Tex
8 Aug 2005, 12:59pm
Arkansas Special Forces being sent to Iraq
The latest ploy to defeat the Iraqi insurgents is to send in a team of Arkansas Special Forces: Billy Bob, Billy Joe, Billy Ray, Bubba, Boo Boo, Scooter, Slick, Bucky and Cooter are being sent in with their 1968
Ford four wheel drive pickup trucks.
They will be given only the following information about the enemy:
1. There is no limit.
2. The season opened last weekend.
3. They taste like chicken.
4. They don't like women, beer, pickup trucks, country music, or Jesus.
5. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death.
It should be over in about a week.
The latest ploy to defeat the Iraqi insurgents is to send in a team of Arkansas Special Forces: Billy Bob, Billy Joe, Billy Ray, Bubba, Boo Boo, Scooter, Slick, Bucky and Cooter are being sent in with their 1968
Ford four wheel drive pickup trucks.
They will be given only the following information about the enemy:
1. There is no limit.
2. The season opened last weekend.
3. They taste like chicken.
4. They don't like women, beer, pickup trucks, country music, or Jesus.
5. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death.
It should be over in about a week.