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FelixDeSouze
9 May 2008, 7:08am
jailbait?
FormFactor
12 May 2008, 4:32pm
Probably the most random image I have ever seen on the web.
http://icrontic.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=25378&stc=1&d=1210606306
Yes, those are anteaters wearing sweaters.
jokerz4fun
12 May 2008, 5:59pm
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a246/jokerz4fun/raccoon.gif
jokerz4fun
12 May 2008, 6:07pm
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a246/jokerz4fun/cat1.gif
Harudath
12 May 2008, 7:25pm
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a246/jokerz4fun/cat1.gif
I don't get it >.<
FelixDeSouze
12 May 2008, 7:39pm
I don't get it >.<
You've never seen Superbad?!??! lol.. Tis damn funny!
jokerz4fun
12 May 2008, 8:58pm
yeah if youve seen the movie you'll get it. Great movie!
FormFactor
19 May 2008, 3:49pm
http://icrontic.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=25401&stc=1&d=1211208495
I snapped this on my iphone this morning. This pack of stakes was in a vacant hallway in the old building I work in. The sign is my personal contribution. :)
I posted this on Digg (http://digg.com/comedy/Vampire_Emergency_Kit) as well. Digg me up if you have an account :)
/plug
FelixDeSouze
21 May 2008, 2:00pm
haha! super! Where's Buffy?
FormFactor
21 May 2008, 3:54pm
Where's Buffy?
Believe me, my eyes are peeled.
For the Sarah Michelle Gheller Buffy anyways, not so much for the Kristy Swanson Buffy though.
:bigggrin:
Colgere
23 May 2008, 7:04pm
This will be me when my time comes... :)
http://www.lierien.com/funimages/ultimate_game.jpg
Harudath
23 May 2008, 7:28pm
LOL :D
Zanthian
24 May 2008, 7:02pm
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/ce/Plutose.gif
Zanthian
27 May 2008, 9:31pm
http://abstrusegoose.com/strips/schrodinger_miscalc2.JPG
(http://abstrusegoose.com/strips/schrodinger_miscalc2.JPG)
Quantom X
28 May 2008, 2:45pm
http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/7458/morfballcatpd5.jpg
Quantom X
28 May 2008, 3:29pm
http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/158/bushvadergb2.jpg
bothered
29 May 2008, 4:50pm
Ah ha, Shortys finished Portal then.
Zanthian
29 May 2008, 5:53pm
http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/8435/hemanthumbnailbb0.jpg
Zanthian
29 May 2008, 5:57pm
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l136/nvrstopsrchng/39343008.jpg
Zanthian
29 May 2008, 6:35pm
http://www.otisnotes.com/assets/2007/10/24/dilbert2036666071023.gif
Zanthian
29 May 2008, 8:45pm
http://i.dailyherald.com/stories/70/70766.jpg
A man who had just been pulled over by police ran backward over a Buffalo Grove squad car Friday morning, apparently in haste to drive off.
DogDragon
1 Jun 2008, 2:32am
http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee247/craigs_kitten666/puddy.jpg
http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/4184/monkey2fv3.jpgMy first thought was; OMG, it's Hugh Hefner! :D
mertesn
1 Jun 2008, 5:57am
My first thought was; OMG, it's Hugh Hefner! :DI thought George Burns.
Quantom X
4 Jun 2008, 3:10pm
http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/586/freakyclintonng9.jpg
:eek:;D:bawling:
FormFactor
4 Jun 2008, 4:10pm
Here are a few pics of the power infrastructure in India.
http://icrontic.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=25520&stc=1&d=1212591954
http://icrontic.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=25521&stc=1&d=1212591954
http://icrontic.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=25522&stc=1&d=1212591954
India, the place you call for tech support for problems with your computer. :confused:
FormFactor
4 Jun 2008, 4:12pm
http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/8435/hemanthumbnailbb0.jpg
"BY THE POWER OF GHEY-SKULL!"
http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/586/freakyclintonng9.jpg
:eek:;D:bawling:
You're banned from this thread.
FormFactor
6 Jun 2008, 5:57pm
A bird hitching a ride on a much bigger bird:
http://icrontic.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=25526&stc=1&d=1212771362
I like the Hollory Clonton pic. Thanks /b/!
WTF is a Hollory Clonton?
primesuspect
9 Jun 2008, 6:28pm
A white, female version of a Woll Smoth
Are they dangerous?
especially if you're prone to seizures.
MrBill
10 Jun 2008, 2:46am
A bird hitching a ride on a much bigger bird:
http://icrontic.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=25526&stc=1&d=1212771362I thought this was fake, but for the last 2 days in a row I've seen a small bird following a big bird acting like he was trying to hitch a ride. Crazy!
csimon
20 Jun 2008, 11:50pm
just random funneh
LOL ...I can't help think what type of request may have provoked a blonde to put balls in her mouth.
FormFactor
21 Jun 2008, 3:06pm
I thought this was fake, but for the last 2 days in a row I've seen a small bird following a big bird acting like he was trying to hitch a ride. Crazy!
lol, at first I wondered if it was fake too, but the way the small bird is leaning into the turn has me sold. If it is a chop, whoever made it thought of everything.
MrBill
22 Jun 2008, 3:41pm
lol, at first I wondered if it was fake too, but the way the small bird is leaning into the turn has me sold. If it is a chop, whoever made it thought of everything.I saw another attempt a couple of days ago and it was the same kind of bird as the one doing the riding in the posted picture. It most be common for those birds. :)
FormFactor
23 Jun 2008, 3:22pm
I saw another attempt a couple of days ago and it was the same kind of bird as the one doing the riding in the posted picture. It most be common for those birds. :)
Hmm, according to This article (http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/lifestyle/green/chi-bird-attack_21jun21,0,7845126.story?track=rss) Red Winged blackbirds are in nesting season and are overly aggressive as a result.
Gate28
25 Jun 2008, 11:09pm
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/protests_fail.jpg
FormFactor
26 Jun 2008, 1:30am
failblog ftw
Gate28
26 Jun 2008, 3:57am
failblog ftw
QFT
csimon
29 Jun 2008, 4:23pm
monster thong show!
Zanthian
30 Jun 2008, 3:21pm
http://www.pvponline.com/comics/pvp20080630.gif
jokerz4fun
3 Jul 2008, 4:40pm
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a246/jokerz4fun/sniper.gif
GHoosdum
3 Jul 2008, 6:22pm
I love markup...
GHoosdum
3 Jul 2008, 6:48pm
invisible meme
UPSWeezer
3 Jul 2008, 9:30pm
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a246/jokerz4fun/sniper.gif
YESSSS
GnomeWizardd
4 Jul 2008, 12:12am
awesome
25706
Anyone want a cat?I hope nobody is that dumb, but you never know. :)
p.s. You don't want to be handling a wild opossum. They don't always play dead. ;)
WagsFTW
16 Jul 2008, 12:30am
Crazy nun
25735
WagsFTW
16 Jul 2008, 12:32am
25736
Bobby1211
18 Jul 2008, 5:05am
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA :D We do love a good bald rodent
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41zId1G9WeL._AA280_.jpg
-Bobby
Quantom X
19 Jul 2008, 6:57pm
http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/1527/262172yn6.jpg
Quantom X
19 Jul 2008, 7:07pm
http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/7610/weihnachtsbaumbywwwomwopr0.jpg
Quantom X
20 Jul 2008, 1:33am
http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/2535/dew2fullts8.jpg
Quantom X
20 Jul 2008, 4:20am
http://apetronics.com/Images/hitbypitch.jpg
:hrm:
Too much funny, i cant handle it.
redchief
24 Jul 2008, 8:07pm
Penn & Teller
and yeah, last name = Penn
Kwitko
24 Jul 2008, 8:28pm
Quantom X's posts are so funny, nearly 1 person in my office almost cracked a half of a smile after seeing them.
I cracked a smile at all of them.... AFTER they were deleted!!! ;D
Blue_Dog
31 Jul 2008, 11:40am
http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj99/2105/2-3.jpg
http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj99/2105/3-2.jpg
http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj99/2105/1-3.jpg
aren't they so SeXy ????????????????????????
Clutch
31 Jul 2008, 4:41pm
I'm hungry now.
I'm hungry now.
Please don't encourage him.
MrBill
10 Aug 2008, 5:00am
I assume "motion" pictures count too?
<a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=36528437">BANZAI - The Small Animal Balloon Lift Gamble</a><br/><object width="425px" height="360px" ><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"/><param name="movie" value="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=36528437,t=1,mt=video"/><embed src="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=36528437,t=1,mt=video" width="425" height="360" allowFullScreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object>
<a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=38954332">Banzai - Squirrel Fishing</a><br/><object width="480px" height="386px"><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://player.hulu.com/embed/myspace_viral_player_480x386.swf?pid=bXHdPHuqfa71I0V_4WnigiSHfjuHe9_t&embed=true&videoID=38954332" /><embed src="http://player.hulu.com/embed/myspace_viral_player_480x386.swf?pid=bXHdPHuqfa71I0V_4WnigiSHfjuHe9_t&embed=true&videoID=38954332" width="480" height="386" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" /></object>
Quantom X
4 Sep 2008, 5:08pm
http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/8489/toiletrunningquestionlz8.jpg
Quantom X
4 Sep 2008, 7:30pm
http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/254/2cdbm95xa1.gif
gasoline no doubt.
And that animal should be euthanized
gasoline no doubt.
And that animal should be euthanizedHe already has been....almost 3 years ago.
http://icrontic.com/forum/showthread.php?t=38956
airbornflght
5 Sep 2008, 3:08am
And kids this teaches two lessons.
1. Use a mixture of gasoline and mostly diesel.
2. Don't get close enough to notice and ant crawling across the branches while igniting fire. Actually, don't get within ten feet.
Quantom X
11 Sep 2008, 4:46pm
gasoline no doubt.
And that animal should be euthanized
Animal?
Cyclonite
12 Sep 2008, 5:03am
Seriously... Stop posting in here.
MrBill
24 Sep 2008, 3:33am
Found this on a random MySpace page. :D
Bobby1211
24 Sep 2008, 5:58am
Get some!
-Bobby
Zanthian
25 Sep 2008, 8:24pm
http://i35.tinypic.com/j8h79y.jpg
Quantom X
26 Sep 2008, 8:47pm
http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/7122/evansnu1.png
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v35/captainwarez/tree-2.jpg
primesuspect
29 Sep 2008, 4:19am
that's hilarious! omg!
Quantom X
29 Sep 2008, 4:53pm
http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/3994/av12017in3.jpg
Kwitko
29 Sep 2008, 5:02pm
Please stop. Seriously.
Buddy J
29 Sep 2008, 7:30pm
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2008/images/09/29/t1wide.mrkt.bail.mon.03.ap.jpg
primesuspect
29 Sep 2008, 9:09pm
^
csimon
30 Sep 2008, 1:42am
detention ...for some of us the all too familiar place! :rockon:
airbornflght
30 Sep 2008, 3:59pm
I like the kid bottom left. lmao
primesuspect
30 Sep 2008, 5:00pm
Quantom X, STOP POSTING IN THIS THREAD. No, seriously. I'll ban you from the pub if you post another picture in this thread. NOBODY thinks your pictures are funny. They're not. Sorry, chalk it up to cultural differences or whatever, but son, you are NOT making a good show in this thread.
No more funny pics from you. ever. or ban from pub. I'm serious.
-owner
Flintstone
30 Sep 2008, 5:15pm
AMEN!
Cyclonite
30 Sep 2008, 5:25pm
Quantom X, STOP POSTING IN THIS THREAD. No, seriously. I'll ban you from the pub if you post another picture in this thread. NOBODY thinks your pictures are funny. They're not. Sorry, chalk it up to cultural differences or whatever, but son, you are NOT making a good show in this thread.
No more funny pics from you. ever. or ban from pub. I'm serious.
-owner
<3
bothered
30 Sep 2008, 6:54pm
:wink:
Edit, purely coincidental, no judgement intended.
:wink:
Edit, purely coincidental, no judgement intended.
Nomad???
Crazy Joe
1 Oct 2008, 11:53am
:wink:
Edit, purely coincidental, no judgement intended.
Angry Typing!!
bothered
1 Oct 2008, 2:42pm
I just saw the pic and found it funny. As soon as I posted I read the previous posts and thought mine might be misconstrued so edited a comment. Not Nomad, not angry.
Quantom X
1 Oct 2008, 4:10pm
Quantom X, STOP POSTING IN THIS THREAD. No, seriously. I'll ban you from the pub if you post another picture in this thread. NOBODY thinks your pictures are funny. They're not. Sorry, chalk it up to cultural differences or whatever, but son, you are NOT making a good show in this thread.
No more funny pics from you. ever. or ban from pub. I'm serious.
-owner
Oh, huh. If someone else posted those pics you would have thought that they WERE funny. http://planetsmilies.net/angry-smiley-278.gif
Oh, huh. If someone else posted those pics you would have thought that they WERE funny. http://planetsmilies.net/angry-smiley-278.gifUh... no. Your posts were not funny... even if Robin Williams posted them they'd still NOT be funny.
Seriously Quantom X they just not funny. We all entitled to our sense of humour but when half the forum tells you its crap then the penny should start to drop.
Quantom X
10 Oct 2008, 4:41pm
Sigh... All right. I'm sorry.http://planetsmilies.net/sad-smiley-8081.gif
GothicSatan187
15 Oct 2008, 4:09pm
This happened to me while installing Heroes IV.
I had this little gem occur on my computer before the release of SP1
csimon
19 Oct 2008, 1:49am
sharon nipples:buck:
test_tube_tony
12 Nov 2008, 3:48am
Ok, so...
this isnt really a pic. its more of another forum thread, with pics of this dude's "hot" GF modeling for his car, followed by 50sum pages of flaming. wow. just.... wow.
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031
bothered
12 Nov 2008, 2:45pm
It may be cruel but some of those posts had me crying with laughter.
Nightwolf
12 Nov 2008, 4:33pm
Ok, so...
this isnt really a pic. its more of another forum thread, with pics of this dude's "hot" GF modeling for his car, followed by 50sum pages of flaming. wow. just.... wow.
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031
Funny, but fake.
The best reply ever to that thread.
"Let me guess, she is going through Heroin/PCP withdrawal and has a nasty habit of chewing on bricks??"
I'm going to pee myself
I would empty my /b/ folder in here, but that would result in a permaban for sure.
Funny, but fake.
He was trolling.
He was quoting someone from that bodybuilding forum. I was browsing through the pages and found it, so I deleted my comment.
but while we're still talking about it....
26269
test_tube_tony
12 Nov 2008, 8:50pm
got to page 12 or something last night, and turns out, thats not op's gf, but someone else's who spoke up on the forum, and posted more pics of her. op got pwned.
csimon
14 Nov 2008, 12:05am
faux real ...there's 62 pages to that thread right now ...jeez!
Invisible Muffin
17 Nov 2008, 10:08pm
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/terminology.pngI am confused now
GnomeWizardd
30 Nov 2008, 12:58am
Saw this a min ago I laughed like crazy
anyone have any ?
MrBill
30 Nov 2008, 6:46am
I want to meet a girl like this. I mean....if I wasn't married. :)
http://www.thefunnybase.com/m_pictures/Awesome%20Shirt.jpg
Preacher
6 Dec 2008, 5:12pm
I'm getting this game for Rexxar this Christmas.:rockon:
bothered
21 Dec 2008, 7:34am
Ok, so...
this isnt really a pic. its more of another forum thread, with pics of this dude's "hot" GF modeling for his car, followed by 50sum pages of flaming. wow. just.... wow.
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031
Tried to show this to a brother in law but the thread is no longer there. Pity, it was very funny.
Gate28
28 Dec 2008, 12:16am
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/funny-pictures-never-turn-your-back-on-monkeys.jpg (http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/funny-pictures-never-turn-your-back-on-monkeys.jpg)
Quantom X
7 Jan 2009, 8:42pm
Penn & Teller
and yeah, last name = Penn
............I don't get it.:range:
csimon
8 Jan 2009, 12:36am
:buck:
Blue_Dog
11 Jan 2009, 10:29pm
http://enthusiasm.cozy.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/funny-kittenspreview.jpg
I have holidays, I was sleeping in cups ;D
http://www.fileupyours.com/files/224081/nj1vymljvjwtjmwyzqzy.jpg
want a beauty !
http://www.fileupyours.com/files/215449/post616911290979810trzd2.jpg
http://www.fileupyours.com/files/215449/28.jpg
http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/552/img1894jb4.jpg
wat are you trying to do ?
http://www.richardpettinger.com/economics/clever_exam_answers/exam-answers-6.jpg
good maths skills lol
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/167/393765082_ae5a8ff183.jpg
good physics skills
http://p.ondero.us/images/exam-funny-answers.jpg
he he
http://www.pjlighthouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/Funny_Student_Desperate_ExamTime_19.jpg
OUTSTANDING MATHS PERSONS
http://www.saynotocrack.com/img/geometry/question1.gif
another maths prof
lol
http://www.economicshelp.org/funny/images/infinity.gif
http://www.masalatime.com/img/8344.jpg
do not be alarm if you are problems, it is joke only ...................... hi hi
Nomad
11 Jan 2009, 11:30pm
bonsai kittens
jokerz4fun
12 Jan 2009, 4:19pm
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a246/jokerz4fun/1231776944640.jpg
Invisible Muffin
13 Jan 2009, 10:36pm
Just got this
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s78/InfamousFirePrince/error.jpg
I pressed No
GHoosdum
23 Jan 2009, 3:43pm
http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/6798/af20907621cbf76cee7547eco9.jpg
wow. i mean wow what a complete waste of time. wow
DogDragon
31 Jan 2009, 5:49am
Things must be getting tight
http://assets.couponfu.com/lb/generate/img/coupons/194/657/208_brian_ambrozy_escort_coupon.jpg
(http://www.couponfu.com/lb/generate/?c=194-657-208_brian_ambrozy_escort_coupon)
Just print out the ad and cash it in next time you get to IC Head Quarters
primesuspect
31 Jan 2009, 7:51am
:tim:
GnomeWizardd
31 Jan 2009, 12:24pm
Coupon? I heard it was free!
the_technocrat
5 Feb 2009, 6:01am
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1219/1199450640_6c01a03739.jpg
IT peeps need documentation
Snarkasm
6 Feb 2009, 2:44pm
Stop it.
Half of those are not pictures. That's terrific!
Blue_Dog
6 Feb 2009, 10:22pm
http://www.fileupyours.com/files/230009/2001205770359783256rs1rx6.jpg
PLEASE do not get alarm, ....................... the sensitive word has attempted removed
Blue_Dog
6 Feb 2009, 10:24pm
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i63/morrowcity/funny-pictures-military-01.jpg
petrol station in middle east lol
Blue_Dog
6 Feb 2009, 10:30pm
http://www.fileupyours.com/files/230009/ChanaoCA%2520%281%29.jpg
Is that mean HiT and RuN .......................... lol
Blue_Dog
15 Feb 2009, 6:37am
http://www.fileupyours.com/files/231952/what.jpg
what could you see there my dear?
Blue_Dog
15 Feb 2009, 6:40am
http://www.fileupyours.com/files/231952/michaelphelpsfq8.jpg
Micheal Phelps is swimming champions when he was a ..................... lol
http://icrontic.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=26749&stc=1&d=1234680265
1.2 T-USD rescue plans :vimp:
jokerz4fun
16 Feb 2009, 12:33am
http://www.picturesfunny.net/content/images/funny0287.jpg
jokerz4fun
16 Feb 2009, 12:34am
http://www.habeeb.com/images/funny.photos/funny_0017_moving_tip.jpg
airbornflght
16 Feb 2009, 8:39am
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/167/393765082_ae5a8ff183.jpg
good physics skills
lol. I drew some stuff on a physics exam once but it wasn't on anything that simple. We got to planetary gravitation before it was over my head.
And on a marketing exam last semester we were supposed to draw the hedgehog for a company so I drew sonic the hedgehog. Which is funny because our professor was the marketing manager for sonic (I got 3/4 credit)
Blue_Dog
18 Feb 2009, 12:53am
http://www.funnypicturefunnyphoto.com/funny-picture-photo-sign-bathroom-mrapplegate-pic.jpg
ha ha
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/167/393765082_ae5a8ff183.jpg
I actually miss taking these little standardized high school tests because you can write ANYTHING in them.
One question I remember taking was, "What are 3 ways to influence the government?"
My answer, "1. Vote, 2. Write letters to you senators, 3. Take 81 tourists hostage on Alcatraz Island and threaten to lauch V-X poison nerve gas rockets at San Fransisco unless your demands are met or Sean Connery and Nicolas Cage come to visit.
The guidance counselor, principal, super intendant, and police officer I got to talk to didn't find it as humorous as I did. They were no fun.
Blue_Dog
19 Feb 2009, 1:37am
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i63/morrowcity/tattoo.jpg
WHY MAN ARE BOLD?
because they are mower!
ha ha
http://icrontic.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=26765&stc=1&d=1235023241
WHY MAN ARE BOLD?
because they are mower!
airbornflght
19 Feb 2009, 11:30pm
I actually miss taking these little standardized high school tests because you can write ANYTHING in them.
One question I remember taking was, "What are 3 ways to influence the government?"
My answer, "1. Vote, 2. Write letters to you senators, 3. Take 81 tourists hostage on Alcatraz Island and threaten to lauch V-X poison nerve gas rockets at San Fransisco unless your demands are met or Sean Connery and Nicolas Cage come to visit.
The guidance counselor, principal, super intendant, and police officer I got to talk to didn't find it as humorous as I did. They were no fun.
except that was a college level physics exam. It was close to some of the questions of my first calc based physics exam.
csimon
28 Mar 2009, 4:22am
By law you have to divulge each problem with the house when you place it on the market ...:buck:
pseudonym
8 Apr 2009, 2:46am
pseudonym's love child
That's what happens when you're related to me!
GnomeWizardd
8 Apr 2009, 6:17pm
By law you have to divulge each problem with the house when you place it on the market ...:buck:
Ahem that was in my local news paper
csimon
12 Apr 2009, 11:23pm
Ahem that was in my local news paper
not your neighbor? ;D
GnomeWizardd
12 Apr 2009, 11:36pm
I wish I woulda laughed!
redchief
13 Apr 2009, 5:00pm
http://i.zdnet.com/blogs/thougshaltnot.jpg
Now there arose up a new king, who knew not Stallman. And he said unto the Microsofties, Behold the people of free software are more and mightier than we are . . . And Gates charges his people, saying, Every SDK that is written, thou shall cast into the trash and every API that is created, that you shall save alive.
And there was a man of the name of Linus and he labored to created a kernel, and he could no longer hide it, he put it in an ark of GNU and sent it down the Minix newsgroup. And the great professor Tanenbaum, he who had created Minix, went down to the newsgroup and lo, there was the kernel, but Tanenbaum scoffed and said that the kernel was weak because it was of a monolithic nature.
But Linus nursed the kernel and added to it many GNU programs that Stallman had nurtured and he shared the sources and called its name Linux and he said, because I drew it out of Minux.
But Stallman, blessed be he, said “Thou shalt not covet Proprietary Software, and thou shalt not confuseth Open Source with Free. Thou shalt have a covenant with the FSF, and be fruitful and multiply. And thou shalt calleth thy Operating System GNU/Linux, for thou useth the General Public License and thy userland cometh from the loins of Free Software.”
For some years Linus wandered the cold forests of the North Men, until he came upon the Valley of Silicon. And there he encountered the Prophet Ewing, who had a vision of a bird that was flightless and portly. And thus the Tux was given to all that would receive him, and there was much rejoicing and beer. The Flightless One begat the Red Hat and the Green Lizard, and the Swirly Thing which shall never be released on time.
But all was not right in the Valley of Silicon. There a peaceful company, once known for it’s Playful Hippies grew jealous of the Tux, for it saw its profits decrease since the Volcano of the Great Salt Lakes hath swallowed it and the evil McBride took the throne, banishing the Good King Ransom. The evil king, seeing that the Tux could not be litigated, sought war with his ally the Blue Giant, which he found to be fruitless and would see his kingdom in ruin.
The Recession begat the Netbook, which facilitated Ubuntu, which beat the Vista, that Microsoft botched, who befriendedh the Lizard, which Novell bought for two hundred and ten million Zuzim.
One Little Lizard, one Little Lizard.
And then the MIGHTY GOOGLE came, which released the Android, which runneth on the Netbook, which was begotten by the Recession that facilitated the Ubuntu, which beat the Vista, which Microsoft botched, who befriendeth the Lizard.
Which Novell bought for two hundred and ten million Zuzim.
bothered
17 Apr 2009, 8:43am
If you live in the UK you can get this at Asda, 35p, assuming you'd want to. :eek3:
FelixDeSouze
17 Apr 2009, 9:06am
If you live in the UK you can get this at Asda, 35p, assuming you'd want to. :eek3:
I'll leave you to let the cock slide down your throat! ;)
GnomeWizardd
25 Apr 2009, 12:53am
hehe
GnomeWizardd
25 Apr 2009, 12:53am
more
GnomeWizardd
25 Apr 2009, 12:54am
2
http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/7008/29211069375781279143262.jpg
I can't find the original. But, in my defense, the Windows getup is a beautiful accessory to this powerful icon of feminism.
bothered
7 May 2009, 8:13am
Not a picture, a video. Be patient.
http://www.break.com/index/funniest_laugh_ever.html
airbornflght
7 May 2009, 5:57pm
hyuck hyuck hyuck
Crazy Joe
11 May 2009, 4:02am
I've been there.
http://icrontic.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=27047&stc=1&d=1242259509
http://www.break.com/index/beam-me-up-hotties.html?mrr=we
vertman
17 Jul 2009, 11:34pm
Enjoy =]
Obsidian
23 Aug 2009, 9:04am
http://www.jasonchanart.com/gallery/2008/zombieplayground.jpg
Kind of in the spirit of L4D, I thought it was pretty hilarious.
primesuspect
23 Aug 2009, 9:47pm
That is awesome
Gate28
23 Aug 2009, 10:29pm
I would totally frame that and put it in my house? Can I buy it somewhere?
Obsidian
24 Aug 2009, 7:57am
I would totally frame that and put it in my house? Can I buy it somewhere?
Yup. (http://www.inprnt.com/details/1433/)
http://imgur.com/TxCoY.jpg
DogDragon
29 Aug 2009, 1:00pm
http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs192.snc1/6453_1225784445311_1250014095_683871_5294388_n.jpghttp://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/photo.php?pid=683871&id=1250014095
DogDragon
9 Sep 2009, 2:17pm
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/photo.php?pid=683871&id=1250014095I found FatCat's baby pic
csimon
19 Sep 2009, 3:07am
The picture alone isn't funny. The story coupled with the picture is hilarious IMO. ;D
Crazy Joe
19 Sep 2009, 3:59am
That story was hilarious...
Obsidian
23 Sep 2009, 11:22am
"It was determined that Steve Jr. would distract the eel because he had drank the most alcohol and believed he was bulletproof." ;D
http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z68/ObsidianArbiter/1232740859030.jpg
I think the posterization (probably not a word) was pointless but the imagine alone is hilarious, if not terrible.
shwaip
19 Oct 2009, 9:33pm
Which is prime, and which is cb?
http://icrontic.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=27661&stc=1&d=1255984395l
http://i.imgur.com/UTbTG.jpg
Jurassic Park...it is Africaish
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