RWB
21 Apr 2005, 4:23am
Even though this was a painful story I am still regretfully feeling hours later, I wish someone had a DV Cam handy.
We were playing catch so he coudl get some practice in for baseball. The boys got some neat toys I never had of course. We got this net like thing on the side of our house, you throw the ball at it and it comes back to you, throw it towards the bottom and it makes a pop fly, throw it towards the top and it gives a grounder, pretty neat and very fun for passing time.
The neighbors dog gets out ALL the time, it's no longer worth it to try to keep it from going through some hole in their fence, walk through our backyard(our much bigger dog does nothing, but then the dumbs**t wouldn't even do anything to someone trying to kill us either, worthless.) So everytime they bring the dog back, it gets loose again. We've covered the hole and everything, but it finds some way of getting out somewhere else in THEIR yard and comes to the side of our house to sleep. Same exact spot everytime too, I mean by the INCH if you measured it I bet.
Enough about the dog.
Anyways, the dog got out :D and when the neighbors found her I called time out on tossing the ball as to keep it from flying back and hitting one of the girls in the head or something, I would never hear the end of it. But I assure you I will anyways despite my best and most painful efforts.
I was walking around the net coming up to the front of it, when my whole universe when black. :eek:Now I don't recall much more than pain, I didn't see nothing couldn't hear much either. I dunno, it may have been the excruciating pain, or that my face was planted in the dirt and I was yelping in agony but I had no idea where I was or what anyone was saying to me.
Nothing made sence, all I knew for sure was that my mid section was pulsating as if electric energy were being injected into my balls and I was not in a good mood. That blasted boy MISSED the net and the baseball flew into my groin... why? Becuase he wanted to throw it hard so it would fly high in the air.... this 7 year old is one of the best in his league and I got a good taste of his pitching arm today.
When I was able to see again I saw my nieghbors leaving, I could tell they were chuckling and would of course tell everyone, their brother and a good bud of mine was standing off near the side walk. The last time my other brother(now 20yrs) decided to hit me in the balls(but purposely) with a golf club, I didn't fall, I went after his ass with his now broken club trying to beat him with it. That's a good gauge of how much pain I was feeling.
I couldn't stand upright for maybe an hour, and I can still feel pain throughout the whole left side of my body like an aura emminating from my left testicle outwards only effecting that side of my body. In my elbow for crying out loud, WTF!?
Pain.... emmence pain. I'd rather be sick again like last week tossing up everything I just ate all day than to go through that again! So I hope you enjoyed my grand tale of why I'll never have kids :Pwned:
We were playing catch so he coudl get some practice in for baseball. The boys got some neat toys I never had of course. We got this net like thing on the side of our house, you throw the ball at it and it comes back to you, throw it towards the bottom and it makes a pop fly, throw it towards the top and it gives a grounder, pretty neat and very fun for passing time.
The neighbors dog gets out ALL the time, it's no longer worth it to try to keep it from going through some hole in their fence, walk through our backyard(our much bigger dog does nothing, but then the dumbs**t wouldn't even do anything to someone trying to kill us either, worthless.) So everytime they bring the dog back, it gets loose again. We've covered the hole and everything, but it finds some way of getting out somewhere else in THEIR yard and comes to the side of our house to sleep. Same exact spot everytime too, I mean by the INCH if you measured it I bet.
Enough about the dog.
Anyways, the dog got out :D and when the neighbors found her I called time out on tossing the ball as to keep it from flying back and hitting one of the girls in the head or something, I would never hear the end of it. But I assure you I will anyways despite my best and most painful efforts.
I was walking around the net coming up to the front of it, when my whole universe when black. :eek:Now I don't recall much more than pain, I didn't see nothing couldn't hear much either. I dunno, it may have been the excruciating pain, or that my face was planted in the dirt and I was yelping in agony but I had no idea where I was or what anyone was saying to me.
Nothing made sence, all I knew for sure was that my mid section was pulsating as if electric energy were being injected into my balls and I was not in a good mood. That blasted boy MISSED the net and the baseball flew into my groin... why? Becuase he wanted to throw it hard so it would fly high in the air.... this 7 year old is one of the best in his league and I got a good taste of his pitching arm today.
When I was able to see again I saw my nieghbors leaving, I could tell they were chuckling and would of course tell everyone, their brother and a good bud of mine was standing off near the side walk. The last time my other brother(now 20yrs) decided to hit me in the balls(but purposely) with a golf club, I didn't fall, I went after his ass with his now broken club trying to beat him with it. That's a good gauge of how much pain I was feeling.
I couldn't stand upright for maybe an hour, and I can still feel pain throughout the whole left side of my body like an aura emminating from my left testicle outwards only effecting that side of my body. In my elbow for crying out loud, WTF!?
Pain.... emmence pain. I'd rather be sick again like last week tossing up everything I just ate all day than to go through that again! So I hope you enjoyed my grand tale of why I'll never have kids :Pwned: