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MachineGunKelly
30 Jul 2003, 7:46am
That means that me and the barmiad have it all to ourselves!:crazy:
Lookout pooltable! Yur gonna get covered in something you weren't designed for, and it ain't 'green'!
(MGK eyes the barmaid lasciviously, she runs for the door....and locks it!!!:thumbsup: :respect: :D :vimp:
I'd whip you for punishment, but hell, you might like it you freaky coot.
edcentric
31 Jul 2003, 2:49am
She locked it, with MGK inside and her outside......
profdlp
31 Jul 2003, 2:53am
...did you ever make it with a big fat blondie waitress?
Prof
(Obscure movie reference, maybe not obscure enough...);D
Preacher
31 Jul 2003, 5:49am
What's wrong with Big Fat Blonde Waitresses?
Even Fat Hos is got to eat!
profdlp
31 Jul 2003, 5:55am
"You ain't really had it 'til you've made it with a big fat blondie waitress!"
(1970's movie, written by a famous playwriter)
Prof:buck:
WuGgaRoO
31 Jul 2003, 6:25am
more cushion...better the pushin....im alll up for chubby girls
MachineGunKelly
31 Jul 2003, 7:11am
You guys are sicko man......I've never, ever, made it with a fat blonde waitress, well......maybe just once.....it was dark, and I was drunk.....so it didn't really count..........
profdlp
31 Jul 2003, 8:26am
...how's about I keep taunting you with the same horrible imagery until someone identifies the quote?:tongue:
Hint #3: The actor who said it has the initials PF.
Good Luck,
Prof
MachineGunKelly
31 Jul 2003, 4:11pm
I got it. You're stumped with one of those on-line movie quote quiz's ain't ya prof?
I have NO idea, but I'll wager I could come up with a doozy for you! ;)
Preacher
31 Jul 2003, 4:39pm
machinegunkelly said
You guys are sicko man......I've never, ever, made it with a fat blonde waitress, well......maybe just once.....it was dark, and I was drunk.....so it didn't really count..........
IT ALWAYS COUNTS, MGK!
profdlp
31 Jul 2003, 9:13pm
machinegunkelly said
I got it. You're stumped with one of those on-line movie quote quiz's ain't ya prof?
No, I am not STUMPED (http://www.stumps.org/) !!! I first saw this movie in a theater mid 1970's. The line struck me as so weird and out of place in the scene it was in that I've never forgotten it (though I have tried). I sometimes use it as a non-sequitur to confuse people.
Picture this: Your friend is arguing with you about football, you wait for him to make a point, then answer with "Did you ever make it with a big fat blondie waitress?" Give him about three seconds to become confused, then quickly say " 'Cause you ain't never had it 'til you make it with a big fat blondie waitress".
This works best if your friend has been drinking. You might also try using it to talk you way out of a traffic ticket, though this is not guaranteed...
Cop: "Do you know how fast you were going?"
You: "Did you ever make it with..." etc. :banghead:
I have NO idea, but I'll wager I could come up with a doozy for you! ;)
I'm not taking that bet - I have no doubt that you could!:p
Prof
Next Hint: It was a comedy (duh)
MachineGunKelly
31 Jul 2003, 9:25pm
That's rough man. Do you realise how many movies have come out since "Easy Rider" in '69? Even the initials you gave are no help!
Ps, what the hell kinda link was THAT?:scratch: :confused2 :eek:
MachineGunKelly
31 Jul 2003, 9:45pm
I might as well give you one prof since I've been going nuts trying to figure yours out!
Who said this: "You ain't no preacher, Preacher."
(Same era.)
profdlp
31 Jul 2003, 9:53pm
machinegunkelly said
I might as well give you one prof since I've been going nuts trying to figure yours out!
Who said this: "You ain't no preacher, Preacher."
(Same era.)
Only thing I could think of is this (http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&cf=info&id=1800041903).
I barely remember the movie, and don't recall the line, but it seems to fit.
Prof:confused:
MachineGunKelly
31 Jul 2003, 10:43pm
Nope. 1974. Actors initials that said it are JB......
profdlp
31 Jul 2003, 10:53pm
machinegunkelly said
Nope. 1974. Actors initials that said it are JB......
Jim Bakker?
:crazy:
Hang on, I'm thinkin'...
Prof
(Maybe I'll ask Tammy Faye...:tongue: )
Preacher
1 Aug 2003, 12:44am
I just want to know if you two "like gladiator movies" and if you've "ever seen a grown man naked."
profdlp
1 Aug 2003, 12:54am
Preacher said
I just want to know if you two "like gladiator movies" and if you've "ever seen a grown man naked."
I've even been in a cockpit!:crazy:
Prof
MachineGunKelly
1 Aug 2003, 12:57am
Spartacus and Airplane? ;)
profdlp
3 Aug 2003, 12:23am
Since I hate to leave things unfinished, one last mighty hint for the "Blondie Waitress" movie.
:banghead: The script was written by Neil Simon.
:banghead: The actor who said the words (previous hint was initials "PF") played a detective in this comedy.
:banghead: He also played a detective in a more serious TV show.
:banghead: The word "detective" does not appear in the title of the movie, though the actor did play a detective in a different movie, also written by Neil Simon, which did contain that word.
Prof
(If you don't get it now, I'm giving up - and I'll make sure you all end up being quoted here (http://www.short-media.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2089)! :crazy: )
Sputnik
3 Aug 2003, 2:13am
Peter Falk in Murder by Death?
just a guess (thank you google)
profdlp
3 Aug 2003, 3:00am
Sputnik said
Peter Falk in Murder by Death?
just a guess (thank you google)
YES!!!
You got it, dude.:thumbsup:
Prof
MachineGunKelly
4 Aug 2003, 3:21am
About time.....So prof, did you ever figure MINE out? MGK
profdlp
4 Aug 2003, 3:37am
machinegunkelly said
About time.....So prof, did you ever figure MINE out? MGK
No! How about another hint? :confused: :buck:
Prof
MachineGunKelly
5 Aug 2003, 7:58am
Ok. The lead actor made his screen debut on an American TV western. He later gravitated to 'Spagetti westerns'.....
bothered
5 Aug 2003, 7:30pm
Somebody said it to CE, He was dressed as a preacher, Just before he shot everybody and lit another smoke.
Can't remember the name of the film though.
bothered.
profdlp
5 Aug 2003, 8:22pm
Well, hours of Googling, long nights reading up on Spaghetti Westerns, and banging the side of my head with my fist has yielded no firm clues.
As a shot in the dark, could the film be T&L?
Prof:confused: :rolleyes2 :scratch:
bothered said
Somebody said it to CE, He was dressed as a preacher, Just before he shot everybody and lit another smoke.
Can't remember the name of the film though.
bothered.
:eek2: :eek2: Awwwwwwwwww damn it :bawling: this I know as well.
bothered
5 Aug 2003, 8:44pm
profdlp
I think your right.
bothered.
profdlp
5 Aug 2003, 10:19pm
bothered said
profdlp
I think your right.
bothered.
If I am, it's pure luck. I had no luck finding the quote, so I went looking for supporting actors in CE movies with the initials JB.
Prof
(Jethro Bodine?:crazy: )
MachineGunKelly
6 Aug 2003, 5:19am
Prof
(Jethro Bodine? )
Hah! Yes bro, you got it. "Thunderbolt and Lightfoot"....
Took you long enough! :D
profdlp
6 Aug 2003, 5:23am
Jeff Bridges - My Man!
BTW Gunner, saw your pic in the pub - you look exactly like I had imagined you! (That's not a bad thing :p )
Prof
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