Geeky1
31 Jul 2003, 4:41pm
Blonde on a Plane
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to coach since she did not have a first class ticket.
The blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving."
Not wanting to argue with a customer the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak with her.
He went to talk with the woman asking her to please move out of
the first class section.
Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to
New York, and I'm not moving."
The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he should do.
The captain said, "I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to handle this."
He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde's ear.
She immediately jumped up and ran to the coach section mumbling to herself, "Why didn't anyone just say so."
Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to her that finally convinced her to move from her seat.
The pilot replied, "I told her the first class section wasn't going to
New York."
Blonde Swimmer
There was a competition to cross the English channel doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde.
After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest breaststroker.
About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled up on the shore and was declared the second place finisher.
Nearly 4 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers.
When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied, "I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms..."
Blonde Sight
How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle?
Shine a torch into her ear...
2 Blondes & A Car
A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop.
The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde,
decided to have a little bit of fun.
So he told her that all she had to do was to take the car
home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out.
After 15 minutes of this, the blonde's blonde friend came over and asked what she was doing.
"I'm trying to pop out this dent, but it's not really working."
"Are you stupid?
You have to roll up the windows first!"
Clever Blonde
What is the difference between Bigfoot and an
intelligent blonde?
There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.
Blonde Passenger
Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
You can park in the handicapped spots.
Lunch Break
Why are blondes only allowed 30 minute lunch breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them if they take an hour.
Pregnant Blonde
What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her
that she's pregnant.
Is it mine?
Blonde Mail
One day A Blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a neighbour was watching.
Five 5 minutes later, she checked it again.
This happened throughout the day until the neighbour went outside and stopped her.
He asked her why she kept looking in her mail box.
She replied,
"My computer keeps telling me I have mail!"
Dandruff
A blonde and a brunette are on an lift.
Suddenly a handsom man boards thr lift.
The brunette turns to the blond and says, "Wow", he is so good looking, but that dandruff on him is a real turn off".
"I think we should give him some Head and Shoulders!" said the brunette.
Puzzled, the blond turned to the brunette with a confused look and said,
"Ok, but how do you give shoulders?"
;D ;D
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to coach since she did not have a first class ticket.
The blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving."
Not wanting to argue with a customer the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak with her.
He went to talk with the woman asking her to please move out of
the first class section.
Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to
New York, and I'm not moving."
The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he should do.
The captain said, "I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to handle this."
He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde's ear.
She immediately jumped up and ran to the coach section mumbling to herself, "Why didn't anyone just say so."
Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to her that finally convinced her to move from her seat.
The pilot replied, "I told her the first class section wasn't going to
New York."
Blonde Swimmer
There was a competition to cross the English channel doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde.
After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest breaststroker.
About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled up on the shore and was declared the second place finisher.
Nearly 4 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers.
When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied, "I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms..."
Blonde Sight
How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle?
Shine a torch into her ear...
2 Blondes & A Car
A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop.
The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde,
decided to have a little bit of fun.
So he told her that all she had to do was to take the car
home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out.
After 15 minutes of this, the blonde's blonde friend came over and asked what she was doing.
"I'm trying to pop out this dent, but it's not really working."
"Are you stupid?
You have to roll up the windows first!"
Clever Blonde
What is the difference between Bigfoot and an
intelligent blonde?
There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.
Blonde Passenger
Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
You can park in the handicapped spots.
Lunch Break
Why are blondes only allowed 30 minute lunch breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them if they take an hour.
Pregnant Blonde
What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her
that she's pregnant.
Is it mine?
Blonde Mail
One day A Blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a neighbour was watching.
Five 5 minutes later, she checked it again.
This happened throughout the day until the neighbour went outside and stopped her.
He asked her why she kept looking in her mail box.
She replied,
"My computer keeps telling me I have mail!"
Dandruff
A blonde and a brunette are on an lift.
Suddenly a handsom man boards thr lift.
The brunette turns to the blond and says, "Wow", he is so good looking, but that dandruff on him is a real turn off".
"I think we should give him some Head and Shoulders!" said the brunette.
Puzzled, the blond turned to the brunette with a confused look and said,
"Ok, but how do you give shoulders?"
;D ;D