m1cr0s0ft gu1d3 t0 teh 1337sp33k omfg!11111!!!~

[primesuspect]

http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/kidtalk.mspx

Yes, this is real. :mullet:

[shwaip]

how long did it take you to type out that title, prime?

[primesuspect]

as fast as I normally type... I am fluent in the vernacular that they refer to in that article ;D

[McBain]

So sad.

[Shorty]

This started a monster email session at work this afternoon ;D

[Jimborae]

How sad :bawling:

[Camman]

my mom doesnt need that page, she routinely says

"0mgz C@m, U R teh l33t @ f1xin6 ^^y ( 0mput4r, U g0ts m4d sk1llz.

[Bone]

omg i laughed for 10 minutes at this one

"pwn": A typo-deliberate version of own, a slang term that means to dominate. This could also be spelled "0\/\/n3d" or "pwn3d," among other variations. Online video game bullies or "griefers" often use this term.

wow.... when i get pwned i cry in the corner of my room and eat icecream and tell my cats thier my best freinds.... i cant beleive that its so redicilous if u go to the page telling u how deal with these "greifers" also known as ALMOST EVERY GAME PLAYER then you should avoid them at all cost. Ive never tohught pwn was offensive.. all the time im like I PWN U and stuff and its just like saying... *sigh* microsoft sucks at helping IMHO

[Clutch]

So sad.


This man speaks the truth.

[Private_Snoball]

:celebrate

Let's all celebrate, Microsoft has thwarted video game bullies everywhere in their attempt to pwn j00.