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Geeky1
31 Jul 2003, 4:21pm
Yesterday, scientists revealed that beer contains small
traces of female hormones.
To prove their theory, the Travis Company fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive, couldn't think, and refused to apologise when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
;D ;D
GHoosdum
31 Jul 2003, 4:23pm
;D
This should be in the "News" forum!
Gargoyle
31 Jul 2003, 4:23pm
You scared me! I still had the Coors in hand when I clicked on the thread! ;D
Gargoyle said
You scared me! I still had the Coors in hand when I clicked on the thread! ;D
Hmm Coors in hand @ 10:30 AM ... seems like you have a productive day ahead of you :)
Gargoyle
31 Jul 2003, 4:35pm
LOL! Actually it was the empty bottle from last night. ;D
I was about to get up and throw it away and I clicked the thread, and gave the bottle and horrified look :eek2:
GHoosdum
31 Jul 2003, 4:35pm
mondi said
Gargoyle said
You scared me! I still had the Coors in hand when I clicked on the thread! ;D
Hmm Coors in hand @ 10:30 AM ... seems like you have a productive day ahead of you :)
:mullet: ;D
Geeky1 said
Yesterday, scientists revealed that beer contains small
traces of female hormones.
To prove their theory, the Travis Company fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive, couldn't think, and refused to apologise when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
;D ;D
So I guess all you fellas will stop drinking now? ;)
LIN
LIN said
Geeky1 said
Yesterday, scientists revealed that beer contains small
traces of female hormones.
To prove their theory, the Travis Company fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive, couldn't think, and refused to apologise when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
;D ;D
So I guess all you fellas will stop drinking now? ;)
LIN
No way! We can't do that. We have to understand you girls occasionely :thumbsup:
profdlp
5 Aug 2003, 9:59am
GHoosdum said
;D
This should be in the "News" forum!
News? I've known this for years...;D
Prof
Shorty said
No way! We can't do that. We have to understand you girls occasionely :thumbsup:
:scratch:
Well good luck to you on THAT one! LOL ;)
LIN
LIN said
Shorty said
No way! We can't do that. We have to understand you girls occasionely :thumbsup:
:scratch:
Well good luck to you on THAT one! LOL ;)
LIN
Geee... thanks LIN ;D
edcentric
5 Aug 2003, 5:43pm
I have decided to foget about the 'understanding women' and just try for getting them to tolerate me.
Shorty said
Geee... thanks LIN ;D
LOL anytime, Shorty! ;)
edcentric said
I have decided to foget about the 'understanding women' and just try for getting them to tolerate me.
Now HERE'S a wise man!! :)
LIN
leishi85
5 Aug 2003, 9:54pm
edcentric said
I have decided to foget about the 'understanding women' and just try for getting them to tolerate me.
Here is a quote i heard a long time ago, i can't remember the exact words, but here it is
Women are crazy, u can't understand them, just try to love them, and men are beasts, u can't love them, but try to understand them.
profdlp
5 Aug 2003, 10:15pm
leishi85 said
Here is a quote i heard a long time ago, i can't remember the exact words, but here it is
Women are crazy, u can't understand them, just try to love them, and men are beasts, u can't love them, but try to understand them.
I like that! :thumbsup:
Prof
(...and I can truthfully say that this is the most profound statement I have ever encountered from someone repeatedly baring their buttocks at me...:tongue: )
leishi85
5 Aug 2003, 10:37pm
i demand my quote to be in the BYTES!!! haha
My philosophy's pretty simple.
Men: you can't live with them and you can't kill them either.
(Well, unless you want to take the PMS defense route.....) ;)
Uh oh. Male dominated forum. Never mind. :)
LIN
LIN said
My philosophy's pretty simple.
Men: you can't live with them and you can't kill them either.
LIN
:eek2: ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Well, I'll be the first guy to admit that that was funny...
Whew! Thanx, Geeky!
You know we luve you guys. ;)
LIN
bothered
7 Aug 2003, 10:15pm
Why do men die before woman?
Because they want to.
bothered.
profdlp
7 Aug 2003, 10:23pm
bothered said
Why do men die before woman?
Because they want to.
bothered.
Yeah man - and the higher rate of mental illness in men only proves who's driving who crazy.:crazy:
Prof
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