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Tex
9 Jan 2005, 5:13pm
I hope that this will once again confirm that the most important information in your life won't come from a teacher, the library or the internet, but from a mentor, and on a very personal level.

My long-passed grandfather's birthday is coming up, and for me it is a time to reminisce. The long walks we used to take. The long drives, the special trips he would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends with him, and the advice he used to give!

Much was wasted because I was young when he died. If he were alive today and sharing his pearls of wisdom I'd be a better man. Those gems were well and good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandfatherly advice, came when I was only 12.

We were sitting in a park, watching children and their mothers enjoying a beautiful spring day. He told me that one day I'd find a woman and start my own family. "And son," he said, "be sure you marry a woman with small hands."

"How come, Grandpa?" I asked.

"It makes your pecker look bigger."

Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

Tex

And before anyone asks... I stole this post from a hunting board I post on. (grin)

gibbonsl
9 Jan 2005, 5:29pm
;D ;D ;D nice one :thumbsup:

muddocktor
9 Jan 2005, 6:35pm
Good one, Tex! :thumbsup:

Trinity
9 Jan 2005, 9:32pm
;D ;D good one Tex ;)

mmonnin
10 Jan 2005, 4:40am
Hehe good one Tex.

I have a girl whose hand I can almost completely swallow with my own hand.;)

Justin
11 Jan 2005, 6:35pm
Grandpas kick a$$!!!

a2jfreak
11 Jan 2005, 7:26pm
;D ;D ;D :thumbsup: