redoulent
11 Oct 2004, 6:17pm
Massage Oil is not for personal use! It goes on your wife's neck, shoulders, back, legs, and anything else she tells you!
If your wife tells you she can't be both beautiful and intelligent, it is considered inappropriate to ask her to at least pick one....
Being a supportive husband does not mean offering to follow your wife around all day holding her breasts. (unless you can convince her of it!)
If your wife has a hemorrhoid, DO NOT buy her a pair of boxer shorts or underwear with "Ya!, It's got a HEMI!" written on the back....
Never ask your mother-in-law or wife where she wants you to put it when facing away from her!
If your wife has blonde hair and has a tendency to look at her cell phone while walking, DO NOT refer to it as her Blonde Assistance Device. That would be BAD!
A good answer for "Does this make me look fat?" is "I would rather see it off of you!"
Just a few tips and tricks to help my fellow man avoid moments like these...
My Wife: Can't you tell what I'm thinking yet?
Me: No, I'm not a geologist!
Or a friend of mine who wishes to remain nameless...
his Wife: Do I look pregnant?
Him: No, just fat (as he poked her stomach with his finger)
His defence is that he was caught off guard.....He will be missed....
If your wife tells you she can't be both beautiful and intelligent, it is considered inappropriate to ask her to at least pick one....
Being a supportive husband does not mean offering to follow your wife around all day holding her breasts. (unless you can convince her of it!)
If your wife has a hemorrhoid, DO NOT buy her a pair of boxer shorts or underwear with "Ya!, It's got a HEMI!" written on the back....
Never ask your mother-in-law or wife where she wants you to put it when facing away from her!
If your wife has blonde hair and has a tendency to look at her cell phone while walking, DO NOT refer to it as her Blonde Assistance Device. That would be BAD!
A good answer for "Does this make me look fat?" is "I would rather see it off of you!"
Just a few tips and tricks to help my fellow man avoid moments like these...
My Wife: Can't you tell what I'm thinking yet?
Me: No, I'm not a geologist!
Or a friend of mine who wishes to remain nameless...
his Wife: Do I look pregnant?
Him: No, just fat (as he poked her stomach with his finger)
His defence is that he was caught off guard.....He will be missed....