Bit of a groaner

[Necropolis]

There are two Mexicans who have been lost in the desert for weeks and they're at death's door.
As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or something similar, they suddenly spy, through the heat haze, a tree off in the distance.
As they get closer, they can see that the tree is draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon.
There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving juicy nearly-raw bacon, all sorts.

"Hey, Pepe" says the first Mexican "ees a bacon tree!!! We're saved!!!"

"You're right, amigo!" says Pepe.

So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree salivating at the prospect of food. As he gets to within five feet of the tree, there's the sound of machine gun fire and he is shot down in a hail of bullets. His friend quickly drops down on the sand and calls across to the dying Pepe.

"Pepe!! Pepe!! Que pasa hombre?"

With his dying breath Pepe calls out....


Wait for it.......................






"Ugh, run, amigo, run, ees not a Bacon Tree ees a ham bush".

[mmonnin]

:rolleyes:

[edcentric]

I wish that I could hear you trying to do the Mex acent
actually I don't!
But that is a good one.

[Kristof2]

I actually like these kinds of jokes.

K

[kanezfan]

hahahhaa, that's good!

[Thrax]

:shakehead Horrible.

[Armo]

hahahahah that was great

[Preacher]

I agree it was a groaner. I think Armogeddon00's avatar is real comedy. Steve Balmer is a madman.

[El Cheapo]

While we're on the subj. of Groaners:

2 guys were out golfing,waaay out on the course,as far form anything as they could be.
One of the golfers says"Oh no-I gotta take a dump!
"So go into the bushes and take one",says the other golfer.
But I've got nothing to wipe with!,says the golfer that's feeling the "urge"
I was in a similar situation just the other day--had to go real bad,no paper,no nothing-so I got in my wallet,pulled out a dollar,and used it--it worked like a charm!
Say,that's a great idea!--I'll be right back!
Off to the bushes he went to do his "business".
About twenty minutes later,he emerges from the bushes--and he's got crap all over himself--all over his hands,on his arms,everywhere!

What the hell happened in there?Why is there crap all over the place?
Didn't you use a dollar like I told you?

Well,says the crap-covered golfer,"Sort of".

What do you mean "Sort of"?

I took my dump,no problem--but when I checked my wallet,I didn't have a dollar--
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:wtf:

ec

[Shorty]

edcentric said
I wish that I could hear you trying to do the Mex acent
actually I don't!
But that is a good one.

I haven't dared ask him. I have a hard enough time understanding the lanky scouser on the phone as it is! ;D

[Necropolis]

Shorty said

I haven't dared ask him. I have a hard enough time understanding the lanky scouser on the phone as it is! ;D

Cheers mate. :thumbsup: At least people can see me when I talk to them. Hang on, I will get your box for you ;)