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Nosferatu

11 Oct 2005, 10:42pm

Here is a story I read in one of the local papers at school (Arizona State) this morning:

A male ASU student was arrested at Palo Verde West early Saturday morning and charged with disorderly conduct, criminal damage and being underage with alcohol in his body. The man allegedly caused a disturbance in a lounge in the residence hall. A resident assistant reportedly told police the man was yelling and "would alternate between beating his head against the window in the lounge door while counting out loud, with hitting himself in the head with a baking pan, to throwing the folding tables around the room." The man reportedly said he had drunk four beers and "went crazy" in the lounge because he was angry. The suspect's suitemate reportedly told police the man became upset because someone said Burger King was better than McDonald's. "My dad works at McDonald's," the suspect reportedly said during the disturbance. "McDonald's is better! McDonald's is paying for my education." The suspect was booked into a county jail.

I couldn't help myself but laugh. ;D

sfleuriet

11 Oct 2005, 10:48pm

haha funny - thanks ;D ;D :p

Buddy J

11 Oct 2005, 10:49pm

"with alcahol in his body"
That's an odd wording. It makes it sound like he had a beer bottle up his butt. :D

Clutch

11 Oct 2005, 11:52pm

haha, that is pretty funny. But everyone already knows that BK is way better than McDonalds anyway, someone needs to teach that n00b some facts.

tmh88

12 Oct 2005, 12:27am

"with alcahol in his body"
That's an odd wording. It makes it sound like he had a beer bottle up his butt. :D

HAHA :bigggrin:

12 Oct 2005, 12:51am

haha, that is pretty funny. But everyone already knows that BK is way better than McDonalds anyway, someone needs to teach that n00b some facts.

What!? Are you Freekin' crazy?! AAARRRGGHHHH!!!!

muddocktor

12 Oct 2005, 3:33am

Yeah CB, tell him like it is. At least MacDonald's has real meat on their burgers (not specifying that it's beef, mind you) instead of that processed cardboard that BK uses. And BK's synthoid fry's really, really suck too! :D

tmh88

12 Oct 2005, 3:39am

I'm giong to have to go with clutch on this one guys. Although macdoalds uses "real" meat, i like BK's whopper. i think its processed sawdust and and canned dog food, but none the less it still tastes better in my opinion.

Camman

12 Oct 2005, 3:45am

BK > McDs only place with onion rings and they are delicious

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/burgerking.html

Nightwolf

12 Oct 2005, 3:47am

sfleuriet

12 Oct 2005, 4:02am

BK > McDs only place with onion rings and they are delicious

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/burgerking.html
i love that one lol ;D

Nosferatu

12 Oct 2005, 4:19am

that's it, there is only one way to settle this, everyone get out your baking pans...

Zanthian

12 Oct 2005, 1:06pm

I would have to go with Wendy's being better than both of them, love the 99 cents menu.
But McDonalds > Buger King.

Clutch

12 Oct 2005, 4:20pm

I can never get a hot burger at Wendys, everytime I go there, the burgers are cold. I like BK because I can actually get a hot burger. I agree that Wendys is good, but never ever hot. And that's my story, and I'm sticking to it. ;D

Black Hawk

12 Oct 2005, 6:46pm

I would have to go with Wendy's being better than both of them, love the 99 cents menu.
But McDonalds > Buger King.qft :thumbsup:

Charmed1

12 Oct 2005, 9:10pm

It depends on what your talking about.

McDonald's has the best fries; Burger King has the best sandwiches and Wendy's has the kick a$$ Frosty. :D

Nightwolf

12 Oct 2005, 9:11pm

You know what?!.....Hardees pwns em all..... :thumbsup:

qparadox

12 Oct 2005, 9:26pm

If you can't eat beef then McDonalds >> BK. The McDonalds Chicken Grill is actually quite good.

13 Oct 2005, 12:48pm

No no... You guys aren't getting it. You're supposed to be trying to get your point across by screaming about unrelated things, and banging your head against stuff...

scott

13 Oct 2005, 2:44pm

MacDonald's has real meat on their burgers (not specifying that it's beef, mind you) instead of that processed cardboard that BK uses

Soylent Green :eek:

Scott