Relieving stress in class

[Geeky1]

1. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.
2. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the professor says no, rip the pages out of your textbook.
3. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY". (At Least for the Male profs.)
4. Address the professor as "your excellency".
5. When the professor turns on his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH! MY EYES!"
6. Relive your Junior High days by leaving chalk stuffed in the chalkboard erasers.
7. Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the professor if he's been drinking.
8. Correct the professor at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even it's Smith. Claim that the i is silent.
9. Sit in the front row reading the professor's graduate thesis and snickering.
10. Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask, "Vet ozzle haffen dee henvay?" Become agitated when the professor can't understand you.
11. Wink at the professor every few minutes. (Hey you might even get a date if he/she is cute.)
12. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room.
13. Start a "wave" in a large lecture hall.

[qparadox]

On the permanent marker one,

we have stupid overhead projectors that many profs use and one of my Calc profs accidentally used a permanent marker. It would have been fine except he ran the plastic roll out so he decided just to write on the glass. The class laughed for a long while when he went to erase it and realized he couldn't. That projector has a blusish-purple tinge to it to this day (6 months later).

[a2jfreak]

If you want to remove permanent marker from a dry-erase board (and it's worth a try on the overhead projector too) just go over it with a dry-erase marker! :D Make sure you cover it thoroughly and you might need to do it two or three times to remove enough of the permanent ink so that it's not really seen anymore.

[Armo]

12. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room


LOL nice 1

[Geeky1]

/me kicks thread

I've gotta try these at some point...

[Bone]

mmm there is alot of like errr drug dealers /users in my school so its always fun if your talking ro something in class and teacher ask u to stop talking or what your talking about that is so important i always say im trying sell him drugs.. usually gets some kind of reaction out of them. also on any information sheets we have fill out if it ask for like medical info or something that i dont have i usually make words up or like draw little stick people having wars.. *sigh* i have no life

[shwaip]

I just touch myself.

[GHoosdum]

I would always relieve stress in class by posting on Short-Media or playing GTA2.

[Camman]

12. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room.


;D ;D

this one is awesome, makes me want to try it in class

[Bone]

ive done it before when im sitting up at front like to side cause thats where teachers start handing sutff that goes around but ill do like 20 in a row ill be like put ur name on this one, put ur bday on this one, put ur phone nyumber on this one, one time i passed it around adn got everyones phonenumber adn when it got passed back to me to "give to teacher" i put it in backpack went home and had some good prank calls. i wish i still had em but i forgot save em when i formateed i think my freind still has my walmart call. ill put that up on my site once hes online and he gives it to me.

[Jengo]

haha, i gotta try that stuff chalk in the erasers bit. it sounds hilarious

[Geeky1]

you've gotta get on aim is what you've gotta do... :shakehead

[Cyclonite]

ive done it before when im sitting up at front like to side cause thats where teachers start handing sutff that goes around but ill do like 20 in a row ill be like put ur name on this one, put ur bday on this one, put ur phone nyumber on this one, one time i passed it around adn got everyones phonenumber adn when it got passed back to me to "give to teacher" i put it in backpack went home and had some good prank calls. i wish i still had em but i forgot save em when i formateed i think my freind still has my walmart call. ill put that up on my site once hes online and he gives it to me.

Punctuation, man! Ow, my head... :eek3: