Tex
18 Apr 2005, 5:10pm
I decided that I needed a few days off and I realized that I ran out of vacation time already. I figured the best way to get the boss to send me home was to act a little crazy. I figured he'd think I was burning out and give me some time off.
I went into work early the other day and began hanging upside down from the ceiling. Just then one of my coworkers (she's blonde)came in and asked me what I was doing.
"Shh," I said, "I'm acting crazy to get a few days off. I'm a light bulb." A second later the boss walked by and asked me what I was doing.
"I'm a light bulb!" I exclaimed. "You're going crazy," he said. "Take a few days off." With that, I jumped down and started walking out.
The blonde started following me and the boss asked where she was going.
"I can't work in the dark," she said.
I went into work early the other day and began hanging upside down from the ceiling. Just then one of my coworkers (she's blonde)came in and asked me what I was doing.
"Shh," I said, "I'm acting crazy to get a few days off. I'm a light bulb." A second later the boss walked by and asked me what I was doing.
"I'm a light bulb!" I exclaimed. "You're going crazy," he said. "Take a few days off." With that, I jumped down and started walking out.
The blonde started following me and the boss asked where she was going.
"I can't work in the dark," she said.