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bothered
22 Jun 2005, 7:21pm
NAIROBI (Reuters) - A 73-year-old Kenyan grandfather reached into the mouth of an attacking leopard and tore out its tongue to kill it, authorities said on Wednesday.

Peasant farmer Daniel M'Mburugu was tending to his potato and bean crops in a rural area near Mount Kenya when the leopard charged out of the long grass and leapt on him.

M'Mburugu had a machete in one hand but dropped that to thrust his fist down the leopard's mouth. He gradually managed to pull out the animal's tongue, leaving it in its death-throes.

primesuspect
22 Jun 2005, 7:24pm
:eek3:

TheBaron
22 Jun 2005, 7:24pm
jesus

that guy rewrites the definition of hardcore

Nomad
22 Jun 2005, 7:39pm
No.

topherice
22 Jun 2005, 7:46pm
Holy **** Batman. IF this is true...This guy pwns. :Pwned:

CB
22 Jun 2005, 7:48pm
No? No what?

QCH
22 Jun 2005, 7:54pm
leopardtoungesinabucket ;D

Cyclonite
22 Jun 2005, 8:00pm
Ewww... Wtf! Where are the smilies! I don't have any smilies on the right.

Nomad
22 Jun 2005, 8:50pm
No? No what?

Just no.

entropy
22 Jun 2005, 8:58pm
Haha, but he'll have a wicked story to tell his grandkids.

"Hey guys, grandpa's got a story for ya. Well the other day a leopard came and attacked grandpa! Now, I didn't have time to go get a gun, and it might not've been powerful enough anyway. I figured, 'A machete? Against a leopard? Please,' so I threw that down. Instead, I reached in his mouth and pulled out his tongue. Wanna bet? It's right he-BLAAARGGHHH *throws it in their faces*"

Yeah. Too much time...

Lincoln
23 Jun 2005, 12:08am
Balls of steel.

RWB
23 Jun 2005, 12:16am
jesus

that guy rewrites the definition of hardcore


Took the words right outta my mouth ;D

Camman
23 Jun 2005, 12:36am
Just no.

Wrong.

hope Reuters is reputable enough for you

http://today.reuters.co.uk/News/newsArticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2005-06-22T130950Z_01_SPI247359_RTRIDST_0_OUKOE-ODD-KENYA-LEOPARD.XML

Nomad
23 Jun 2005, 3:32am
*Sighs* No one understands that.

:(

sfleuriet
23 Jun 2005, 5:27am
eh... i doubt thats true. probably some myth that runs in their little tribe out in the wilderness of Kenya :bs:

profdlp
25 Jun 2005, 5:16pm
leopardtoungesinabucket ;D ;D ;D

entropy
25 Jun 2005, 6:48pm
*Sighs* No one understands that.

:(

You meant it as, "Wow, that's just effed up..." right?

Nomad
25 Jun 2005, 8:07pm
You meant it as, "Wow, that's just effed up..." right?

Bingo. This dude is hardcore

Thrax
25 Jun 2005, 9:19pm
I think I'm the only one on this entire forum that gets Nomad's humour.

dragonV8
26 Jun 2005, 3:51pm
I think I'm the only one on this entire forum that gets Nomad's humour.

Yes, and your the only one with 16 years of 24/7 exposure to learn it. ;D

That must have been one hell of an adrenalin rush for the ol' guy. :eek: