Guess the Forum Member [Archive]

-tk

15 Aug 2005, 8:14pm

Lets have a little poll shall we?

There is a certain member of our community that has recently committed a grievous error, to wit, eating 5 donuts in a row, and then proceeding to an all you can eat buffet directly after. At the buffet, said forum member further stuffed him/herself and then vomited quite profusely after returning from the buffet.

So.. Who would you put your money on?

Jengo

15 Aug 2005, 8:19pm

lmao! dude, thats gotta suck, haha.

;D ;)

Kwitko

15 Aug 2005, 8:39pm

TheSMJ. Definitely.

profdlp

15 Aug 2005, 9:25pm

TheSMJ. Definitely.
He got my vote. Though the real question might be how much he had to drink as well. :cool:

-tk

15 Aug 2005, 9:35pm

although I won't reveal who it was yet, i can assure you there was no alcohol involved.

Shorty

15 Aug 2005, 10:02pm

TheSMJ. Definitely.
What he said.. ;D

RWB

15 Aug 2005, 11:32pm

danball1976

16 Aug 2005, 2:05am

I chose GeneralKeebler

Armo

16 Aug 2005, 2:20am

so did i.

profdlp

16 Aug 2005, 2:23am

I don't think Keebler could eat fast enough to make himself puke.

Hell, it took him three hours just to flash a BIOS... ;D

pseudonym

16 Aug 2005, 3:01am

Gotta be TheSMJ.

Jengo

16 Aug 2005, 5:44am

so when do we get the answer?

I wanna make fun of IT

:D ;)

TheSmJ

16 Aug 2005, 9:39am

I just love how everyone automaticly assumes it's me. :rolleyes: :o

Kwitko

16 Aug 2005, 11:58am

Hey, don't feel so bad. If the poll was, "This forum member at 5 doughnuts, then went to an all-you-can-eat buffet, had 4 fried chickens, 3 lobsters, and a Diet Coke," everyone would go:

"Kwitko"
"Yep, it was Kwitko."
"I'm betting it was Kwitko."

dragonV8

16 Aug 2005, 12:15pm

Smj :)

muddocktor

16 Aug 2005, 2:45pm

I chose Thrax just for sh**s and giggles. :D

mmonnin

16 Aug 2005, 2:46pm

I guessed Dave as well.

sfleuriet

16 Aug 2005, 3:02pm

smj just cuz its what everyone else was picking :p

Clutch

16 Aug 2005, 3:03pm

It has to be TheSMJ, got to be.

Buddy J

16 Aug 2005, 3:42pm

GHoosdum. Eh, it's possible and he hasn't had any votes yet.

GHoosdum

16 Aug 2005, 4:17pm

Hehe. I voted TheSMJ as well. ;)

Nightwolf

16 Aug 2005, 5:15pm

-tk, wanna tell us who did it yet?

sfleuriet

16 Aug 2005, 5:56pm

yeah I'm ready to hear who it was ;D

btw, what kind of donuts were they?

Lincoln

16 Aug 2005, 6:16pm

No one who voted for me has the balls to say so :shakehead

:p

GHoosdum

16 Aug 2005, 6:19pm

No one who voted for me has the balls to say so :shakehead

:p

But anyone can find out... ;)

Zanthian

16 Aug 2005, 6:28pm

No one who voted for me has the balls to say so :shakehead

:p

I voted for your pukage... :hrm:

profdlp

16 Aug 2005, 6:40pm

No one who voted for me has the balls to say so :shakehead

:p
See posts #8 & #9. :cool:

Jengo

16 Aug 2005, 10:06pm

keeby i have balls to tell you!

i love you!

Lincoln

16 Aug 2005, 10:53pm

;D

I can't read. :o

-tk

16 Aug 2005, 11:23pm

..wow an overwhelming number of votes for TheSMJ, and you're all right too!

I'm sure he'll fill you in on the details....

Lincoln

16 Aug 2005, 11:31pm

Vinidicated! ;D

I just love how everyone automaticly assumes it's me. :rolleyes: :o
Indeed. To assume makes an ass out of... uh... well I guess they were right though, weren't they? :D

profdlp

17 Aug 2005, 12:22am

Vinidicated! ;D
What he said! ;D

Sorry, Dave. You were probably coming down with the flu or something...

...in August? ;D

muddocktor

17 Aug 2005, 12:35am

Maybe he's getting bulimic on us. :eek: ;D ;D

TheSmJ

17 Aug 2005, 5:03pm

After eating the donuts and giving in to Thom's wining about this all ou can eat Indian buffet, I came back feeling kind of sick (I blame Brian). I decided to purge my guts so I wouldn't have to deal with the feeling for the remainder of the time I'd be at work.

Why did I eat 5 donuts? Well I went to the Dunkin Donuts place town the road to get one or two. Due to the cheap price of a half dozen, I bought them thinking Thom and Brian will want some as well.

When I got back to the office, Thom didn't want any, and Brian wasn't there yet. I ate a couple of the donuts I had.

Now, I bought 6 different kinds of donuts. Each one of them I had intended to try eventually. I guess my curiosity got the better of me, and I did manage to try 5 of the 6 I had, after giving Brian the one he wanted once he got to the office.

That was a learning experience I wont soon forget.

17 Aug 2005, 6:05pm

Maybe he's getting bulimic on us. :eek: ;D ;D

He can read minds?!

GHoosdum

17 Aug 2005, 6:07pm

He can read minds?!

What? :scratch:

sfleuriet

17 Aug 2005, 9:43pm

haha i think thats a movie quote

primesuspect

17 Aug 2005, 9:55pm

It's from one of the greatest, most underappreciated movies of all time.

profdlp

17 Aug 2005, 9:56pm

It's from one of the greatest, most underappreciated movies of all time.
Which is?

primesuspect

17 Aug 2005, 11:50pm

Zoolander!

kanezfan

18 Aug 2005, 2:06pm

I guess we won't be seeing you take on kobayashi anytime soon then?

profdlp

18 Aug 2005, 11:08pm

Indian food is overrated. I liked the buffalo steaks well enough, but the prairie dog appetizer and cactus salad left something to be desired.

Ah, well. Nothing that a little Texas Pete (http://www.texaspete.com/) couldn't cure. :mullet:

Jengo

19 Aug 2005, 12:04am

Inian food? As in india the country or as indian the native americans?

cause india food? dunno what they eat... and if it would be any good....

Native american food? what do they eat as well?

lol...

primesuspect

19 Aug 2005, 12:12am

Prof is being his usual "jovial" self :wtf:

Indian food as in India the country. It is probably the best cuisine on earth, since the culture has had like, i dunno, 8000 years to perfect it :rockon:

profdlp

19 Aug 2005, 12:31am

Prof is being his usual "jovial" self :wtf:
No I'm not. My mood might best be described as surly. :mad:

I'm too lazy look up the correct spelling (which varies from menu to menu anyway), but give me a plate of that baba-genush, along with the best yogurt you'll ever taste (which defies the name "yogurt", by the way), and bread worth killing for, then I am a happy man. TheSmJ, you need to have a long talk with your guts - they are not doing you any favors... :rolleyes:

On a brighter note, I might just get away to Cafe Tandoor tonight. :cool:

primesuspect

19 Aug 2005, 12:38am

Baba Ghanouj is middle eastern :confused:

But yes, indians are right up there with the lebanese as far as the otherworldly goodness of the Yoghurt. Some of their family yoghurt cultures go back hundreds of years.

dammit now I'm hungry again.

THIS IS WHY I'M FAT, PEOPLE

profdlp

19 Aug 2005, 1:02am

You can't even spell yogert (sic) right and you are trying to tell me that Bubby Galoshes is from Kentucky? (middle east, eh?)

...Google suggest he's right, Prof...

Lord, I've eaten more food than you'll ever see. And you call yourself a fat guy... :shakehead

Black Hawk

19 Aug 2005, 2:57am

Prof is being his usual "jovial" self :wtf:

Indian food as in India the country. It is probably the best cuisine on earth, since the culture has had like, i dunno, 8000 years to perfect it :rockon:
Yet it only took like 8mins for it to reak havoc on my stomach to last time I ate it. Evil stuff I tell ya. :shakehead ;D

profdlp

19 Aug 2005, 3:16am

Yet it only took like 8mins for it to reak havoc on my stomach to last time I ate it. Evil stuff I tell ya. :shakehead ;D
This raises an interesting question: How many of you time your food from mouth-to-bowels?

Dietary Science awaits your response. :eek:

:vimp:

19 Aug 2005, 3:35am

How many of you measure your stool ratios?

GHoosdum

19 Aug 2005, 2:13pm

This raises an interesting question: How many of you time your food from mouth-to-bowels?

18 hours for me. If I ever get colon cancer, I will seriously disown my superregular bowels.

In fact, I can feel the pressure building down there right now. I do believe my 18-hour alarm is going off!

Crazy Joe

19 Aug 2005, 4:45pm

My time is more like about 15 minutes... Of course that's usually the time it takes to expel the food in gaseous form... ;D

-tk

19 Aug 2005, 5:00pm

Leave it to Prof and Team Nexlia to denigrate this thread by turning it into a discussion about regularity. What a bunch of thread crappers....

GHoosdum

19 Aug 2005, 6:03pm

I suppose it's time to merge this with the 'delete me' thread now...

primesuspect

19 Aug 2005, 6:31pm

What a bunch of thread crappers....

i mean, LITERALLY..... :wtf:

GHoosdum

19 Aug 2005, 6:37pm

Hmm... I was just thinking... is superregular even the correct term... perhaps "ultraregular" would be more correct... I think that this is the order of precedence...

Regular
Superregular
Ultraregular
Hyperregular

... kind of like a decimal system of regularity.

Correct me if I'm wrong.

profdlp

19 Aug 2005, 6:54pm

Leave it to Prof and Team Nexlia to denigrate this thread...
And it started on such a high note, too. Gluttony, then spewmius maximus. (Latin for "blowing grits".)

In our defense, I'd have to say that it would have been nearly impossible to maintain the high standard you set with the initial post. :rolleyes: ;D