Is my Avatar Okay?

[Xyphus]

Not wanting to offend anyone, please let me know if this avatar is okay.. If not, I will remove it ASAP.. :)

[Black Hawk]

http://www.templeofchaos.com/~blackhawk/smilies/happylove.gif

I see nothing wrong with it.

[shwaip]

i can't figger out if those are nips, or just sumthin else :p

[Shorty]

/me remembers to disable avatars and sigs when @ work ;)

Nothing wrong with that.. it's not worse than Kristofs err... "bouncing" av..

[Bad_Karma]

mmmm... syntheticlicious

[Shorty]

Bad_Karma said
mmmm... syntheticlicious
O....M....G Bad Karma has joined! :eek:

/me rushes to upgrade SQL to enterprise level.

Gotta make sure it can handle ok when BK drops into the babe thread! :wow2:

[Bad_Karma]

Shorty said
Bad_Karma said
mmmm... syntheticlicious
O....M....G Bad Karma has joined! :eek:

* Shorty rushes to upgrade SQL to enterprise level.

Gotta make sure it can handle ok when BK drops into the babe thread! :wow2:

EHEHEHHE! No worries bud the server withstood the first of many onslaughts! :beer: Have a beer and take it easy, the server is running lightning quick.

[Shorty]

People have asked "why no post count in the threads? and where's the registration date.. blah?"

They are removed to save 2 queries :)

"Why are there no flashy table backgrounds? etc.."

These forums are built for speed, stability and fast navigation - (multiple quotes, hot threads, hyperlinkable posts)

I took off a load of un-needed "parse" features and added some that are useful ;)

It is lightning quick and coping well with the load. The future? Already mapped out ready :cool: to cope with alot more.

[Jake]

The forums are beautiful, Shorty. They've definitely got the look and feel of function over flab, and that's a damned good thing. This place feels good. :thumbsup:

[Zorki]

it does seem nice and fast!

[LawnMM]

Jake said
The forums are beautiful, Shorty. They've definitely got the look and feel of function over flab, and that's a damned good thing. This place feels good. :thumbsup:

Your sig...buroja? That means horse? What language? I'z curious :scratch:

[CyrixInstead]

Those breasts are swinging a bit too much IMO. Ah well, musn't grumble!

[RWB]

Xyphus said
Not wanting to offend anyone, please let me know if this avatar is okay.. If not, I will remove it ASAP.. :)

I'm liking it:D

maybe just a bit too much....
:wow:

[Necropolis]

You want to use that for hypnotism, I was mesmorised for a good 2 minutes looking at that.

[Enverex]

Necropolis_uk said
You want to use that for hypnotism, I was mesmorised for a good 2 minutes looking at that.

Not one for pleasing the ladies then eh Necro? :p :rolleyes:

NS

[Xyphus]

All we need then is for both Kristof and I to post one after the other.. You can be mesmorized all day by that I would think.. :)

[QCH]

Not bad... Beats mine in a stare contest. WOW... Computers are great aren't they?

[TheLostSwede]

Necropolis_uk said
You want to use that for hypnotism, I was mesmorised for a good 2 minutes looking at that. http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/c0/rofl.gif

/me stands on his head and look at Xyphus avatar from all angles and yes ,they look the same

[MrNiceGuy]

Mmm... Boobies...
:D

Kristof! Come here, and talk to Xyphus, I'm bored ;)

[edcentric]

Xyphus, As we get a more diverse group back together (more females) there might be some that would give you a rough time. But, after all, that is the idea isn't it?
I have a few animated ones also, but I can't get them small enough (the files, not the breasts). I am not good enough at the graphics stuff.

[Clutch]

mmm..I love breasts, and swinging ones are better. Sweet avatar man.

[maxanon]

very nice

[Cyclonite]

I like...:wow2:

[Black Hawk]

/me thinks he should bring back his booty avatar http://www.templeofchaos.com/~blackhawk/smilies/yelow3.gif

[muddocktor]

They look good to me...I mean, it is fine by me.:D :cool:

[Xyphus]

edcentric said
Xyphus, As we get a more diverse group back together (more females) there might be some that would give you a rough time. But, after all, that is the idea isn't it?
I have a few animated ones also, but I can't get them small enough (the files, not the breasts). I am not good enough at the graphics stuff.

Ah, can't take the credit for the animation. :(

Found the pic in my travels around the net. Liked it so much I decided to grab a copy m'self. I'm thinking I originally saw it on the ieXbeta forums somewhere... But I may be mistaken... Traveled to so many sites while Icrontic was down.. :aol:

[Jake]

LawnMM said
Your sig...buroja? That means horse? What language? I'z curious :scratch:

Actually, it's just a take-off of the title of this (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0066049) film starring the late, great Richard Harris.

What can I say, I'm a fan of semi-obscure movie references. :)

[Gargoyle]

That's a good movie. Watched it in my history class in 8th grade.

[panzerkw]

Forums: good

Babe Avatars: good

Animated babe avatars: best

Though interestingly I haven't seen many asian chicks that are that well endowed. I'll look more closely next time I'm in Chinatown.

[edcentric]

panz, I have a few good links if you need them:D

[Armo]

QUICK! RUN AWAY!!!! http://mywebpages.comcast.net/Armogeddon00/balmerlow.gif lol omg i cant get enuf if this gif

[danball1976]

I like your avatar too Xyphus. I fact I think edcentric should be moving as well.:nudge: :D

[Enverex]

<img src="http://mywebpages.comcast.net/Armogeddon00/balmerlow.gif" height="200" width="200">
lol

NS

[Shivian]

Hey Xyphus, pity you can't put the full version in there eh? ;)

[oddharmonic]

edcentric said
As we get a more diverse group back together (more females) there might be some that would give you a rough time. . . . I have a few animated ones also, but I can't get them small enough (the files, not the breasts). I am not good enough at the graphics stuff.

1. I never say to to a nice pair of breasts, unless it's "no, don't go!" This has apparently rubbed off on my daughter, who now shouts "Boobies!" every time she sees a brassiere or women's swimsuit.

2. I can resize and optimize those animated images for you. E-mail them to oddharmonic at livejournal dot com and I'll get them back to you within a few days.

[tycho]

nothing quite like hearing a woman's appreciation for another pair of breasts ;)

sounds like you have a pretty funny daughter to boot

[oddharmonic]

Thanks, tycho. The joke about how simple it is to please a man (show up naked and bring food) pretty much applies to me, although I'll follow anyone trying to bribe me with a sufficient amount of cheesecake.

My midget's turning into a regular barrel of laughs, although my attempts to curb my foul mouth since she was born has resulted in an almost 3-year-old that replies "suck it" when I tell her we're not getting a cart at the grocery store with the little car-like setup with a steering wheel for her. (We also play a lot of GTA, so she mimics that and scared the last person she yelled "I run you over!" at.)

[GHoosdum]

That is awesome! I suppose I wouldn't mind having a kid if the kid acted like that... since that's pretty much how I act. ;)

[a2jfreak]

I thought that was Steve Balmer, and now that I see the filename I'm sure of it! It is kinda funny, but a bit choppy . . . would be nice if the transition from finish to start was a bit cleaner.

Armogeddon00 said
QUICK! RUN AWAY!!!! http://mywebpages.comcast.net/Armogeddon00/balmerlow.gif lol omg i cant get enuf if this gif

[tycho]

oddharmonic said
My midget's turning into a regular barrel of laughs, although my attempts to curb my foul mouth since she was born has resulted in an almost 3-year-old that replies &quot;suck it&quot; when I tell her we're not getting a cart at the grocery store with the little car-like setup with a steering wheel for her. (We also play a lot of GTA, so she mimics that and scared the last person she yelled &quot;I run you over!&quot; at.)


hahaha thats hilarious, i'm with you ghoosdum... having a kid would be bunches of fun if they acted the same way i do