She went home with the Bartender!

[Ghaleon4]

I'm not in a very "Creative" mood right now, so I'm going to simply post the IM conversation on this subject that I recently had with Geeky:

Session Start (AIM - MiddletonMrk:geeky1): Thu Nov 18 19:33:55 2004
MiddletonMrk: sup
geeky1: fs
geeky1: oh
geeky1: jackass
MiddletonMrk: ...
geeky1: caught me typing
geeky1: :-p
MiddletonMrk: lol
MiddletonMrk: did I tell you how my date went last night?
geeky1: no
MiddletonMrk: She went home with the bartender.
MiddletonMrk: I wish it was really as funny as it sounds, but I'm not ****ing joking.
geeky1: o_O
MiddletonMrk: I'm still kind of speechless about the whole thing
geeky1: yeah... how did that happen?
MiddletonMrk: Well, she's currently working at the local chinese restaurant "Peking Garden"...
MiddletonMrk: She happens to have a liquor license, and was buggin' the bartender all night for a job
MiddletonMrk: Well, the place closes down, and she's like "I'm gonna talk to this guy for a few minutes to get this job"...
MiddletonMrk: I'm chillin' in my car patiently, and about ten minutes goes by
MiddletonMrk: I get out to see what's takin' her so long, and the door to the f-in' bar is locked!
MiddletonMrk: A few seconds later, as I'm standing there, she comes out and is like
MiddletonMrk: "He's gonna give me a ride home, so he can show me where all the drinks, and stuff are"
MiddletonMrk: I said "That's ****ed up...royally ****ed up", turned around, and got in my car.
MiddletonMrk: Before that, I was having a blast!
MiddletonMrk: She acted like she was too.
MiddletonMrk: So yeah...it was out of nowhere, and i'm shocked.
geeky1: :-/
MiddletonMrk: Please say something that I haven't already heard before...
MiddletonMrk: 'cuz I don't know WHAT to think.
MiddletonMrk: *Gazes down with a lost look in his eye, in amazement*
geeky1: :-/ don't look at me to tell you that... i've never gone out with a girl in the first place so i'm not exactly the foremost authority on the subject
MiddletonMrk: The look on my face...was like "You're KIDDING, right? funny ha ha..."
geeky1: hmm\
MiddletonMrk: Is there something wrong with me?!?!?
MiddletonMrk: I mean JESUS!
MiddletonMrk: I musta said the WRONG THING for that to happen, right?
MiddletonMrk: I mean, ****! SHE CALLED ME when I left her my number!
geeky1: **** if I know
geeky1: :-/
MiddletonMrk: **** **** **** ****!
MiddletonMrk: I'm gonna call her, and ask her if she got the job!
MiddletonMrk: And if she says yes, I'm gonna ask her if she had to suck a **** to do it
MiddletonMrk: !
MiddletonMrk: BETTER:
MiddletonMrk: There's another girl that wants to date me....
MiddletonMrk: I think I'll take her to my favorite chinese restaurant!
geeky1: lol
MiddletonMrk: THAT will be funny.
geeky1: you ought to post this on s-m, you know that?
MiddletonMrk: I SHOULD!



So...there it is.
I'll throw in a few tidbits, as well, so as to flesh this humorous little anecdote out a little bit.

I happen to smoke...stuff. I know, I know...it's bad for me. Oh well.
There's a 3rd party in this story that, because of the irrelevence to the point of what happened, I choose to generally leave out because it takes just that much longer to explain (Over, and over again).

There were these hispanic fellas in the construction business who were there from out of town. When the bar closed, she didn't simply have me go wait in my car...this is what else happened:
Big Mexican guy walks up behind me, and is like "Hey man...ur girl says you got the hookup on some stuff, and we should talk about it outside while she talks to the manager."
She had been talking to him for a few minutes before he approached me, and it didn't really startle me, 'cuz me and this guy had been giving eachother a hard time all night. See, I have to explain this, because as you read this...YOU KNOW the whole story already! At this point in MY reality, I'm complacent, care-free, and don't see anything strange going on here yet!
Well, he was shoppin', but when it comes to smoke, he was talking about stuff a whole lot harder than I'll poke with a stick, but I digress.
So, we're chillin' out in my car, and the whole time my Mexican buddy has an epiphany, and says "hheeeEEEeeeyy! Wait a minute! Somethin' funny going on here man..."
I, the innocent one am like, "...uh, like what?"
"Don't this look a little strange to you man? That's messed up $hit man."
Me on the outside:-->"No way man...she's cool! She's been talking all night about wanting to work here!"
Me on the inside:--> "This has got be some kind of a sick joke! I mean...if you believe in Karma, you'd have to flip off a WHOLE BUNCH OF KITTENS to bring this crap down on a brutha!"

Anyways, long story short, she comes out, and says she's getting a ride with the bartender. Now, after saying my final f--k you's, and getting back in my car...I slowly come to the strange yet...strange realization that not only has my manhood been thrown into a pit full of dead babies and spikes, but I'm now stuck with
A. A smoke shortage.
B. A big 200lb. mexican of which I have NO idea what this nice man's name is!
C. An urge to go flip off some more kittens
D. All of the above.

So, when people ask me how my date went last night...what do YOU think I should tell them?

[Leonardo]

Look at this way:

Your date did you an unintended favor by letting you know she's a completely self-absorbed opportunist who will probably always be self-centered and venal.

[Access_Denied]

yea i 2ed your way of thinking Leo, its better she left now then say a year from now when you would of been attatched to her

[Squill]

Agreed man, it's better that it happened now and not down the road. Me and my gf just broke up this saturday. We were fighting and I was under the influence of alcohol (I regret it now) and I broke up with her out of anger, we went out for only like 4 months and it hurt the hell outta me, so yeah man it's better that it happened now and not down the road when you got really attached to her. There's other fish in the sea. Just gotta find them.

[entropy]

Get a Barbie doll, tape a pic of her face to it, do some pretend voodoo on it, and leave it on her doorstep. :D With a business card for AA on it, just to piss her off :).

[robby]

squill, access and leo are dead on. she sounds like a selfish ***** that would have just ended up hurting you worse down the road. hate to sound rude without knowing this girl, but what does her going home with some guy she met that night say about her character?

[lightnin]

**** man, i've had experiences **almost** that bad. i drove a little over a hundred miles to see a girl only to have her NOT go out with me but actually sounded cheerful about ditching me when i got there. and it's not like it was a suprise visit or anything... so there i am, a hundred miles from home, nowhere to go.... pissed.... i havent spoken to her since.

[Clutch]

Wow that sucks man. I'm really sorry, but like the others said, you now know how she really is. Brush her away and you will come out the better person in the end. Sounds like she needs some time to grow up actually.

[Justin]

Ditch the B*tch. Re-up, choke, and realize that hey, she ain't the one. Get a dog, they won't ever do that.

[PressX]

Seem that these guys have said all that need saying... B!tch!

[madmat]

Shoulda played it cool like it was an everyday ordinary thing and left it at that then asked her out a few weeks down the road.
But madmat, that's insane!! You say, well, look at my name...there is a method to my madness, before you ask her out make arrangements with a lady friend to meet her in the establishment you're taking the skanky one to then just sort of drift away and leave with another woman on your arm.
Make certain your lady friend is in on the gag so you can ham it up together and really grind it into the skanky one's face too.
To forgive might be divine but to get even is awesome! ;D

[Leonardo]

Just remember:

[Clutch]

;D omg Leo

[Shorty]

;D ;D ;D classic!

[Leonardo]

LOL! If you only knew me. I think in nearly 20 years of marriage to my wife, I've said something mean to her maybe twice. I just thought that graphic fit the story Ghaleon gave us. (Good thing my wife hasn't seen this page! ;D )

[Templar]

Girls are evil.

Start dating women. :)

[Ghaleon4]

I just wanted to let you guys know that I've been watching this thread since I posted, and that I really appreciate everyone's support. You guys rock.

Maybe one day, she'll be murdered by a serial killer that preys on teh hoes.
We can all dream.


zzzZZZzzz

[profdlp]

As others have mentioned, you're better off finding out sooner rather than later.

I worked with a guy at a computer shop in Virginia who had been going out with this girl since 9th Grade. After they graduated he stayed at home and went to the local community college so he could keep his job. She went away to college about 150 miles away. He was always driving up to see her, sending her money, whatever.

One day she calls him up and tells him she wants to have a "special" weekend with him. It's all he can talk about at work all week. He rents the jacuzzi suite (!) at the best hotel in her town and takes off in his car looking for a nice time. When he gets there he takes her out to a nice restaurant and they have a great time. Then they get back to the hotel - and she dumps him! She said she thought it might make it easier if they broke up on friendly terms...

He comes into work Monday morning and we are all asking him how it went, figuring he must have had a good time.

He tells us "I spent $120 a night for two nights for the hotel, bought her a dozen roses and an $80 dinner, and drove 300 miles round trip. Then she tells me how much she wants for us to stay friends, but she has a new "college" boyfriend! I figure I just paid close to $400 to get stabbed in the back".

That is pure evil. :aol:

[Thrax]

That's ****ing insipid.

[Clutch]

Wow that is a sad story.

I heard this one guy got his girl to get his name as a tattoo on her arm. After she got it, he dumped her in the tattoo studio :eek:

I don't know if that is actually true or not, but still ****ed up.

[LawnMM]

Welcome to the world of worthless women kids.

[Ghaleon4]

I had decided to never talk to this girl again, but a few days ago, she left a message on my cell phone: "Hey, I haven't called in awhile, and just wanted to let you know I haven't forgotten about you! Gimme a call when you get this!"
My thoughts were "Jesus, was she that drunk? Does she not remember what she did to me??? Fine, I'll call her and make sure she friggin' knows. If she has a pretty damn good explanation/apology, I'll give her an oppurtunity to pay for the next date!" So, day before yesterday, and earlier today I'd left a couple messages. Not because I'm desperate, mind you...but because I'd been informed that her folks suck getting messages to her.


Well, I just got a phone call...you'll never guess who from!


.......................................HER BROTHER!

It goes something like this:
Me: Hello?
Him: Hey, who is this?
Me: This is Mark...who's this?
Him: Oh! Well, I'd seen that you called a couple of times, and look...I'm warning you...
*Oh great...defensive brother trying to scare potentials away...*
Him: (He continues) MY SISTER IS A F***ING WH0RE. I'm the brother that you met that night when you came to pick her up. You seem like a pretty nice guy so...
*...not what I was expecting?*
Me: Um...
Him: I can't believe I'm saying this about my sister. But she's sleeping with the bartender at Wall St., and 3 other guys, and basically she just has a real problem.
*I hadn't said ANYTHING to this guy about the bartender...*
Me: Um...well, I appreciate that you felt the need to call and let me know. I'm sorry that you as her brother have been put in the situation that you feel obligated to warn people like this...
Him: Yeah, well...I've been watching this for too long, and my Mom is getting pretty sick of it too...(This guy is her LITTLE brother, poor guy)
Me: Well, um...what was your name again?
Him: Joseph
Me: Well man...If I ever see ya out on the street, I'll be sure to say hi.
*click*

I'm lucky I wasn't drinking a coke in front of my computer screen, 'cuz I would've started a fire when I sprayed it all over my friggin' desk!
I mean...GEEZ! This guy sounded upset too...I used to have a sister, and I think I know what he was going through. Well, now I can go back into MY bar, with my head held high, and laugh at the guy behind the counter with my secret knowledge that he's either already, or is going to, contract a good case of herpeghonasyphilaids! haha! YESSsssssSS!

:wtf: :wtf: :scratch: ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Flintstone]

Or he's playin' with sloppy seconds, or thirds, or whatever the count is up to. ;D

[Shivian]

Well shame she's part of what could be an otherwise decent family. Guess thats a wrap :scratch:

[Leonardo]

Well then, as it turns out, she really did do you an unintentional favor when she spurned you for the bartender.

[profdlp]

Is it just me, or has anyone else sworn off bars as well?

Looks like it's the grocery store from me now... :-/

...that means I'll have to share my troubles with you lot from now on...