Computer Women

[Mt_Goat]

Which Type Of Woman do you like ?

a.. HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything you say and do, FOREVER. !!!

c.. WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do anything right, but you can't live without her.

d.. EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for only four of your basic needs.

e.. SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing functional, but at least she is exciting, colourful, and lots of fun!

f.. INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access and hard to keep running .!!!

g.. SERVER Woman: Claims to be available to you, but Always busy when you need her.

h.. MULTIMEDIA Woman: She has a way of making horrible things look very beautiful.

i.. CD-ROM Woman: She always has you on the move, going faster and faster.!!!

j.. E-MAIL Woman: Out of Every ten things she says, eight are plain nonsense.

k.. VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are least expecting her, she shows up, installs herself, and starts gobbling up all your resources. If you try to uninstall her, you will lose almost every thing. If you don't try to uninstall her, you will still have nothing.

[BLuKnight]

That's hilarious. Great post. :)

[primesuspect]

Ummm. what was "b" ??

[edcentric]

prime, you don't want to know.
I'll file this one away, it is the type of thing to save and share with a daughters boyfriend.

[Dexter]

Well, in the absence of a (b), I say we start suggesting our own, and add to the list. Here's mine:

(b) Database woman - stores vast amounts of information, down to the very minute details, but will only share it with you if you figure out how to query her properly.


(Any of you married gentleman should be able to truly appreciate that... :doh: )

Dexter...

[Trinity]

*Trinity waits for shorty's reply ;D

[primesuspect]

And I suppose that avatar is you, missus Missus? ;)

[Trinity]

But of course Mr prime....that's me in my special mission attire ;D

[Templar]

So how's MI6? :)

[Shorty]

I only have this to say..

It would be unprofessional of me to comment on any of these matters at this time.

kthx :cool:

[Trinity]

So how's MI6?

Don't know, but the M6 is a nitemare in rush hour ;D

Oh I think you should comment shorty :p :nudge:

[shwaip]

Trinity said
:nudge:

I would have thought Shorty would be doing the poking :)

[Mt_Goat]

Damn, how did I miss that! :banghead:

My suggestion for "b" would be Floppy drive Woman: simple easy to get along with but has a very limited capacity. :eek2:

[Geeky1]

mtgoat- you forgot slow. she'd have to be slow.

BTW... what's the difference between a woman and a computer?

The computer will accept a 3.5" floppy. ;D

[Mt_Goat]

Ok I'm really not quite with it am I?

"b" would be Floppy drive Woman: simple, fairly reliable, easy to get along with but has a very limited capacity, extremely slow and can't teach ANY new tricks. ;)

[FAH_WW]

:D I reckonz Shorty got away shot-free so far.... ROFL Try harder Trinity ;) lol