The Unofficial Casa de Primesuspect Memorial Party

[Thrax]

So here we are.. General Keebler, Kwitko, Prime, Mmonnin, and Thrax cruisin' back and forth between Detroit, Warren, and various assorted destinations.

As Prime goes to get the best chicken wings in all of planet Earth, Kwitko, Keebs and myself are standing on a corner in Detroit watching pimps and hookers run by in suits and ball gowns. Ruff Ryda wannabes driving their crotch-rockets with their legs out to the sides, spinner rims on 1970s Impalas, the works.

They got the full Detroit experience. From the East Germany/West Germany chain-link fence dividing Detroit from old money Grosse Pointe, to Sweetwater chicken wings, to 8 mile, to a driveby of the old Sarcnet.

We had a blast. I had to go to see a concert tonight (Foghat, Mountain and Deep Purple are playing) so they dropped me off and headed back to Sarcnet v2.0 to have a MLAN (Micro LAN).

Pictures, are of course a necessity.

<b>Here's Mr. Kwitko and Thrax malfing his polycarb lenses with a hyper-diffuse laser.</b>

[Thrax]

<b>Here's Prime taming his beast of a dog, lion style.</b>

[Thrax]

<b>Prime gave his key to The Smidge, so we were locked out of his new abode. Keebs and Mmonnin are apparently master thieves, and were troubled little by trivialities like "Windows." Who the hell needs those? In goes the wrestler from Ohio. Keebs looks guilty.</b>

[Thrax]

<b>Prime collapses in exhaustion on his floor after only sleeping for 5 hours. Snuffie wants to play mantouch, but after a(n) (a)rousing night of master/dog mantouch, there's just no energy left in Prime's body to go on.</b>

[Thrax]

<b>Tensions rise as Detroit and New York square off in an epic battle. Keebs looks frightened and goes for cover as Sarcnet is threatened by the very power between these two.</b>

[Thrax]

<b>Prime has offered to replace Smidge in the Olympic Games in Greece as the 2004 United States representative for the Interspecies Mantouch competition. Here he is perfecting his technique. He calls it the plunger.</b>

[Thrax]

<b>Keebs is still on DanTime©, coupled with sleeping very little due to -TK and the rest of us having epic battles of wit at 4:30 in the morning.. Here he is: Your very own General Keebler passed out on the floor of Sarcnet v2.0.</b>

[Thrax]

<b>Apparently this is how General Keebler stalked about England as he searched for Dan. Unable to understand the British accent yet, combined with a cell phone, Keebs had to initiate bizarre location rituals to track Shorty down.</b>

[Thrax]

<b>We all knew Mr. Kwitko was a bad influence, however here he is offering beer of sorts to our dear mascot. WTF man?</b>

[Thrax]

<b>After being successfully tamed by Prime and his righteous chair skills, Snuffie collapses in a tired heap, exhausted by his master's wiles.</b>

[Clutch]

Great pics and story Thrax. Keep the pics coming in. I already miss you guys, but will live the party through the pics.

[LIN]

cool pics :) that last one of Snuffie is too much, Lol


LIN

[csimon]

cool pics :) that last one of Snuffie is too much, Lol


LIN
Looks to me like he liked the "Beck's" a little too much perhaps :cheers: :beer: :cheers: !

[LIN]

Looks to me like he liked the "Beck's" a little too much perhaps :cheers: :beer: :cheers: !
you could be right, csimon! ;D


LIN

[dak125]

Looks like a great time :).

[Thrax]

Prime should be by to drop off a ton more pictures in this thread. We were camera-carrying for ~36 hours. :D

[Leonardo]

Thanks for the pics and the commentary - both very good. :thumbsup:

[profdlp]

Top-Notch!

:celebrate

[TBonZ]

LOL, wish I could've been there. Have a ball guys. :celebrate

[dragonV8]

Great stuff Thrax. Love the INTELligent comments, hehehe. :thumbsup:

[Clutch]

Great stuff Thrax. Love the INTELligent comments, hehehe. :thumbsup:



;D ;D

[mmonnin]

The whole thing was a blast. I am at Sarcnet v2.0 and Brian is going to be posting some more pics in a few minutes. Wait til you some of these. We couldnt repose for some of these pics ever again. They are just a once-in-a-life-time thing. The photoshop one is great!!!!

[primesuspect]

Okay, while everyone was here, we decided to release a hit album... Look for it in stores next week.

[primesuspect]

Marc is right - there is no way we could ever duplicate this perfect photo if we tried. This was a one take shot - we set the camera on a 10 second delay, and said "everybody look emo and filled with angst, like a sensitive college band"... This was the result. Comedy gold.

[primesuspect]

Keebler is still on UK time... He fell asleep on the carpet-over-concrete floor at sarcnet regional HQ. We decided to let him sleep in peace.

Or not.

Camera-in-the-face... Always a blast.

[DogSoldier]

BAHAHAHAHA-OMG, Thats ROCKS! such angst!.. I never new nerd life could be so emotionally turbulent. I can't wait for the EP.

[primesuspect]

Bow to my 1337 photoshop skillz, dogsoldier! :D

[primesuspect]

Yes, so at any rate:

This is the first night. Everyone was sitting around.... Drinking... You know how it goes...

[primesuspect]

Seth got to meet Mr. Snuffy in person... er... in dog.... well, :whatever:

[primesuspect]

A dark and angst-filled shot around the pond at the back patio of Casa de SuspectoPrimo:

[primesuspect]

I was telling them something here.. I forget what....

[primesuspect]

At this point, Mr. Kwitko ... erm... well, he sort of... you see..... he..... um... well, he kissed Thrax.... Yes, really kissed him.... Thrax sort of fell over with shock and -tk tried valiantly to snap the picture at the right moment, but alas, all we get to memorialize is the immediate aftermath of the man-kiss that shook the world:

[primesuspect]

Keebs kindly demonstrated for us the difficulty he has with understanding shorty's accent on the phone. When he speaks with shorty on the phone, he has to pace around and squint as to really concentrate on what is being said. This is another angle of the same scene that Thrax snapped for us:

[primesuspect]

Well of course everybody had to go to the Original Pancake House for breakfast. Yesterday there was a fairly severe line out the door. Today we got a bit luckier and got in before the church crowd....

[Thrax]

At this point, Mr. Kwitko ... erm... well, he sort of... you see..... he..... um... well, he kissed Thrax.... Yes, really kissed him.... Thrax sort of fell over with shock and -tk tried valiantly to snap the picture at the right moment, but alas, all we get to memorialize is the immediate aftermath of the man-kiss that shook the world:

:whatever:

[primesuspect]

I don't know what Marc and Keebs are doing here. It has something to do with butter.. By the way, see the fairly large lump of 93 score fresh cream butter on Mmonnin's pancakes? Yes, well Kwitko was talking about something, telling us a story, and without realizing it, he popped the whole lump of butter into his mouth and ate it. Immediately afterwards he said "I think I just ate a lump of butter....."

[primesuspect]

The nerds had a field day at sarcnet industries' regional HQ.. They were fairly excited by all the neato telco gear we have here. Thrax in particular was fond of the tone generator.....

[primesuspect]

Keebs... 'Nuff said... He has a lot of cool nintendo shirts.

[primesuspect]

mmonnin.. probably laughing at something on short-media....

[Thrax]

Be it noted that when I stick the tone generator near my head, it stops making a noise. I'm going to chalk that up to an inverse relationship between brain activity and tone generator output.

It went silent on Brian's head too. :skeptic:

[primesuspect]

Thrax developed the now-infamous :whatever: smiley at my very desk, on my very computer... I'm so proud... Here he is starting with a foundation from which to create his... er... creation.... or :whatever:

[primesuspect]

Another lovely and flattering shot of keebs' beauty nap on my floor:

[primesuspect]

:wtf:

Thrax and Mr. Kwitko..... :zombie:

[primesuspect]

This has soooo much photochop potential... If anyone wants the high-res original, let me know......

[primesuspect]

Another one with a great deal of potential:

[primesuspect]

Another angle of the Great Break In debacle.... Marc informed me today that the back door had been open the whole time :rant:

[primesuspect]

Well, I introduced everyone from out-of-state to hot Vernors.. (http://www.short-media.com/forum/showthread.php?t=9244)... This was keebs' reaction... :(

[primesuspect]

This is another "don't ask, don't tell" type of picture... :eek3:

-tk and Mr. Kwitko.

[primesuspect]

Could a picture of meat get any more sickly looking? This was the beginning of the big barbecue showdown....

[primesuspect]

Marc and Keebs got very excited when we went to the local grocery store and saw the big fireworks display. They each bought a FIFTY DOLLAR PACKAGE and brought it home. Marc was so eager that he couldn't wait to .... ummm.. well, judge for yourself based on this unflattering picture......

[primesuspect]

-tk in front of the massive fireworks display.

[primesuspect]

Is this guy cool, or what? He made a mean sausage.... :eek3:

[primesuspect]

Memorial day.... Fireworks.... Nerds.... Beer..... oy vey...

From left to right:

-tk, TheSMJ :whatever:, Kwitko, primesuspect, mmonnin, and general keebler.

[primesuspect]

After this little display, the cops came and busted up our fun... "THIS IS YOUR FIRST WARNING, DO YOU UNDERSTAND? I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO COME BACK AND GIVE YOU A SECOND."... :rolleyes:

[DogSoldier]

Great shots and narrative.. On the subject of the infamous "man-kiss".. If you look closely at the previous pic (post #31) Notice that Thrax is looking particularly sad and vulnerable.. I postulate that Seth (Perceptive dude that he is..) - sensing Thrax's fragile state - felt obliged to show him some love.

[Thrax]

I decline and reject this postulation outrightly! ;D

[primesuspect]

Well, we ARE angst-filled nerds.....

[Thrax]

That's true. We're Emo and we don't even know it. :(

/me goes off to cry inexplicably

[primesuspect]

Don't cry, emokid.... :(

[DogSoldier]

Thrax, I thought you were drinking age now? Why werent you at the fireworks? Or maybe you were still reeling from the fireworks in your head, courtesy of Kwitco.. speaking of which, Bruce.. did I send you Kwitco's nametag? If not, i'll send it along with this video card.

[mmonnin]

He had to go to a Concert.:rolleyes2

[DogSoldier]

:whatever:

[Thrax]

I went to see Mountain, Foghat, and Deep Purple. Buahhahahaha. ;D

No, not drinking age.

[primesuspect]

Kwikto did indeed get his nametag :thumbsup:

[Thrax]

Don't cry, emokid.... :(

I don't know why I weep, emoprime... :(

[DogSoldier]

Damn that looked fun.. that's it! I'm coming up next week and bringing cases of Canadian beer. This'll be great, I'll have tons of pics of passed out people.

[shwaip]

Another lovely and flattering shot of keebs' beauty nap on my floor:

please tell me that you did at least one of the following to him:

teabagged him (a classic)
put his hand in a dish of warm water....and then peed on him (a fun variation of a classic).

[Thrax]

Teabagging was mentioned.

[Leonardo]

I went to see Mountain, Foghat, and Deep Purple. Buahhahahaha. Holy Cow. I didn't know Foghat was still performing. I saw them in 1983. Uriah Heap was their opener.

[oCoMiK]

I went to see Mountain, Foghat, and Deep Purple. Buahhahahaha. ;D


I'm going to assume that this is something your dad turned you on to. Am I in the ballpark?

Ocomik

[oCoMiK]

The nerds had a field day at sarcnet industries' regional HQ.. They were fairly excited by all the neato telco gear we have here. Thrax in particular was fond of the tone generator.....

Actually that's an inductive amplifier in his hand, the complement of the tone generator. :)

[MrBill]

Actually that's an inductive amplifier in his hand, the complement of the tone generator. :)
I thought it.....you said it. ;) :D


btw...great pictures and captions!

[Lincoln]

Teabagging was mentioned.
:skeptic:

[MrBill]

Teabagging was mentioned.
I don't know if I'm just old or lead a sheltered life but what is "teabagging"?

[Lincoln]

So anyway... that was one of the best weekends ever :rockon:

I'll be back at Brian's again before the end of summer I hope... the Fourth of July probably :cool2:

There was something truly mind-numbing about riding in a car with primesuspect, Mr. Kwitko, mmonnin, and Thrax. I've known them all for more than a year and a half now, and finally meeting them all at the same time was on the "awesome" side of weird :bigggrin: And -tk rules. It's true.

[Clutch]

haha, those were some great pics guys. The boy band pic was the best.

[Thrax]

AND, as you can see, we brow-beat Keebs into going back to.. er.. Keebs. :)

//EDIT:

I'm going to assume that this is something your dad turned you on to. Am I in the ballpark?

Home run. It was a great concert too.

[shwaip]

I don't know if I'm just old or lead a sheltered life but what is "teabagging"?


lets just say it involves a "sack" of some kind, and his face...

[Thrax]

Duh..

http://www2.inf.ethz.ch/~hvogt/tea/teabag_used.jpg

[Jammin1911]

Keebler is hot. :)

[MrBill]

lets just say it involves a "sack" of some kind, and his face...
The more I thought about it, that's what I was afraid it might be. :eek2:

[Kwitko]

Marc is right - there is no way we could ever duplicate this perfect photo if we tried. This was a one take shot - we set the camera on a 10 second delay, and said "everybody look emo and filled with angst, like a sensitive college band"... This was the result. Comedy gold.

Amazingly, we actually coordinated our angst. I said, "monnnnnnnnninnnnnnn, look right! Keebs, look up! Prime, look straight! Fine, then just pretend! Thrax, look left, and I'll look down! In a moment of pure cosmic geekmantouchemoangstdom, everyone there did what they were supposed to do, and for a fleeting moment, all was well in the world.

[primesuspect]

Wait till you guys see the pictures of day 3 of debauchery... Since i have no internet access at the new crib yet, it'll be a day or so before I get the pics up. Let's just say TheSMJ wanted some old pros to get him drunk, and as of this moment still (2:42 PM EST) TheSMJ is still sleeping on my kitchen table.

Mmonnin and -tk are evil, bad men.

[Thrax]

Baahhaha. Poor bastard.

[McBain]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh-ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

[Kwitko]

Great shots and narrative.. On the subject of the infamous "man-kiss".. If you look closely at the previous pic (post #31) Notice that Thrax is looking particularly sad and vulnerable.. I postulate that Seth (Perceptive dude that he is..) - sensing Thrax's fragile state - felt obliged to show him some love.

Lots of beer plus sleep deprivation plus Thrax's irresistable eyebrow plus emotional vulnerability- we had just reminded him of Intel's decision to use a performance rating for their chips- and well, you know, things just sort of happen.

The mantouch vibe :wtf: was in the air. What can I say?

[McBain]

Next time ye olde smidge wants to get hammered, he better call me. I'll show y'all the ropes.

[mmonnin]

Go easy on him.;)

[primesuspect]

Okay, on to day 3 of debauchery:

From L to R:

Nikki (TheSMJ's girl) , Keebs, TheSMJ, Kwitko, primesuspect, The Hostess, and mmonnin. Yes, TheSMJ is indeed holding up mustard to toast with.... :whatever:

[primesuspect]

The eating of the food....

[primesuspect]

Kwitko shows us a manouver called "The New York Shuffle".... You don't want to know.....

[primesuspect]

TheSMJ and Nikki

[primesuspect]

I swear it's not what it looks like....

[pseudonym]

I remain disapointed :( I coulda had horrid pictures of me being hammered up on the site. *sigh* Hey, maybe I'll just slide by casa de suspect and get hammered on the lawn for fun ;)

edit/// Now I thought something was funny about that sentence, but I'll leave it for hilarious consequences.

[primesuspect]

:rant:

GODDAMNIT WILL YOU PUT THAT FSCKING THING AWAY FOR ONCE?!?!?!!!!! :mad:

[primesuspect]

Yes, it's true... We had about 20-30 pounds of meat... Kwitko ate over half of it in one sitting. Notice the size of his plate....

[Kwitko]

Kwitko shows us a manouver called "The New York Shuffle".... You don't want to know.....

Seeing how *I* don't even know what the "New York Shuffle" is, please elaborate.

[primesuspect]

It was so lovely -- everybody chipped in and really went all out and got Tracey and myself a thoughtful and beautiful housewarming gift. Two free mail-samples of laundry detergent and a banged up roll of toilet paper. Thanks so much, guys!

[TheSmJ]

Heh.. "Banged up"...

[primesuspect]

On sunday, Kwitko and Keebler took their toys and went home.

[pseudonym]

Free samples rule :)

[primesuspect]

They were looking forward to hours alone in a car... Mantouch, no doubt.

[primesuspect]

i just don't know what to say about this picture of microman.....

[primesuspect]

-tk shows mmonnin the proper Zuma technique... While TheSMJ makes the ever-so-famous "WHATEVER" face in the background.... :whatever:

[primesuspect]

I just don't know what to say about this picture of The Hostess.....

[primesuspect]

:wtf:

[TheSmJ]

I just don't know what to say about this picture of The Hostess.....


"Respect my authoritah!!!!!"

[primesuspect]

Ahhh... lovely monday morning... See, TheSMJ wanted to play drinking games all night.. -tk and mmonnin tried to talk him out of it, but he wasn't having it. At 3:30 AM I left them to it, and they started playing something called "caps".... Well, when I woke up at 11:00 am today, I surveyed the scene... This is what I found....

[pseudonym]

I sense a trend of drunkeness in TheSMJ as this goes on.....

[primesuspect]

Pan to the left a bit, and.....

[TheSmJ]

:whatever:

[pseudonym]

That screams photoshop.

"The interspecies mantouch competitors take a well earned nap."

[TheSmJ]

That screams photoshop.

"The interspecies mantouch competitors take a well earned nap."


Dude...

I just KNEW that dog would lie down next to me once I fell asleep...

Damnit...

[primesuspect]

..... i just have nothing to say here.... debauchery....

[primesuspect]

Okay, so around noon we got him to move to the kitchen table.....

[primesuspect]

Half an hour later....

[mmonnin]

Ahh good times!!!

[primesuspect]

Half an hour after that....

[primesuspect]

Nothing fazed this guy... It's like he's a professional sleeper....

[primesuspect]

Marc couldn't take it any more.... NOTHING fazed TheSMJ.... He left without having the chance to bid farewell to TheSMJ :(

[pseudonym]

Welll, interspecies mantouch followed by a rousing game of wristgolf will do that to anyone.

[TheSmJ]

That's crap... I was lucid when he left.

Duche

[mmonnin]

After another weekend with the Detroit Crew I have concluded that Detroit folk have their own version of the Canadian "Eh?"...I present to you... "DUDE!!!!"

Thom was an avid voicer of "DUDE!!!"

[primesuspect]

Well, that's it.... That's all of 'em for me.. :) It was a great weekend, thanks guys :)

[primesuspect]

That's crap... I was lucid when he left.

Duche

Yeah, you look REAL lucid in that pic.... :rolleyes:

[mmonnin]

No, Thank You for letting us live at your new crib and be more than just online friends!!

[TheSmJ]

Yeah, you look REAL lucid in that pic.... :rolleyes:


Dude...

Then why can I remember him leaving?

[primesuspect]

:whatever:

DUDE.... I walked him out to his car to say goodbye and see him off and when I got back in, YOU WERE STILL DROOLING ON MY TABLE....

Marc? Back me up on this....

[Thrax]

Sleep little smidgey don't you cry...
/me sings

[mmonnin]

Dude...

Then why can I remember him leaving?

'Dude' Strikes again!;) ;D

[Thrax]

I really wish I could've stayed the next two days. Broke and sick as hell, I had to resign to a life at home.

/me sighs

Alas.

[mmonnin]

:whatever:

DUDE.... I walked him out to his car to say goodbye and see him off and when I got back in, YOU WERE STILL DROOLING ON MY TABLE....

Marc? Back me up on this....

'Dude' - There it is again!

Most likely TheSmJ was still sleeping after I had left.

[primesuspect]

Way to take the moral high ground ;D

[Thrax]

"The Michigan 'Eh?'"

[QCH]

Pan to the left a bit, and.....


The camera phone shot you sent Prime looked like this...

[primesuspect]

oh my god...

so wrong

so so wrong

yet here I laugh my ass off.... :thumbsup:

[Thrax]

DUDE ;D

/me dies laughing

[The Hostess]

.................so wrong!!!! :eek2:

[primesuspect]

:eek:

DUDE! WIFE FIGURED OUT ATTACHMENTS HOLY CRAP

[Thrax]

Dude, French mantouching?

Your wife just pwned you. Guilty!

[TheSmJ]

The camera phone shot you sent Prime looked like this...

Dude... woah...

Damn dog!

Thanks Tracy! It looks like I owe you a big fav!

[mmonnin]

Dude!!!;d;d;d

[oCoMiK]

The camera phone shot you sent Prime looked like this...

Hey TheSMJ... When Prime said throw Snuffie a bone, I don't believe this is what he had in mind. ;D

Ocomik

[profdlp]

Hey TheSMJ... When Prime said throw Snuffie a bone, I don't believe this is what he had in mind. ;D

Ocomik
:eek2: :eek3: :scratch: :hiding:

You're killing me. ;D

[LIN]

Hey TheSMJ... When Prime said throw Snuffie a bone, I don't believe this is what he had in mind. ;D

Ocomik
heheh, fun pics :)

LIN

[QCH]

heheh, fun pics :)

LIN


Not bad PhotoCHOPPING for an old guy.... Carpet isn't quite right, but oh well.

[GHoosdum]

I just found this thread... what an event.

Brian, what exactly was going on in that photo that Tracy posted? Or perhaps I should ask Tracy in order to get the actual truth...

[oCoMiK]

Not bad PhotoCHOPPING for an old guy.... Carpet isn't quite right, but oh well.


I went through the thread backwards, so I fell for it at first... I was like, "What the hell!" but then discovered it was no different than the Loch Ness or Bigfoot.

You have some pretty L337 Photochop skillz for an old dude!

Ocomik

{Sig under construction}

[McBain]

Thats it....prime, you should have a 4th of july one, that could be reaaaal disastrous if Pseudo and I grace your prescence. Esp, after you see the pictures I post of indy. We drank over 1500 beers that weekend and have the can pile to prove it.

[mmonnin]

I hope you mean 150?

[Thrax]

Me too. D:

[McBain]

Nope, I mean 1500. Ask Reverb, he was there, he can vouch for it.

[-tk]

Nope, I mean 1500. Ask Reverb, he was there, he can vouch for it. Pseudonym had his vagina in a twist last weekend, so he couldn't attend.

1500!?!? :eek2: HOLY shizzit! you guys are like my new heros .

[McBain]

Can pile was a ******* tourist attraction. After a while, we(when we were thoroughly enebriated) we starting peeing in the can pile....alot. At least 65 pee-pees were takin in the pile. When the standard doofus came about with that 'OMIGOSH!' look on his face, we told him he could do a can angel. Hehehehehe....hilarity ensued.

[LIN]

Not bad PhotoCHOPPING for an old guy.... Carpet isn't quite right, but oh well.

gave me a good laugh :)

"old guy" - Pffft!


LIN

[pseudonym]

Nope, I mean 1500. Ask Reverb, he was there, he can vouch for it. Pseudonym had his vagina in a twist last weekend, so he couldn't attend.

Yeah yeah yeah. See the thing is, I had something actual to do, rather than get drunk and make people jump in a pile of piss. You are oh so impressive.

[mmonnin]

So who is 'WE'? How many?

[McBain]

Yeah yeah yeah. See the thing is, I had something actual to do, rather than get drunk and make people jump in a pile of piss. You are oh so impressive.


Like what? Flirt with Cheryl? Climb Fences whilst drunk? Watch Speedvision? All of the above?

We is 25 of us.

[primesuspect]

1500/25 = 60 :eek3:

[Nomad]

Praying to God you're talking about 12 ounce cans, one 12 ounce cans is equal to .75 pounds and since 1500 cans divided by 25 people is 60 cans a person, 60*.75 is 45 pounds. Yes, that's right, you've consumed 45 pounds of alcohol per person. Judging that the average man is 180 pounds, (45)/(180)*100 = 25%... Yes, your body would be comprised of 25% alcohol, and being that your body is 70-72ish% water and alcohol dehydrates you YOUR ASS WOULD BE DEAD.

Maybe if you multiply the amount of people by three, and divide the number of beers by two, there'd be a chance in hell that was right. Also, judging that a 12 pack of beer probably costs like $10, that means you clownboats went out and spent $1250 on boose when you'd be dead somewhere around $300 worth of boose.

[mmonnin]

A beer is only 5% alcohol so they only drank 2.25 pounds of alcohol or 1.25% of their body weight.

[Nomad]

A beer is only 5% alcohol so they only drank 2.25 pounds of alcohol or 1.25% of their body weight.

True, they'd still be pissing like horses.

[pseudonym]

Like what? Flirt with Cheryl? Climb Fences whilst drunk? Watch Speedvision? All of the above?

We is 25 of us.

You go get trashed then, I'll try and get my career off the ground.

[Thrax]

They fight like a married couple.

[pseudonym]

They fight like a married couple.

Yeah, but hes the bitch, the gay guy told us so.

[Nomad]

Lover's quarrel.

[Thrax]

http://www.aperfectworld.org/clipart/weather/rainbow.gif

[primesuspect]

Wow... hey thrax, I think that's the same rainbow I used in your "coming out" pic :D

images.google.com is a small world, it seems.
http://www.short-media.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=8578&stc=1

[Thrax]

Awwww thuckth!

[GnomeWizardd]

prime gets the award for best photochop EVER! All hail prime!

[Thrax]

That's not all that good in the grand scheme of awesome photoshops. Brown-noser!

[primesuspect]

No, but THIS is :rarr: :

http://www.short-media.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=8823&stc=1

[Thrax]

Boy howdy! The grand daddy of angst-ridden emochops right there, baby!

[Lincoln]

:respect:


i look like im having a prolific thought in that... ;D

[Geeky1]

You? Thought? Naaah...

;) ;D ;D J/K

[mmonnin]

That pic is so awesome.

[Kwitko]

I heard that band is starting a website. Is that true?

[McBain]

//edited by McBain//

See below.

[Kwitko]

You two need to take your little pissing content elsewhere. This is supposed to be a fun thread.

[-tk]

I dunno, I've seen better men than myself finish 24 packs in less than 3 hours. Their feat is definitly possible. McBain, I support you! :thumbsup:

[GHoosdum]

True, they'd still be pissing like horses.

They were! ;D

[McBain]

Trust us....we were. You guys have never really seen a good party then if you doubt me. Dirty 30's in 2 hours are easy feats so long as its the right conditions(for 2 people). Keep in mind we started Friday in daytime and finished sunday in the day time and went on about 4 hours sleep. Nary a time when we weren't drinking( except sleeping)

[primesuspect]

Stop crapping on my thread with your manly man drinking stories! ;D

[McBain]

haha, </thread crap>

Can I just make fun of the Smidge and his passing out?

[primesuspect]

Absolutely! THAT'S what this thread is all about! :D

[McBain]

Haha, Smidge is a female.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

[KingFish]

Lightweight. hehe

KF

[TheSmJ]

That's crap! Half the problem was my sleeping disorder!

[primesuspect]

so now it's a sleeping disorder :whatever:

[TheSmJ]

Dude...

[Thrax]

Dude. No one likes excuses.

[-tk]

I still think the best moment of the whole weekend was when keebs and I were playing with the nail puzzle, and kwitko snatched it away cos the clinking noise was keeping him awake. I swear, I felt like a little kid who had been sent to bed with no supper...

[Lincoln]

Hahaha, so true... I think he was just sore he couldn't do it as well :p

[Thrax]

Awwww, poor wittle kwitko being kept up by da big boooooys?