Dick?

[CB]

I just realised that I have not seen or heard about the Vice President of the United States since 2001.

Is he sick or dead or something?

[primesuspect]

nobody seems to care much. We're all wrapped up in gas prices and the fact that avril lavigne is blond now and wears skirts on stage.

[Lincoln]

avril lavigne is blond now and wears skirts on stage.omfg why wasnt that a cover for Time??? ;[

[CB]

What Avril is Blonde now?! omgwtfbbq!

She ruining her 'girly goth/tomboy' look!

[primesuspect]

see? This was headline news on CNN sunday..... That's why nobody gives a crap about dick ;D

[Lincoln]

This thread is officially about Avril's hair now. Screw Dick.



...I mean... :wtf:

[SpywareShooter]

We could make an interesting discussion by combining Avril Lavigne and Dick in the same paragraphs ;D

[primesuspect]

What a happy couple

[Nightwolf]

Screw Dick.








:shakehead

[Nosferatu]

they should kiss ;D

[RWB]

OMG... this is actually the first time I heard about Avril Lavigne having blonde hair!!!!

WTF! This is exactly the reason why I don't pay attention to the entertainment industry with all it's sex scandals, murders, marriages, divorses, paula abdule screwing that one guy, and stuff like that. It's just too much for me. :bawling:

[profdlp]

Who the heck is April Laverne? :scratch:

[Leonardo]

OMG... this is actually the first time I heard about Avril Lavigne having blonde hair!!!! I believe this may actually the first time I've heard of Avril Lavigne, period. Who is she? What does she do?

[profdlp]

I believe this may actually the first time I've heard of Avril Lavigne...What does she do?
Dyes her hair, I guess.

Beats me, Leonardo. :confused:

[Nightwolf]

Shes a gangsta

[Armo]

she is a HORRID singer, she tries to make punk rock, but what comes out neither sounds like to has the feeling of bands like the dead milkmen, kittie, dropkick murphys, voodoo glowskulls, the decendants, misfits, or ramones.

what you hear is the sound of "its ok to like watered down punk music, lets go to the mall and buy some cute shoes"

i seriously though i could kill her when i saw her wearing a NOFX beanie, if given the chance i belive i might eat her alive, so she can see me doing it.

[primesuspect]

she's HEADLINE NEWS, you old farts! You see, that's what's wrong with america! Nobody cares about what's important anymore! :shakehead

[Armo]

the only head line she will get is the 1 from me eating her alive. it will be broadcasted to everynation, and the masses will cheer

[profdlp]

she's HEADLINE NEWS, you old farts! You see, that's what's wrong with america! Nobody cares about what's important anymore! :shakehead
I just feel so out of touch... :(

[profdlp]

the only head line she will get is the 1 from me eating her alive. it will be broadcasted to everynation, and the masses will cheer
Put it up on PPV and I'll buy a front row seat. :mullet:

[Kwitko]

Would someone kindly explain to me why when Googling for Avril Lavigne, The Rolling Stones' site comes up as the first link? :scratch: Would someone kindly explain to me why I was Googling Avril Lavigne in the first place? :wtf:

[Bud]

she is a HORRID singer, she tries to make punk rock, but what comes out neither sounds like to has the feeling of bands like the dead milkmen, kittie, dropkick murphys, voodoo glowskulls, the decendants, misfits, or ramones.

what you hear is the sound of "its ok to like watered down punk music, lets go to the mall and buy some cute shoes"

i seriously though i could kill her when i saw her wearing a NOFX beanie, if given the chance i belive i might eat her alive, so she can see me doing it.

LOL thats the armo we love. Well look she is with that lissy wussy from sum41 dang pop punk bands. but still :hitit2:

[SpywareShooter]

.

[CB]

I haven't forgotten about the Vice President. You can't make me look away! Is he in hiding? Did he get sick? What is going on?

[Kwitko]

He's alive and well: http://www.whitehouse.gov/vicepresident/

[Nightwolf]

i seriously though i could kill her when i saw her wearing a NOFX beanie, if given the chance i belive i might eat her alive, so she can see me doing it.

You better share....
:wtf:

[Xander]

I don't want any part of her.


give me real musicians. sheesh

[Lincoln]

He's alive and well: http://www.whitehouse.gov/vicepresident/
A muppet.

[Leonardo]

she is a HORRID singer Well, that describes the majority of the pop genre. Take away the mixers, microphones, and synthesizers, and there's just not much there.



she's HEADLINE NEWS Sorry, I don't get my news at the supermarket checkout. :rolleyes:

[primesuspect]

The irony is, if you read my first post in this thread, she was headline news on CNN, leo.

I'm not joking about that. :(

[profdlp]

...Sorry, I don't get my news at the supermarket checkout. :rolleyes:
The irony is, if you read my first post in this thread, she was headline news on CNN...
'nuff said...

[entropy]

I believe this may actually the first time I've heard of Avril Lavigne, period. Who is she? What does she do?
No one important. Nothing important.

Well, that describes the majority of the pop genre. Take away the mixers, microphones, and synthesizers, and there's just not much there.
The best part is when she tried (and convinced oh-so-many) to be punk. But really she just sucked ass. Seriously. And now she's all well-to-do again, surprise surprise.

[bothered]

Well, that describes the majority of the pop genre. Take away the mixers, microphones, and synthesizers, and there's just not much there.
Not like the musicians we had eh? Proper musicians they were, played instruments and everything and could do it live.
PS, who's Dick? Dick who?

[Jengo]

i hate avril, i mean seriously... every music video shes in shes like walking around acting like she wants to cry... its lame.. she walks around trying to act like shes all emotional... what it really is is her throwing a fit cause her daddy didnt let her go with her friends to the mall so they could buy cute ties and act like cute little punk wannabe stars.

[Preacher]

90% of America knows who Avril is while 10% could care less. 10% of America knows who Dick Cheney is while 90% could care (AND KNOW) even less....Scary when foreigners know more about our history and politics than the average American....then again has it ever been any different?

2000s.....Avril Lavigne
1990s.....Janet Jackson
1980s.....Debbie Gibson
1970s.....Dare I say DISCO?
1960s.....Nancy Sinatra

[CB]

I think that you have all joined the apparently vast conspiracy to distract the public from the VPs absence.

The pictures on the web site contain nothing to prove when they were really taken.

[Buddy J]

mmm... Debbie Gibson and Nancy Sinatra

[Clutch]

haha, this thread is so damn funny. :thumbsup: thank you all for the laughs.

[primesuspect]

oh yeah, whatever happned to Debbie Gibson? Didn't she try to make a comeback as "Deb" or something like that? ;D

[QCH]

Debbie Gibson was in Playboy recently, I think. That was her "comeback".....

Dick Who?

[Clutch]

Debbie Gibson was in Playboy recently, I think. That was her "comeback".....

Dick Who?


Now "Debbie Gibson in playboy" will be the most popular googled subject now :thumbsup:


EDIT: Who the hell is Debbie Gibson anyway :scratch:

[CB]

EDIT: Who the hell is Debbie Gibson anyway :scratch:

:

[profdlp]

The Vice Presidency has never had much respect. Maybe a Playboy photo shoot would make a difference. :mullet:

What Vice Presidents (and Others) Say

* "My country has in its wisdom contrived for me the most insignificant office that ever the invention of man contrived or his imagination conceived." - John Adams, vice president 1789-97

* "The second office of this government is honorable and easy; the first is but a splendid misery." - Thomas Jefferson, vice president 1797-1801

* "I do not propose to be buried until I am really dead." - Daniel Webster, U.S. senator 1827-41 and 1845-50, on not accepting a nomination for the vice presidency

* "I would a great deal rather be anything, say professor of history, than vice president." - Theodore Roosevelt, vice president 1901

* "This is a helluva job. I can do only two things here. One of them is to sit up here on this rostrum and listen to you birds talk without the ability to reply. The other is to look at the newspapers every morning to see how the president's health is." - Charles Gates Dawes, vice president 1925-29, to Senator Alben Barkley (later vice president himself, 1949-53)

* "The vice presidency isn't worth a pitcher of warm spit." - John Nance Garner, vice president 1933-41 (and witnesses vow that "spit" was the press's euphemism for another warm liquid)

* "Look at all the vice presidents in history. Where are they? They were about as useful as a cow's fifth teat." - Harry Truman, vice president 1945

* "The President has only 190 million bosses. The Vice President has 190 million and one." - Hubert Humphrey, vice president 1965-69

* "A little over a week ago, I took a rather unusual step for a vice president. . . I said something." - Spiro Agnew, vice president 1969-73

[Dexter]

I believe this may actually the first time I've heard of Avril Lavigne, period. Who is she? What does she do?


Did anyone mention that she is from :canflag: ?

Dexter...

[sfleuriet]

What Avril is Blonde now?! omgwtfbbq!

She ruining her 'girly goth/tomboy' look!
gahhh i hate goth/tomboy looks!!! omg...

the look she has in that pic is so much better. I don't think she is very good looking to begin with, but blonde is better than the punk rock crap

[QCH]

Debbie Gibson was a teen sensation in the mid to late 80's. She was cute, remade a few songs, and was the "next big thing". Then a year or two later, gone....

[Preacher]

There is hope for the world...Debbie Gibson has posed nekkid!...or is that the 8th sign of the Apocalypse? I always get those confused.... :scratch:

[sfleuriet]

yeah I guess you're right. I just did a Google Images for her, and thats pretty much all it is- "nekked". lol

[Clutch]

:


;D glad I didn't have any drink in my mouth, haha

[checkmate]

Debbie Gibson was in Playboy recently
How would you know? :scratch: ;D

[CB]

Q doesn't have to sneak 30 yr. old Playboys from his Grampa's attic anymore... He's old enough to order them for himself, so he get's to see the new ones.

[sfleuriet]

lol 30yr old Playboy is like the typical high school attire today ;D

[Zanthian]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050818/pl_nm/iraq_cheney_dc_1;_ylt=Aokh1CzRTXcBXyiu57KdOmxjKsMA;_ylu=X3oDMTA5bGVna3NhBHNlYwNzc3JlbA--
http://www.timesleader.com/mld/timesleader/news/politics/12456675.htm

[checkmate]

Good pics... ;D

[CB]

When I go to either of those articles, the pics are broken!

Conspiracy! Conspiracy!

[checkmate]

Conspiracy! Conspiracy!
You're just mad because Rakion Closed Beta is almost over... :D

[shwaip]

At least there's avril lavigne in the dick thread, not dick in the avril lavigne...

[fudgam]

Debbie Gibson is hot.