, that is a fallacy.

But thats unpossible!!! ;D

kittie

11 May 2005, 10:30pm

Black Hawk

12 May 2005, 2:51am

There's not enough hardcore pr0n in the world to erase that image... :shakehead

pseudonym

12 May 2005, 4:10am

Ewwwww..... ;D

tcith

13 May 2005, 6:07am

Was looking up some info on the BBC web pages in the comedy section, clicked on a link and got the following "File not found" page - chuckle

Shadow2018

14 May 2005, 3:28am

There's not enough hardcore pr0n in the world to erase that image... :shakehead

I'm with you on this one.
:shakehead

Clutch

14 May 2005, 4:22am

I notice almost all of the monitors are NOT running games???

Reminds me of the SM lan, when the damn power kept going out
;D

bikerboy

14 May 2005, 12:44pm

FormFactor

17 May 2005, 10:45pm

The PlayStation 3: George Foreman Edition.

Preacher

18 May 2005, 2:29am

How Much?!

primesuspect

24 May 2005, 5:25pm

:thumbsup:

Kwitko

25 May 2005, 4:08am

I received this phishing attempt on May 24, 2005.

QCH

25 May 2005, 4:28am

I've heard radio ads about an insurance company being so proactive, they show up a day too early with a new car... But 17 days!!!! Wow, EBAY must have some really good programmers and tons of CPU power to do that. Heck, weathermen cannot predict tomorrows weather, let alone 17 days!!!! ;D

CyrixInstead

25 May 2005, 9:23am

Saw this 'advert' on a site - possibly the most garish I've ever seen in my life...

~Cyrix

Lady_Nikon

26 May 2005, 12:33am

and this is for all the naughty boys....

Leonardo

26 May 2005, 2:49am

Saw this 'advert' on a site - possibly the most garish I've ever seen in my life... Almsot as bad as Nomad's signature. :eek:

Gargoyle

7 Jun 2005, 4:08pm

Just saw this on CNN. Didn't know GM made Fords :scratch:

GHoosdum

7 Jun 2005, 4:29pm

Hey that's news to me as well!

primesuspect

7 Jun 2005, 4:33pm

What, you never heard of the GM/Ford illuminati? That dude in the picture is also a freemason! ;D

csimon

8 Jun 2005, 6:25am

LOL ...I suppose he got layed off at gm and went work at ford ...probably.

tcith

22 Jun 2005, 5:17am

Just in case you guys did not know ......

primesuspect

22 Jun 2005, 5:21am

oh cut the crap. You know it does! ;D

shwaip

22 Jun 2005, 5:23am

They don't use straws. They learn to drink straight from the the can.

FormFactor

22 Jun 2005, 3:27pm

Heh, I would have laughed if it were a pic of a kangaroo only. I dont know why, but kangaroos just strike me as funny animals. Their so cute with those thick tails, and badass fighting techniques...

profdlp

22 Jun 2005, 5:08pm

... so cute with those thick tails, and badass fighting techniques...
That describes most of the women I've dated... :rolleyes:

22 Jun 2005, 7:42pm

I dont know why, but kangaroos just strike me as funny animals. Their so cute with those thick tails, and badass fighting techniques...

That describes most of the women I've dated...

;D Sm Byte!

entropy

22 Jun 2005, 8:53pm

From the PBF comic. Funny stuff.

drasnor

25 Jun 2005, 5:26pm

I was surfing for graphics card reviews and found this. So very, very wrong.

FormFactor

25 Jun 2005, 9:02pm

I was surfing for graphics card reviews and found this. So very, very wrong.

What am I missing? I dont get it. :scratch:

primesuspect

25 Jun 2005, 9:31pm

I'm guessing here, but i think it's the fact that we're reading a tech review on ESPN....

drasnor

25 Jun 2005, 10:42pm

I'm guessing here, but i think it's the fact that we're reading a tech review on ESPN.... That's it. ESPN covers the "battle" between ATI and nVidia. What is the world coming to?

-drasnor :fold:

FormFactor

28 Jun 2005, 1:35am

more...

Leonardo

9 Jul 2005, 8:10pm

Xander sports his EMT shirt:

shwaip

11 Jul 2005, 3:26am

shwaip

11 Jul 2005, 3:27am

shwaip

11 Jul 2005, 3:27am

tcith

11 Jul 2005, 6:42am

Now this is clean

Xander

11 Jul 2005, 7:31am

That is wrong on so many levels....

entropy

11 Jul 2005, 7:32am

This isn't funny, per se, but holy crap is it mesmerizing... (stare at the plus)
Bloody hell, the attach button is borkeded again..

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/2663/fc8249a7023as.gif

AuthorityAction

11 Jul 2005, 6:32pm

Wow, that's amazing :eek:

csimon

12 Jul 2005, 5:50am

This isn't funny, per se, but holy crap is it mesmerizing... (stare at the plus)
Bloody hell, the attach button is borkeded again..

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/2663/fc8249a7023as.gif
hey it turns green ...or is it just me?

csimon

12 Jul 2005, 5:52am

Now this is clean
I don't know what to say ...LOL!

I'd hate to see how they get toothpaste! ;D

entropy

12 Jul 2005, 6:22am

hey it turns green ...or is it just me?
Sure does. It uses the lasting negative image on your retina to freak you out, I think.

But it gets better (and I only realized this a few hours ago): Keep staring. Don't even twitch your eyes from the center of the plus! You should see it "erase" the pink, and then kind of fade back in, only to be "erased" again.

Leonardo

12 Jul 2005, 8:39am

You're right! The pink started disappearing, and then reappeared. :scratch:

profdlp

13 Jul 2005, 12:42am

Now this is what I would call a true lap Dog:

csimon

13 Jul 2005, 3:59am

You're right! The pink started disappearing, and then reappeared. :scratch:
I focused right on the plus and the pink disappeared altogether ...all I saw was the green dot spinning around.

knarly! :headbange

tcith

14 Jul 2005, 12:12pm

an LIFT!

FormFactor

14 Jul 2005, 5:28pm

Isnt that from the movie Dodgeball?

Great movie. And what happens next in that particular scene is priceless :thumbsup:

tcith

15 Jul 2005, 1:20am

ahh I've not seen dodgeball -
We don't play dodgeball here in Aus so it does not connect culturally or looked interesting to me.

Preacher

15 Jul 2005, 1:32am

tcith,
The movie is a farsical look at a semi-sport. In reality, grade school kids play dodgeball, but in the movie it is portrayed as a serious adult sport as seen on ESPN "Ocho." The movie is hysterically funny, so I do recommend wearing Depends undergarments when you watch.

Remember though, if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! :thumbsup:

GHoosdum

15 Jul 2005, 1:27pm

Patches O'Hoolihan! :D

Preacher

16 Jul 2005, 12:09am

While this link isn't a picture, it is funny, features a lovely lady from Dodgeball, and serves as a posthumous memorial to one of the Greatest S-M threads ever....the Babe Thread - May its mammary glands and glutes rest in peace.

http://www.candicemichelle.com/CandiceRocks.wmv

Watch until the end.....

Old Lady - "Secure her. We don't want any accidents."
Old Man - "...think I just had one. Excuse me!"

bikerboy

27 Jul 2005, 3:10am

...

bikerboy

27 Jul 2005, 3:11am

danball1976

31 Jul 2005, 10:42pm

How do you get the Lime in the Pepsi Lime?

sfleuriet

1 Aug 2005, 12:52am

http://www.yobbo.co.nz/photogallery/bild_windowsverktyg.jpg

http://www.yobbo.co.nz/photogallery/funny%20photos/A_SIGN_YOUR_KID_MAY_HAVE_A_PROB.jpg

http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/beer_spill.jpg

Zanthian

2 Aug 2005, 1:27pm

Cleanup on Aisle 4!

tcith

5 Aug 2005, 7:15am

Worst woman driver awards

tcith

5 Aug 2005, 7:16am

continues

tcith

5 Aug 2005, 7:16am

lastly

test_tube_tony

5 Aug 2005, 7:55am

no wonder women pay more for insurance :rolleyes:

sfleuriet

5 Aug 2005, 10:53am

no wonder women pay more for insurance :rolleyes:
haha thats not usually true :p

but yeah most women are uh.. interesting drivers

GHoosdum

5 Aug 2005, 4:09pm

Why, I didn't know that! :D

Preacher

5 Aug 2005, 11:08pm

no wonder women pay more for insurance :rolleyes:
Women actually pay much less for insurance and statistically are safer drivers. Men take risks, because we know we are invincible; women seem to be more oblivious to their surroundings and easily distracted.

I hope the missus doesn't see this post!
:wtf:

sfleuriet

5 Aug 2005, 11:50pm

Men take risks, because we know we are invincible;
haha i love the blatent stereotyping :p Yeah my parents told me recently that with me now added to our insurance plan, it's totally skyrocketed. They claim mine is twice as much as my 17-yr old sister :eek:

Preacher

5 Aug 2005, 11:54pm

haha i love the blatent stereotyping :p Yeah my parents told me recently that with me now added to our insurance plan, it's totally skyrocketed. They claim mine is twice as much as my 17-yr old sister :eek:

Just tell them it's not because you are a greater risk, but because you are really worth twice as much as her! ;D

tcith

7 Aug 2005, 1:36pm

the fine would be the least of your worries

test_tube_tony

7 Aug 2005, 2:57pm

thats odd. maybe it has something to do with michigan. my sister's is double what i paid 3 years ago when i was 18, and my g/f's insurance would be higher than mine too if she had a car. :scratch:

ah well, its all a rip off...

StevanHogg

24 Aug 2005, 11:14pm

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/fun05/fun2/REAL.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/fun05/fun/GingerCure.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/fun05/fun/QueenOnATerroristHunt.jpg
Queen Looking For Terrorists

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/fun05/fun/FUNWITHDRUNKS.jpg
Fun With Drunks

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/fun05/fun/NostradamusProphecy.jpg

25 Aug 2005, 4:24pm

I don't beleive that I have ever heard the phrase 'Ginger Kid'...

pseudonym

25 Aug 2005, 5:41pm

I don't beleive that I have ever heard the phrase 'Ginger Kid'...

Neither have I.... I don't get it

StevanHogg

26 Aug 2005, 4:05pm

drasnor

26 Aug 2005, 5:48pm

nice upskirt there

StevanHogg

27 Aug 2005, 6:51am

My Piggy Bank

StevanHogg

27 Aug 2005, 6:52am

Scottish Bikini

test_tube_tony

27 Aug 2005, 7:15am

Scottish Bikini

:eek2: dont walk the wrong way in that thing. it may shift.

sfleuriet

27 Aug 2005, 4:58pm

haha i love it ;D

tcith

28 Aug 2005, 12:07pm

I don't beleive that I have ever heard the phrase 'Ginger Kid'...

It's used here and in the U.K - a number of english and aussie comedians make fun of redheads, ginger or blood nuts.

British comedian Graham Norton often picks out red heads in his audience and makes fun of them or berates people who date red heads.

28 Aug 2005, 5:00pm

Why? What's wrong with orange hair?

sfleuriet

28 Aug 2005, 7:26pm

theres this great hilarious guy at my school, and he's a redhead. Lots of people call him FireCrotch ;D ;D

Jengo

29 Aug 2005, 8:33am

I know a lot of hot redhead chix.

primesuspect

8 Sep 2005, 11:40pm

;)

Nightwolf

10 Sep 2005, 12:06am

LMAO....thats awesome

StevanHogg

12 Sep 2005, 3:58pm

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/fun05/fun2/ExpensiveHabit.jpg
Severe Coke Problem

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/fun05/fun2/JesusChristActionFigure.jpg
Jesus Christ Action Figure

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/fun05/fun2/TwoSisters.jpg
Sisters

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/fun05/fun2/HowToKeepAWomanHappy.jpg
How To Keep A Woman Happy

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/fun05/fun2/CleverLooter.jpg
Clever Looter

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/fun05/fun2/DearerThanCoke.jpg
Fuel Prices

Tex

16 Sep 2005, 6:34pm

Tex

Justin

21 Sep 2005, 6:20pm

Truth in advertising?

tcith

22 Sep 2005, 11:04am

:thumbsup:

profdlp

22 Sep 2005, 3:19pm

Who be Hoff? :scratch:

Flintstone

22 Sep 2005, 3:21pm

Isn't he that guy from Baywatch or something?

22 Sep 2005, 5:49pm

Isn't he that guy from Baywatch or something?

anybody else feel old because of this statement

profdlp

22 Sep 2005, 6:15pm

anybody else feel old because of this statement
Not me.

Stupid, maybe... ;D

Tex

22 Sep 2005, 6:19pm

Geez

GHoosdum

22 Sep 2005, 6:23pm

Baywatch... pah! Knight Rider. :thumbsup:

GHoosdum

22 Sep 2005, 6:26pm

Well, if nobody had ever pooped in it, it might quite literally be a pot of gold...

22 Sep 2005, 7:42pm

Yes, remembering how I used to get excited about new episodes of Knight Rider does make me feel old... and poorly cultured...

csimon

23 Sep 2005, 3:07am

Extreme makeovers!

Nightwolf

23 Sep 2005, 3:17am

Ne one got the monkeys digits?

profdlp

23 Sep 2005, 3:20am

Ne one got the monkeys digits?
I do have Opposable Thumbs... :mullet:

23 Sep 2005, 5:01am

An old man gave me a monkey's paw... Does that count?

dragonV8

23 Sep 2005, 11:46am

Who knows, you might end up stinking rich. :D

Mt_Goat

23 Sep 2005, 12:12pm

It's actually going to the pile of dirt. So someone already got yer pot-o-gold. ;(

GHoosdum

23 Sep 2005, 1:58pm

An old man gave me a monkey's paw... Does that count?

No, because that was a short story, not real life. :p

23 Sep 2005, 4:07pm

I was hoping that you would call out my pun...

Like: Yes it counts... down to your demise!

or something like that...

That would have been good enough for an SM-byte...

GHoosdum

23 Sep 2005, 4:09pm

I was hoping that you would call out my pun...

Like: Yes it counts... down to your demise!

or something like that...

That would have been good enough for an SM-byte...

Only if a mod got the joke... :o

profdlp

23 Sep 2005, 4:10pm

What happened to the monkey's Ma?

Justin

23 Sep 2005, 6:42pm

Delete this!!!! Delete this!!!!!

MAGIC

24 Sep 2005, 2:41pm

i love how the JC action has such rippled abbs and chizzled pecs, and comes comes complete with and uzi submachine gun and throwing daggers.

i dont see how you dont know david hasselhoff :confused:

MAGIC

24 Sep 2005, 6:12pm

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v35/captainwarez/signlol.jpg
a michigan road sign if ive ever seen one

FormFactor

26 Sep 2005, 3:53pm

The Female brain:

FormFactor

26 Sep 2005, 3:54pm

The male brain:

FormFactor

26 Sep 2005, 6:20pm

[V][AGIC']http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v35/captainwarez/signlol.jpg
a michigan road sign if ive ever seen one

Thats funny... did anyone notrice the UFO flying around in the background?

Nightwolf

26 Sep 2005, 9:14pm

I think thats something in the water!

Gargoyle

26 Sep 2005, 9:44pm

Kind of looks like a slab of concrete, rather than sky or water. Hard to tell, it's pretty fuzzy.

On the other hand, it could be an Orca.

26 Sep 2005, 10:23pm

On the other hand, it could be an Orca.

That's what she said!

profdlp

26 Sep 2005, 10:47pm

A little digital enhancement may shed some light on the subject:

Sledgehammer70

27 Sep 2005, 12:00am

hOW TO DIE IN 10 SEC....

"Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."
So, for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom
scale.

Leonardo

27 Sep 2005, 6:23am

I bet that sign is also "known to cause cancer" in California.

MAGIC

27 Sep 2005, 6:45am

I bet that sign is also "known to cause cancer" in California.
lol, i got one too... but it would be wildly inappropriate

FormFactor

30 Sep 2005, 6:42pm

GTA: Louisiana. I know this is wrong, but some might find it funny.

StevanHogg

1 Oct 2005, 12:42am

http://i1.zvhost.com/1/m/m4bz559s.jpg (http://www.zippyvideos.com/5440940501441656/scottish_monster_mash/*stevanhogg)

csimon

1 Oct 2005, 6:45am

GTA: Louisiana. I know this is wrong, but some might find it funny.
If it read New Orleans then the rest of Louisiana would laugh too!
I have an email all about that somewhere and if I dig it out I'll post it. It basically states how the rest of Louisiana feels about the New Orleans crew and their behavior.
We in Vermilion parish on the other hand endured hurricane Rita only two weeks after Katrina and went right back into the mess to begin cleaning and rescuing right away ...it's still going on right now as a matter of fact. Not one spec of news about looting or any other such misconduct or misbehavior here.
The way we figure it is ...why wait for the government?
Some of our schools will be opening for classes on monday morning.

profdlp

1 Oct 2005, 10:38pm

Read the story here. (http://www.snopes.com/katrina/photos/debitcard.asp)

mmonnin

1 Oct 2005, 11:21pm

I heard some of those cards were used in Bars and strip clubs. Like some of them really needed the money.

DogSoldier

2 Oct 2005, 1:07am

I imagine that for a lot of people, those that lost homes, cars, keepsakes, pets, friends and maybe family.. those debit cards are prolly small consolation.

Leonardo

2 Oct 2005, 2:15am

Please, let's get back on topic. This isn't supposed to be a serious thread. :D

csimon

2 Oct 2005, 1:31pm

the pic alone isn't funny if anyone misses it ...it's the caption below!

"Astrodome: Within two minutes of AFP photographer Stanly Honda electronically publishing a photo of Katrina victim Latesha Vinette holding up her Red Cross debit card, Ms. Vinette was paged by the management of Reliant stadium to receive a call from Mastercard asking about cash advances totally $65,237, the attempted purchase of a Ferrari automobile using her card #, along with hundreds of purchases from eBay, including, ironically, camping gear."

csimon

4 Oct 2005, 5:30am

Don't hurt kittens.

techtyrant

9 Oct 2005, 11:42pm

http://www.funny-adverts.com/spoof-ads/big-mac-attack-spoof.jpg

techtyrant

9 Oct 2005, 11:47pm

Sorry about the other pics everybody. My bad.

http://www.censory.com/Funny/crabs.jpg

techtyrant

9 Oct 2005, 11:47pm

http://www.censory.com/Funny/funchurch.jpg

techtyrant

9 Oct 2005, 11:49pm

The League of Extremly Violent Gentlemen

http://www.jamiewebby.zoomshare.com/album/My%20Funny%20Pictures%20Best%20Funny%20Pictures%20/images/13e41edf2fd73c0a1997a78f1b30c83c_10907084480/image.jpg

techtyrant

11 Oct 2005, 12:03am

I don't remember but are these real or fake?

http://www.israelim.co.il/htm/funny/pic/commercials/pepsi.jpg

profdlp

11 Oct 2005, 6:46pm

Not exactly a picture, but this video (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2135881621067395514) cracked me up. First the poor guy is injured, then... ;D

GHoosdum

11 Oct 2005, 6:53pm

That front medic seemed to be having some... issues... ;D

QCH

11 Oct 2005, 7:22pm

All I can say... DRUG TEST... on the medic. What size stretcher, 12 year old?

tcith

12 Oct 2005, 6:14am

How to tell if a terrorist is in the area

csimon

14 Oct 2005, 1:14am

camel toads! :thumbsup:

profdlp

14 Oct 2005, 1:33am

What does that have to do with Bing Crosby? :mullet:

csimon

14 Oct 2005, 1:46am

What does that have to do with Bing Crosby? :mullet:
I think he was a famous toad licker or something? :scratch:

profdlp

14 Oct 2005, 2:09am

I seem to remember a song called Toad Ra Loo Ra Loo Ral - maybe that was it. ;D

BLuKnight

14 Oct 2005, 1:39pm

camel toads! :thumbsup:

Oh my gosh that funny. I almost fell outta my chair! I'm going to be laughing about this one the entire day.

csimon

15 Oct 2005, 6:41am

I seem to remember a song called Toad Ra Loo Ra Loo Ral - maybe that was it. ;D ;D

tcith

17 Oct 2005, 12:59pm

Cute

tcith

17 Oct 2005, 12:59pm

and ..

tcith

17 Oct 2005, 1:15pm

Secret photo's of the Australian tests of it's new amphibious invasion weapon ...

tcith

17 Oct 2005, 1:16pm

entry is smooth, the sand does get into the fur a bit ... and it's damn cold

tcith

17 Oct 2005, 1:17pm

Time to test the turbo propulsion system ....

tcith

17 Oct 2005, 1:18pm

Now on to deep water - Sonar active, weapon systems armed, the invasion begins ..........

17 Oct 2005, 6:13pm

We better warn whichever islands are in that direction!

FormFactor

17 Oct 2005, 6:32pm

;D OMG that poor kitten is about to get PWNED!

That guy with the polar bear... BAWLS!

Love those roos!

FormFactor

24 Oct 2005, 3:25am

Ouch, thats gotta hurt!

FormFactor

24 Oct 2005, 3:27am

I live on Longwood dr and everyone gets a kick out of it. I tell them the street was named after me. So I got a kick out of this one.

FormFactor

24 Oct 2005, 3:29am

My next inking!

FormFactor

24 Oct 2005, 3:32am

Driver Side Airbags Come Standard!

techtyrant

24 Oct 2005, 3:45am

Happy Halloween!

http://kered.org/pictures-2004.10.24-pumpkin_carving/my%20pumpkins.jpg

FormFactor

24 Oct 2005, 4:04am

funny halloween costume.

FormFactor

24 Oct 2005, 4:05am

random chuckles

FormFactor

24 Oct 2005, 4:09am

Stupid advertising.

entropy

24 Oct 2005, 4:31am

Reminds me of dribbleglass.com stuff. Oh god I love that site!

http://dribbleglass.com/images/billboards/minty.jpg
http://dribbleglass.com/images/billboards/theater.jpg
http://dribbleglass.com/images/billboards/granny.jpg
http://dribbleglass.com/images/billboards/pixy-stix.jpg

techtyrant

24 Oct 2005, 5:31am

That dude is nasty! :shakehead

As for the obesity one, check out the orange phrase under it. "Food Stamps can help?" Help what? Make them fatter for free?

MAGIC

24 Oct 2005, 7:00am

is that you in your sigs and stuff dude?

MAGIC

24 Oct 2005, 7:10am

:wtf:

24 Oct 2005, 7:08pm

As for the obesity one, check out the orange phrase under it. "Food Stamps can help?" Help what? Make them fatter for free?

Food stamps make it affordable for some families to eat healthier.

Obesity is not usually caused by eating too much, it's caused by eating the wrong foods.

The argument is that in general impoverished people (and their children) end up obese because all they can afford is the really unhealthy processed foods, foods that are high in High-Fructose Corn Syrup (like Little Debbie's), and McDonald's dollar menu. Eating these types of foods everyday will make you obese, even if you only eat normal sized portions of them.

Personally, I think that it is a laziness problem, not a money problem.

It's what we call a 'causal fallacy'. Specifically, it's a 'correlative confusion'. When my students write persuasive essays for my class, I have to correct them about this all the time. In this case, it's the government (specifically, the food stamp program) that is making the error. They believe that poverty causes child obesity. They believe this because they see that many impoverished families have obese children. More likely, though, there is some other cause that is responsible for both effects. Like, laziness, for example. It's laziness that causes the families to have health problems, and it's also that same laziness that causes the family to be impoverished.

not always or necessarily true, but more likely.

It's like a study I once saw that said, "Servers who draw a smiling face in the customers bill get, on average, 8% more tips."

The author has made a logical fallacy based on his observations. More likely, the servers get bigger tips because they are nicer people. That same niceness may also be the reason that they draw smiling faces on bills...

Sorry, I digressed... again...