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Tex
2 Mar 2006, 4:41pm
There once was a Red Indian whose given name was "Onestone". So named because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many years. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone." Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

What is the moral of this story?????............................





OH, come on...take a guess! .





Think about it







And the moral is...













You CAN'T kill two birds with one stone!!

RWB
2 Mar 2006, 6:00pm
omg that is just wrong! But ohhh so funny!

dragonV8
2 Mar 2006, 6:12pm
That just cracked me up.;D;D;D

Tex
2 Mar 2006, 7:03pm
You guys are sick. I liked the one I posted yesterday titled "what does your father do" better.

Tex

BLuKnight
2 Mar 2006, 11:04pm
That one made me laugh. Thanks.

bikerboy
2 Mar 2006, 11:45pm
haha. i like it tex...i like it a lot!

bikerboy

csimon
3 Mar 2006, 1:05am
LMAO ...let me find that other joke now.

I liked the one I posted yesterday titled "what does your father do" better.

Tex

I give up where is it?

madmat
3 Mar 2006, 1:14am
http://www.short-media.com/forum/showthread.php?t=43077

csimon
3 Mar 2006, 3:32am
http://www.short-media.com/forum/showthread.php?t=43077
omg ...roflmao thanks for the link madmat.

mmonnin
3 Mar 2006, 7:28am
This one is better I think.

Tex
3 Mar 2006, 7:41am
This one is better I think. You must be a Hillary fan. j/k