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Shorty
5 Aug 2003, 3:51pm
:eek3: I got this on my work voicemail this morning :eek3:

But can you guess who it is?? ;)

See attachment in next post....

Shorty
5 Aug 2003, 4:01pm
Wav.

Kwitko
5 Aug 2003, 4:11pm
LOL. Whoever that was knows their New York accents well! Sound like my cousin Joey from Brooklyn! Yes, I'm from New York, but anyone who has spoken with me on the phone knows I sound more like I'm from the midwest than New York.

WuGgaRoO
5 Aug 2003, 4:21pm
damn u TD...i voted u for obvious reasons....i know a new yawk accent from newhere

primesuspect
5 Aug 2003, 4:37pm
That is DEFINITELY TD_Isles

primesuspect
5 Aug 2003, 4:38pm
TD_Isles said
LOL. Whoever that was knows their New York accents well! Sound like my cousin Joey from Brooklyn! Yes, I'm from New York, but anyone who has spoken with me on the phone knows I sound more like I'm from the midwest than New York.

Liar... You may not think so, but you have a nyew yawk accent big time.

Thrax
5 Aug 2003, 4:42pm
I'm going to go with TD_Isles as my prime suspect.

(The dichotomy on that is mind-boggling).

Kwitko
5 Aug 2003, 4:47pm
primesuspect said
Liar... You may not think so, but you have a nyew yawk accent big time. [/B]

Could be Brilt, he's from NY too.

Thrax
5 Aug 2003, 5:06pm
Brilt wouldn't be calling shorty, ya silly goose. ;D

Kwitko
5 Aug 2003, 5:24pm
That's not true. You don't know what sort of sordid cross-Atlantic love tryst Brilt and Shorty might have going on.

Shorty
5 Aug 2003, 5:29pm
TD_Isles said
That's not true. You don't know what sort of sordid cross-Atlantic love tryst Brilt and Shorty might have going on.

Will ya shutup! :eek:

Thrax
5 Aug 2003, 5:30pm
Mrs Brilt and Trinity :eek2:

Shorty
5 Aug 2003, 5:36pm
Thrax said
Mrs Brilt and Trinity :eek2:

:eek2:

Lincoln
5 Aug 2003, 7:05pm
/me calls "not it"

;D It's definitely Seth. He says his name I think... "Hey it's Seth, time for our weekly phone call" or something like that.

Shorty
5 Aug 2003, 7:08pm
General Keebler said
* General Keebler calls "not it"

;D It's definitely Seth. He says his name I think... "Hey it's Seth, time for our weekly phone call" or something like that.

He says "thet".. listen to it carefully ;)

Im still wondering if it was Keebler, in revenge for the evil voicemail I left him on his mobile :mullet:

Thrax
5 Aug 2003, 7:23pm
He says Seth. heh.

And good god he sounds like a hardass ;D well...He would if it weren't for his rambling.

Shorty
5 Aug 2003, 7:24pm
Thrax said
He says Seth. heh.

And good god he sounds like a hardass ;D

Doh.

lol @ hardass ;D

Kwitko
5 Aug 2003, 7:37pm
No, to me it sounds like the caller said Set, the Egyptian god of the dead. Yep, definately. You know, Shorty has an uncanny ability to do American-sounding voices. Perhaps he called himself, pretending to be me?

Thrax
5 Aug 2003, 8:01pm
You're a piss-poor liar, mate.

Shorty
5 Aug 2003, 8:07pm
Ha... fooled you all so far.

He actually says "this your buddy DEATH". It's a nickname of someone from in here, but it's not known to the SM members".

Keep guessing ;)

Thrax
5 Aug 2003, 8:09pm
I hate you all for this silly guessing game. :bawling:

Shorty
5 Aug 2003, 8:27pm
Thrax said
I hate you all for this silly guessing game. :bawling:

No you don't. Stop being a big crybaby. You damn well know who it is. However...

You are provided a much needed spirit into this thread and keeping it humorous, as was intended.

Carry on :thumbsup:

Kwitko
5 Aug 2003, 8:45pm
So who is the mystery voice?

mmonnin
6 Aug 2003, 12:07am
I heard Seth the first time I heard it.

Park_7677
6 Aug 2003, 12:13am
I heard the name... but he didn't sound like that when he called me :eek:

profdlp
6 Aug 2003, 1:33am
I voted for primesuspect.

I know he's from Detroit, but he's got that "NY Gangsta" look about him. ;D


Prof

primesuspect
6 Aug 2003, 1:47am
i'm just disturbed that I got 4 votes when it's so obviously seth... :(

Also, I never call shorty on a weekly basis. The last time I did, I got this:

profdlp
6 Aug 2003, 2:03am
"Holy Crap!" indeed! That's got to be your business (http://www.sarcnet.com/) phone, right?

There are folks here in Charlottesville who have monthly mortgages smaller than that...:eek3:


Prof
('course they live in a trailer, but still... :tongue: )

SimGuy
6 Aug 2003, 2:06am
primesuspect said
i'm just disturbed that I got 4 votes when it's so obviously seth... :(

Also, I never call shorty on a weekly basis. The last time I did, I got this:

Christ, my monthly car payment is less than that!
Where the hell do you call? 1-900 numbers in Iraq? :p

primesuspect
6 Aug 2003, 2:14am
Yes that's a sarcnet bill, but still :)

profdlp
6 Aug 2003, 2:19am
SimGuy said
Where the hell do you call? 1-900 numbers in Iraq? :p

I knew it! That voice on the latest 'Saddam' tape - I knew I'd heard it somewhere else!


Prof
(You can't sneak much by me :ninja: )

Thrax
10 Aug 2003, 12:35am
Just testing my New York accent ;D

Park_7677
10 Aug 2003, 12:40am
;D

Kwitko
10 Aug 2003, 1:40am
Thrax said
Just testing my New York accent ;D

:eek3:

Thrax
10 Aug 2003, 1:51am
:ninja: Perhaps the sound clip is actually me?

Shorty
10 Aug 2003, 10:18am
Thrax said
Just testing my New York accent ;D

;D ;D ;D

:respect: :respect: :respect: Thrax


//edit.. Btw.. the original caller was TD_Isles ;) but Im sure most people figured that out :D

Thrax
10 Aug 2003, 1:15pm
In the clip I put together, I don't even sound like me, it's actually somewhat scary. ;D

profdlp
10 Aug 2003, 10:08pm
Thrax said
In the clip I put together, I don't even sound like me, it's actually somewhat scary. ;D
Careful - don't let things get out of hand... (http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/05709a.htm) :eek2:

Thrax
10 Aug 2003, 10:08pm
;D

Shorty
10 Aug 2003, 10:15pm
profdlp said
Careful - don't let things get out of hand... (http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/05709a.htm) :eek2:

:respect: ;D

angiejo30
14 Jan 2005, 4:51pm
Hey, can you tell me how you got your voicemail messages onto your pc?? I need help!!! Thanks.--Angie

primesuspect
14 Jan 2005, 5:09pm
And in the end, who was it? ;D

Shorty
14 Jan 2005, 5:17pm
It was Seth ;D

I played my voicemail into my cellphone's voice recorder and then transferred the .wav file over onto my PC. :)