They say that you learn something new everyday...

[Justin]

So what did you learn today?

[CyrixInstead]

I just learned that I didn't learn anything new in this thread, which is what I expected. ;D

~Cyrix

[shwaip]

I reconfirmed the knowledge that I have a complete inability to put sunscreen on.

[entropy]

Today I haven't learned anything. But I just woke up 10 minutes ago.

Yesterday, though, I learned that a lot of my classmates are f*cking idiots. I went to a friend of mine's 16th birthday party. She'd rented out a whole lodge-type-thing at Camp Y-Koda. Lots of people, and a band (some of our friends). Well, one brought vodka. So she and like, 3 other people wandered off. She came back very close to drunk... the others were mostly ok, but they still drank.

I'm sorry, but that's retarded. At her best friend's party. And way under the legal age :shakehead. I mean, when I legally can, I would like to get smashed at least once, just for the experience. But I'm not gonna do it at SIXTEEN. And at my best friend's party no less.

Ugh.

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[Thrax]

Amen, Entropy.

//EDIT:

Today, and like nearly every day for the last two years, I learned that I was a very lucky man.

[TheGr81]

I learned Friday that my classmates are idiots as well. On the way home from school, ON THE BUS, a guy across from me and one seat back took up a bet from his friends that he wouldn't smoke... that stuff.

He took 3 quick puffs, everyone knew it was him within maybe a minute.

[deicist]

I learned that some people are unable to fathom the difference between Shift and caps-lock no matter how many times you explain that with caps-lock on you still get numbers when you hit the number keys.

Tech support is fun sometimes.

[MiracleManS]

I learned that going to concerts at the Ottobar is...crazy.

[maxanon]

I learned that girls won't take no for an answer.

[bikerboy]

I learned that school is boring a long time ago

bikerboy

[GHoosdum]

I learned that it doesn't matter what your qualifications are; it's impossible to get a well-paying job without luck and a lot of ass-kissing.

[MiracleManS]

I've discovered I'm over-qualified for 90% of jobs at my home after only 2-years of classes.

[Justin]

This morning I learned that 6 burritos, 6 Coronas, and 6 Tequilas are the true sign of Satan.