official 1st Annual SM LAN MANTOUCH picture thread

[MAGIC]

ill kick it off

[Thrax]

/me runs

[profdlp]

This is getting out of hand.

So to speak.

[MAGIC]

yes

[mmonnin]

Its just getting started.

[Norge]

I'm afraid... :wtf:

Norge

[primesuspect]

oh brother.... It's over.

[Thrax]

Mantouch must be on the SMLAN05 shirts. That is all.

[MAGIC]

ya, the shirt should just be the mantouch web page with their face photoshopped on to that guys body.jahah

[Kwitko]

This thread should be locked on principle alone.

[TBonZ]

:wtf:

I'm not sure that LAN was a good thing afterall. :eek2:

[mmonnin]

You're just jealous you couldnt make it and couldnt join in on the Man-Touch Tourney.;)

[Kwitko]

You're just jealous you couldnt make it and couldnt join in on the Man-Touch Tourney.;)

Yes. Jealous. Quite.

[TBonZ]

;D

[Thrax]

Yes. Jealous. Quite.

I won the tournament! ;D With the help of Pseudo, McBain and Prime's sister no less. Double ;D

[GHoosdum]

I won the tournament! ;D With the help of Pseudo, McBain and Prime's sister no less. Double ;D

Oh now that's just over the fop!

[MAGIC]

oh no ;D

[primesuspect]

Oopsie!

[Thrax]

Google + gay touching = funny things

[TBonZ]

Ok now, this was funny at first.... :eek3:

[-tk]

Google + gay touching = funny things


dude....I love you

[-tk]

so mondi and I are sitting here trying to figure out why the S-M server is swapping like a little bitch...in a flash of inspirado i type this:

[root@bart temp]# man touch


its an actual command!!! we f$%king WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Geeky1]

and what does the command do, pray tell?

[shwaip]

man gives you information about the next command you type (touch) in this case.

[qparadox]

man woman on my slax system:

No logical description available.

[bothered]

I don't like where this is going, could someone pass me primes barf bucket?

[mmonnin]

man stands for manual in Unix. Its a command. Not sure what touch is but its in the index of my Unix book.

[profdlp]

Ok now, this was funny at first.... :eek3:
No it wasn't. :shakehead

[primesuspect]

sorry guys, it's one big inside joke that would be funny only if you were at the LAN on saturday at 4:30 in the morning.

See, mondi, -tk, clutch and somebody else (i forget) decided that it would be a good idea to fake out everybody. So since we were providing internal NAT and DNS, thom decided to rip the mantouch.com website and set up an internal webserver running a fake copy of it. Then, he pointed "www.short-media.com" to the internal webserver, so that when people sitting at the LAN went to this site, up came mantouch.com.... You had to be there to appreciate it, of course, but it was terribly funny.

[Straight_Man]

man stands for manual in Unix. Its a command. Not sure what touch is but its in the index of my Unix book.

Man is a doc page reader, for docs of type man.

Touching a file with touch updates dating of file, can do other things. If you have a running Unix or Linux, or BSD box, try going in as admin\root and issuing this:

man touch

and if there is a man doc page, the page for touch will show up.

Actually, I cheat, I like less as a better reader simply because you can page up and down and scroll up and down with arrow keys.

See if

man touch | less

works. Less is kinda like the DOS and Linux more commands, except it allows upward and downward movement in a file. To read a log, one can also pipe to less. In linux, less is better than more as more only scrolls downward through file-- now you know what "less is better than more" really means in the *nix world. for log or source file reading, try using cat and piping to less. Lessen is german for "to read." Less is a file reader, decent one.

[profdlp]

sorry guys, it's one big inside joke...
Everbody knows I'm joking, right?

;D

[j]

Dude :eek3: ManTouch

[j]

I don't know -tk I think this tops yours :Rocker:

[primesuspect]

:eek2:

OMG WHERE DO YOU FIND THIS STUFF!!! HAHAHAH

/me dies laughing

[Kwitko]

I win. Come to think of it, is that good or bad? :eek3:

[Aranyic]

sooo..am I going to hell now?

[mmonnin]

Most certainly!!!;D;D;D

[Thrax]

Thrax, -TK, Clutch and Mondi at 4:30 AM saturday morning. ;D

AND ON AN UNRELATED NOTE, so as not to make people think that this is what the four of us were doing at 4:30 AM...

A picture!

[Straight_Man]

Everbody knows I'm joking, right?

;D

Yeah, just being hyper-DRYish and subtle with my humourishness. Funny how what true things you stick in where and how you do that can radically wake people up. Some of us just love playing straight man in a curveballish and Key Limeish kinda way(key lime trees DO have thorns on them also).... Cool, though, just an act... :D

[bothered]

Ok why don't you guys take this over to the hunk thread? Well start one!

[mmonnin]

I betcha there is one already.

[Clutch]

sooo..am I going to hell now?


haha you got to save room for me though, very nice post though, haha you guys are freaking riot.

[pseudonym]

*Cue Monty Python*

No no no. We shall have none of this. This is just plain silly. I ORDER you to do a less silly sketch :)

[mmonnin]

Looky what I found.:D
http://icrontic.jetstreamhosting.com/citrixmeta_thumb.jpg

[bothered]

See how word spreads? You should all be ashamed of yourselves. :rant:

[j]

What is WRONG with some people

[checkmate]

I know this is sad but it must be posted. MANTOUCH :bawling:
www.kaoruspage.de/Fun/cloud-loves-barret.jpg

[Norge]

Yes that is very sad. How could anyone wussify Cloud and Barret like that? Tis an outrage!

Norge

[Jengo]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!

[citrixmeta]

OMFG!!! :Pwned:
Looky what I found.:D
http://icrontic.jetstreamhosting.com/citrixmeta_thumb.jpg

[SimGuy]

The guy in the middle is smiling a little TOO much for just a photo shoot....

[MAGIC]

i dont even know man...

[Camman]

^^^ omg, is that guy on the far left Ron Popeil!?!?!?!

hmmm...

<img src="http://future.newsday.com/6/fron1.jpg">

[Jengo]

[V][AGIC']i dont even know man...

Oh my, that is literally the fruitiest picture i have ever seen.

lol

[Jengo]

http://www.azbodywork.com/pics_about/man_photo.jpg

i think he likes it!

[Clutch]

I"m just glad he isn't laying on his back.

[Gargoyle]

I know this is sad but it must be posted. MANTOUCH :bawling:
www.kaoruspage.de/Fun/cloud-loves-barret.jpg

I'm gonna have to defend my man Cloud and say that looks more like Aeris than him. You can't get too much more masculine than swinging around a 6 foot sword.

[Thrax]

You know what the sword is in Freudian analysis, right?

[dragonV8]

Now see what you lot have done.....

Type this into google "mantouch man"

These are the FIRST 2 links..............



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And NO, i wasn't looking for a man thank you :rant:

[Gargoyle]

You know what the sword is in Freudian analysis, right?

All I know is that it could be worse :D

[Thrax]

Dum dum duuuum.. Bishonen!

[dragonV8]

You know what the sword is in Freudian analysis, right?

Makes this man pretty special, hehehe.

[Thrax]

http://www.short-media.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=9672&stc=1
<font size=1>"I swear! It's this big!"</font>

[Camman]

All I know is that it could be worse :D

the guy from final fantasy 7 has a more ridiculous body size to sword size ratio, that always cracked me up (i never liked final fantasy)


<img src="http://squaremania.free.fr/images/rpg/ff7/covers/FF7ntsc.jpg"><br>
<img src="http://friends.bbb.ch/seemoo/pics/cd-cover/Final_Fantasy7.jpg">

man, that guy has one monster sword

[Gargoyle]

the guy from final fantasy 7 has a more ridiculous body size to sword size ratio, that always cracked me up (i never liked final fantasy)


Same guy I photochopped. Only in my pic he has a Washington Monument attached to the handle.

What's funny is there's actually a guy in the game with an even longer sword (but it lacks somewhat in girth).

[Camman]

Same guy I photochopped. Only in my pic he has a Washington Monument attached to the handle.

What's funny is there's actually a guy in the game with an even longer sword (but it lacks somewhat in girth).

ohhhh hahahahha I jus had another look at it, didnt realize, THAT is awesome.

[GHoosdum]

Mantouch...

[Thrax]

ewwwwww

[primesuspect]

:wtf: :eek3:

[leishi85]

holy thread revival.

[profdlp]

I'll bet that isn't 2% Milk in those cups... :cheers:

[^Ben]

http://i.somethingawful.com/news/2004/10/02-ren1.jpg

Man touch.

http://www.mantouch.com/

OMG i never actually looked through the whole site before :bawling:

[Thrax]

Hey look, ohio wrestlers!

[profdlp]

Look closer:

[RWB]

What is the deal with Man Touch, Spock, and Kirk?

[EyesOnly]

Just the guys at SM revealing their deepest... err wait...ehhm never mind. :eek: :D
/me runs for his life :hiding:

[mmonnin]

Heheh good one prof!!!;D;D

[MAGIC]

the guy from final fantasy 7 has a more ridiculous body size to sword size ratio, that always cracked me up (i never liked final fantasy)


<img src="http://squaremania.free.fr/images/rpg/ff7/covers/FF7ntsc.jpg"><br>
<img src="http://friends.bbb.ch/seemoo/pics/cd-cover/Final_Fantasy7.jpg">

man, that guy has one monster sword

wow, everyone likes final fantasy, even if they dont they say they play it just because its popular to say you play final fantasy. ive never heard someone say that, lol. and ya this thread kinda blew up lol

[^Ben]

Only FF i liked was 7 the rest are pretty poop.

[Justin]

Blasphemy!! And damn you all for making me go and search for mantouch pics...
*Justin cowers in shame as co-workers look on in confusion* :shakehead

[MAGIC]

Blasphemy!! And damn you all for making me go and search for mantouch pics...
*Justin cowers in shame as co-workers look on in confusion* :shakehead

haahha, i hope nothing inappropriate was on the screen to make them question your manhood, and ya ff7 was good but i like most of the others too, havent played 11 yet though. i think im gunna wait for everquest2 to get started on anouther mmorpg

[QCH]

http://short-media.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=16814&stc=1

[MAGIC]

lol,thats a funny chop. new hunky aroma.. ewww..

[Sledgehammer70]

Um lets bring this Back for good time sake! even president Bush is into Mantouch

[Buddha16]

Um lets bring this Back for good time sake!

http://www.tancotanningcenters.com/lethal.jpg

[MAGIC]

lol omg, die thread die!!!

[Sledgehammer70]

LOL! It will never die.....

[Buddha16]

:doh: :D

[QCH]

:doh: :DThat's what he said... ;D

[Sledgehammer70]

.................

[Leonardo]

Just what sort of gaming is really going on down there in Michigan now anyway? :hiding:

[muddocktor]

I don't know Leo, but did you notice their names now?

Gigantor the Lovely

TheLAW!

Uncle Buster

;D;D;D

EDIT: A couple more I noticed now.

Captain Banhammer

Cousin Rufus

;D;D;D