Tex
1 Sep 2004, 3:36pm
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to
the counter and says, "Hi . . .You know, I just HATE drawing welfare.
I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is
excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who
wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to
drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected
to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom
apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy says, "You're bull****ting me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
the counter and says, "Hi . . .You know, I just HATE drawing welfare.
I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is
excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who
wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to
drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected
to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom
apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy says, "You're bull****ting me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."