Geeky1

[Thrax]

And we thought Bart was bad. Eegad man. ;D

[Kwitko]

Okay, we need an official joke thread. Geeky, all these posts are clogging up the Recent Thread list!

[Geeky1]

Apparently. Sorry guys... I was trying to keep individual posts short so they would be easier to read (since ppl complained about one thread...) so... yea. Sorry... don't kill me. Pleeeease? :sad2: :respect: :)

[Clutch]

Jesus Christ Geeky, so much for anyone wanting to post something in the pub, its on the second page now, hehe we will let you slide this one time though :)

[Geeky1]

Oh well... I suppose if nothing else, I can go down as the first person in history to clog www.short-media.com/forum with new threads :rolleyes: ;D

[Spinner]

Go out and have a drink or something mate, it sounds like you have way too much time on your hands. Saying that though, I did just post 12 new threads in the news forum, but I don't suppose that counts does it?!

I never thought I'd say this to a member, but for god sake man, sign out for a couple of hours. Your I.P will be starting to go stagnant.;)

I did like the threads you posted though, very amusing.:thumbsup:

[Geeky1]

out...? what is this "out" you speak of? I will admit- I have WAY too much time on my hands, and I've run out of computers to take screwdrivers to ;D

[Lincoln]

omg... a little more discrimination is what you choose to post, perhaps? ;D

[Preacher]

Geeky1 said
out...? what is this "out" you speak of? I will admit- I have WAY too much time on my hands, and I've run out of computers to take screwdrivers to ;D

Put the keyboard down, walk out your front door, go explore the outdoors, talk to a member of the opposite sex, etc....

[Shorty]

I think we need a new forum :eek:

We have notable milestones..

We need notable Geeky1

;D

[Geeky1]

Shorty:
I must say I'm flattered. I'm finally getting the kind of recognition my genius deserves! ;D

Preacher:
Actually, the laptop is sitting on my desk- I'm not holding the keyboard right now :p

I spend more time walking from the house to the car in the morning than I do outside of my own free will on most days. Outside bad. Inside good.

Outside there's:
Bugs
Weather
Sun
Pollen
Dirt
People
No internet (well discounting taking my laptop into the back yard anyhow...)

Inside, theres:
Internet
Computers
Internet
Food
Computers
Bed
Internet
Controlled climate
Food
TV
Bed
Internet
few-to-no people, especially CHILDREN (call me anti-social if you must, but if they can walk and talk and are under the age of 11 or 12, I want nothing to do with them)

And as for a member of the opposite sex...

I'm relatively good friends (that is, I talk to her sometimes, but don't have her phone number and haven't IMed her since the end of school since she hasn't been on much) with this one girl who is easily one of the 5 most intelligent people I know. On top of that (or maybe because of it...) she can carry on an intelligent conversation about anything, guaranteed. If you know the subject, that's not that difficult, but she does what few people are willing to do- ask questions. Last year, she had like the 3rd highest grade in my english/history class. She's also pretty-much-universally accepted as the most attractive girl in the class...

Are you seeing a catch coming yet? If you're not, I'll point out: there's a catch coming. The catch? She's got a boyfriend (and it's not me) :bawling:

So, for right now, in terms of having a girlfriend, I have basically zero options, because all of the other intelligent girls/young ladies I know are just plain ooogly.

[Spinner]

Geeky1 said
Shorty:
So, for right now, in terms of having a girlfriend, I have basically zero options, because all of the other intelligent girls/young ladies I know are just plain ooogly.

Brown.... Paper.... Bag.

'nough said.

[Preacher]

Dude,
I was just tossing a little friendly smack. Although I must say, you're much more moral and upstanding than I am. I always dated based on a physical attraction and let the whole intelligence and emotional sides just kinda fall into place. Luckily, I managed to find a woman who's a much better person than I am.

[Geeky1]

Spinner:
If I didn't know what was under said bag, that might work... but basically, given the choice of any of the girls in my class that don't have boyfriends and my 2-year-old, drooling, pudgy, dog-breath equipped female Boston Terrier, I'd rather spend time with the dog... call me picky if you must, but if they're not at least relatively intelligent and attractive, I'm not interested...

Preacher:
No problem. I wasn't upset- it's just so damn difficult to convey emotions without using smilies that I missed that one. So I went ahead and treated it like a statement and justified my position :D

That being said, it's not so much morality as it is that I can only put up with airheads for so long... ;D