Kwitko
3 May 2005, 7:58pm
The votes are in and have been tabulated. A host has been chosen. This person has been a longstanding and valuable member of our team.
Please bear in mind that for those of you who did not win, there are many machines still to be handed out. Parts keep pouring in and machines are being assembled and tested. Some of these future rigs are outstanding pieces of machinery. At least 2 more rigs will be handed out in the next few months, perhaps even 3.
Now, on with the announcement. I'm sure you're all on the edges of your seats. Yes? Good. Let's begin the torture...
Drum roll please...
And maybe a paradiddle in there for good measure...
Perhaps a rimshot or two?
Wow, this is getting exciting!!
Can you feel it?
The winner is...
Wait!! Stop!! Before I continue on, there's something I need to get off my chest. Sorry, it's just that these announcements seem to go on forever, and it's just darn cruel. I promise that if I do this again, I won't make it all drawn out like this. You have my word. Really. It's just too cruel. Anyway, let's continue on, shall we?
So, yeah, uh, where were we? Oh yeah, the winner, the new host of SM25 is...
And congrats to him...
It's...
The man of the hour...
A good friend of mine...
His name is...
Uh, damn, I stretched this out for so long I forgot who won!! Sorry guys.
Please bear in mind that for those of you who did not win, there are many machines still to be handed out. Parts keep pouring in and machines are being assembled and tested. Some of these future rigs are outstanding pieces of machinery. At least 2 more rigs will be handed out in the next few months, perhaps even 3.
Now, on with the announcement. I'm sure you're all on the edges of your seats. Yes? Good. Let's begin the torture...
Drum roll please...
And maybe a paradiddle in there for good measure...
Perhaps a rimshot or two?
Wow, this is getting exciting!!
Can you feel it?
The winner is...
Wait!! Stop!! Before I continue on, there's something I need to get off my chest. Sorry, it's just that these announcements seem to go on forever, and it's just darn cruel. I promise that if I do this again, I won't make it all drawn out like this. You have my word. Really. It's just too cruel. Anyway, let's continue on, shall we?
So, yeah, uh, where were we? Oh yeah, the winner, the new host of SM25 is...
And congrats to him...
It's...
The man of the hour...
A good friend of mine...
His name is...
Uh, damn, I stretched this out for so long I forgot who won!! Sorry guys.