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gibbonsl
13 Apr 2005, 6:04pm
TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO

HE IS THE MARICOPA ARIZONA COUNTY SHERIFF

AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER.

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THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY:

Sheriff Joe Arpaio (in Arizona) who created the "tent city jail":

He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them.

He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their weights. Cut off all but "G" movies.

He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and city projects.

Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for discrimination.

He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court order that required cable TV for jails. So he hooked up the cable TV again only let in the Disney channel and the weather channel.

When asked why the weather channel he replied, so they will know how hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs.

He cut off coffee since it has zero nutritional value.

When the inmates complained, he told them, "This isn't the Ritz/Carlton. If you don't like it, don't come back."

He bought Newt Gingrich' lecture series on videotape that he pipes into the jails.

When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture series by a Democrat, he replied that a democratic lecture series might explain why a lot of the inmates were in his jails in the first place.



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More on the Arizona Sheriff:

With temperatures being even hotter than usual in Phoenix (116 degrees just set a new record), the Associated Press reports: About 2,000 inmates living in a barbed-wire-surrounded tent encampment at the Maricopa County Jail have been given permission to strip down to their government-issued pink boxer shorts.

On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers were either curled up on their bunk beds or chatted in the tents, which reached 138 degrees inside the week before.

Many were also swathed in wet, pink towels as sweat collected on their chests and dripped down to their pink socks.

"It feels like we are in a furnace," said James Zanzot, an inmate who has lived in the tents for 1 = years. "It's inhumane."

Joe Arpaio, the tough-guy sheriff who created the tent city and long ago started making his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic He said Wednesday that he told all of the inmates: "It's 120 degrees in Iraq and our soldiers are living in tents too, and they have to wear full battle gear, but they didn't commit any crimes, so shut your damned mouths!"

Way to go, Sheriff! Maybe if all prisons were like this one there would be a lot less crime and/or repeat offenders. Criminals should be punished for their crimes - not live in luxury until it's time for their parole, only to go out and commit another crime so they can get back in to live on taxpayers money and enjoy things taxpayers can't afford to have for themselves.

If you agree, pass this on. If not, just delete it.

Sheriff Joe was just reelected Sheriff in Maricopa County, Arizona

Justin
13 Apr 2005, 6:36pm
Word.

RADA
15 Apr 2005, 1:57am
Sheriff Joe is one of local heros. Love 'em. Go Joe! :thumbsup:

RWB
15 Apr 2005, 3:30am
Part of me likes him, but another part of me thinks he's a crazy old goon who deserves to live in his own prison for a while.

Gargoyle
15 Apr 2005, 5:23am
I think in theory, his prison is a good idea. Hard to say if he goes too far when we're not looking, though.

bikerboy
18 Apr 2005, 12:58pm
I totally agree with him. There is a prison not far from where i live and it has a 3 story gym. It has more cool stuff in inside than a fancy hotel does. It just doesn't seem right that when you go to prison you should get all kinds of luxurious stuff. This guy gives the prisoners what they deserve.

bikerboy

muddocktor
18 Apr 2005, 1:14pm
I respect the ideas this sheriff has implemented a lot and I think this needs to be implemented more across the US. After all, if prison time is not fun to serve, then I bet the criminals will actually think twice before doing something that will end them back in crazy Sheriff Joe's hands again. I know that if I was criminal from his neck of the woods, I would move on down the road to somewhere's else so I wouldn't have to live like that. ;D ;D

GHoosdum
18 Apr 2005, 2:53pm
I remember Sheriff Joe from when I lived in Tempe. The ACLU was always bitching about the things he did. I think people voluntarily give up most of their rights when they committ the crimes that put them in prison. Way to go, Sheriff Joe!

KingFish
18 Apr 2005, 2:56pm
A bit old, but always good. We need more Sheriff Joe's around here.

Nomad
18 Apr 2005, 9:49pm
I think they should just make the showers shoot electricity into people.

Crazy Joe
19 Apr 2005, 8:00am
We need more Sheriff Joe's around here.

I could be Sheriff Joe!!!