You know its a messed up world when...

[Tex]

the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.

[Clutch]

Tiger is teh pwn at golf, jesus he is good.

[Cyclonite]

I've never seen Jesus play golf, but I assume it's a miraculous site. :buck:

[Geeky1]

*snicker*

[keto]

3 guys golfing, Moses, Jesus and bent over 103 yr old lookin old gent.

Moses tees off on the first hole, 461 yds dog leg left, hits gentle draw around corner 290 yds.

Jesus hits it pure and is out there 305 yds.

Old guy duffs it, dribbles 2 yds off the tee box. Gopher pops head out of hole, sees ball, runs grabs ball, takes off for next gopher hole in line. Eagle screams out of the sky, picks up gopher, heads off for the blue yonder. From nowhere, lightning strikes kills eagle, eagle drops gopher, gopher lands with a thud on the green, ball rolls from dead gophers teeth, hangs on the lip and drops for a hole in one.

Jesus is quoted as saying either "Nice shot dad, nice shot" :rolleyes: or "Quit showing off, dad"

You're welcome. ;D

[Clutch]

I've never seen Jesus play golf, but I assume it's a miraculous site. :buck:

haha.

Nice one keto.

[FormFactor]

Great points there tex!!

good stuff...

[LIN]

I've never seen Jesus play golf, but I assume it's a miraculous site. :buck:


heheh


LIN