Geeky1
31 Jul 2003, 4:45pm
Yeah, these are a little immature too... but they're still funny...
An old lady goes to see her doctor for a really embarrassing problem;
"Doc, I have a strange problem. I pass gas all day long but it doesn't smell or make noise, in fact I've passed gas at least three times since you've been here!"
"Humm, well, take this pill three times a day for a week, then come back and see me."
The next week the lady was back and boy was she mad!!
"Doc, the pill didn't help at all!! I still pass gas but now
it smells horrible!!!"
"Well, now that we cleared up your sinuses, we need to
work on your hearing."
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Sometimes ... when you cry ... no one sees your tears ...
Sometimes...when you are worried....no one sees your pain...
Sometimes ... when you are happy ... no one sees your smile ...
But fart just one time...
An old lady goes to see her doctor for a really embarrassing problem;
"Doc, I have a strange problem. I pass gas all day long but it doesn't smell or make noise, in fact I've passed gas at least three times since you've been here!"
"Humm, well, take this pill three times a day for a week, then come back and see me."
The next week the lady was back and boy was she mad!!
"Doc, the pill didn't help at all!! I still pass gas but now
it smells horrible!!!"
"Well, now that we cleared up your sinuses, we need to
work on your hearing."
-------
Sometimes ... when you cry ... no one sees your tears ...
Sometimes...when you are worried....no one sees your pain...
Sometimes ... when you are happy ... no one sees your smile ...
But fart just one time...