The Short-Media Lan 2006 Celebrity Red Carpet Photo Shoot (or... "who goan' be dere") [Archive]

primesuspect

21 Mar 2006, 9:36pm

Our first illustrious guest is part of the world famous Team Nexliaahhurrrrrrr

Is he the ringleader or the hired goon? Nobody knows, because this shady organization doesn't give up their secrets.....

Welcome GHOOSDUM to the party! :Rocker:

primesuspect

21 Mar 2006, 9:42pm

Next arrival shows up bearing gifts. He's such a nice guy that he's more concerned that everyone has fun rather than worrying about playing games on his own.

Who is this paragon? This shining good samaritan?

None other than PROFDLP :)

primesuspect

21 Mar 2006, 9:43pm

Bring your squirt guns, get your noogie muscles warmed up, and make sure to bring the beer, cause we're gonna make this guy have a good time whether he likes it or not.

Get ready to put a smile on the face of THRAX :whatever:

primesuspect

21 Mar 2006, 9:45pm

Arriving in a swirl of dry, dusty sand, literally radiating heat from all the sun he's soaked up over the years, comes our resident scholar and digital media guru.... Prepare to meet thy RADA

primesuspect

23 Mar 2006, 4:28pm

Recently having been anointed our resident linux guru, DRASNOR has come to school us all in gaming as well. You may very well leave the LAN this year having decided to switch to linux, if he has his way.

primesuspect

23 Mar 2006, 4:29pm

Provided he doesn't destroy himself on any stray 200 amp electrical panels this year, QCH will be here again to school us with his Battlefield 2 helicopter skills.

primesuspect

26 Mar 2006, 8:24pm

Mondi mondi mondi, mondi mondi mondi MONDI mondi....

Uh... he's SO boring.. But he'll be there anyway. :rolleyes:

primesuspect

27 Mar 2006, 3:10pm

I've never actually SEEN the test tube, but apparently he was created in one..... Yes, we mean TEST_TUBE_TONY...

primesuspect

28 Mar 2006, 8:47pm

"I'm strange..." says CBDROEGE, while setting up a strategy boardgaming table.....

primesuspect

29 Mar 2006, 3:27am

He tries very hard to fix things, but somehow ends up just making it all worse.... so try to avoid having him on your team... MICROMAN has arrived...

primesuspect

2 Apr 2006, 10:23pm

Fine... GENERAL KEEBLER counts as a person, so I guess he'll be there :p

primesuspect

4 Apr 2006, 10:13pm

Make sure to keep your children, pets, and significant others away from THESMJ ... he's a bit on the creepy side :sawed:

primesuspect

6 Apr 2006, 7:13pm

You may have known him from a past life as Trekky8472, but now he comes to us as CYCLONITE, the gaming guru of short-media.com.

Now's your chance to say you pwned the gaming guru :rarr:

primesuspect

10 Apr 2006, 7:10pm

The last thing you want to hear while gaming is CHECKMATE.... perhaps his name tells you all you need to know.... :ninja:

primesuspect

19 Apr 2006, 5:57pm

Once again the man of many ASCII characters in his name, the man whose name is unpronounceable, the man who has more hairstyles than a Hollywood ingenue: ][V][AGIC has confirmed his attendance

primesuspect

19 Apr 2006, 5:58pm

If there is one drink that is the standard at a LAN party, it's MOUNTAINDEW.... and so far, he has been a standard at every SM LAN party as well

primesuspect

20 Apr 2006, 5:46pm

Possibly the most determined attendee I've ever seen.... This guy decided to raffle off a $300 video card (http://www.short-media.com/forum/showthread.php?t=44885) just to raise the money to fly to Detroit ... :wtf:

SLEDGEHAMMER70 has arrived

primesuspect

22 Apr 2006, 11:57pm

High atop the rocky bluff, watching down on the crowd, sits the tough old MTGOAT. There aren't any mountains in Detroit, but I have a feeling he'll fit in anyway....

primesuspect

24 Apr 2006, 1:35am

He's crazy, we all know that! Another nexlianhurrrrrrrr has arrived - CRAZYJOE is here!

primesuspect

24 Apr 2006, 1:36am

McWho? McWhat? McWhere? McBAIN, that's the one!

primesuspect

24 Apr 2006, 1:38am

The resident neighborhood psycho decided to come see what all the fuss is about.. MWT makes the long trek of one block over to join us for LAN 06!

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24 Apr 2006, 11:43pm

He may be short, he may look sweet and innocent, but watch the flak cannon, my friends.... Watch the flak cannon...... FRESHYP is no slouch with that thing....

primesuspect

24 Apr 2006, 11:44pm

Oh sure, he plays the Sims, and yeah, he plays insaniquarium.... but get into the arena with MASTERBUILDERK and you'll soon find out that he's been practicing Unreal Tournament as well.... :ninja:

primesuspect

28 Apr 2006, 4:30am

Representing the great white north, comes CITRIXMETA. One of the original SM LAN partygoers, he may have missed LAN 05, but he couldn't stay away any longer and the siren song of Detroit finally lured him back....

primesuspect

28 Apr 2006, 5:44am

Another Neighbor-From-The-North, chauffering the other canuck, arrives!

We are please to re-welcome SEPTIMUS to the LAN festivities :D

primesuspect

28 Apr 2006, 4:15pm

Three's a charm - the third Canadian attendee (and arriving in the same turbo NAWS Civic) will be our new friend GODBLESSSOCCER. If you can't read that name, you must be English. And if you're English, allow me to translate: GODBLESSFOOTBALL ;)

primesuspect

29 Apr 2006, 5:38am

Well, he liked SM LAN 05 so much, he decided to return for another round of spanking noobs at strategy games. Welcome back SEWERTROOPR!

primesuspect

5 May 2006, 2:02pm

You may have heard of SHORTY.

He's been around here for a while now. He's coming.

primesuspect

5 May 2006, 2:05pm

In the frosty mountains of the north country, there was a tribe of burly Swedes. As they journeyed 'cross the land, one of them got lost. He found himself in the company of the Norwegians. Now he travels the world in search of something...somewhere.... and maybe he'll find it at LAN 06... Next stop: Detroit, for MACKANZ

primesuspect

7 May 2006, 11:26pm

Like a shadow, he came quickly to SM LAN 04, decimated the ranks in UT2k4, and then silently left, with nary a word said.

Luckily, we were spared his wrath at LAN 05.

This year, we're back in the trenches with SHARKYDART. Hone your skills, my friends. This man means business.

primesuspect

8 May 2006, 6:46pm

A round of applause for another SM LAN alumni - OCOMIK has come again!

primesuspect

11 May 2006, 4:17pm

Roamer, wanderer, NOMAD, vagabond, call him what you will - he'll be at LAN 06. :ninja:

primesuspect

12 May 2006, 5:08am

One of my old buddies from the war, LCBIGRAT, has decided to join me in the trenches once again... The Battlefield 2 trenches, that is....

primesuspect

14 May 2006, 9:43pm

Short Media enters its second generation. First the children of prime, and now the daughter of profdlp, TONKS enters the asylum

primesuspect

15 May 2006, 9:49pm

ShhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhWAIP!

SHWAIP, who does not suck at games, will be there!

primesuspect

17 May 2006, 3:14am

Tonks' fiance, ProfDLP's future son-in-law, NO NAME GAMER has announced his attendance!

Real Username: Husa x2

primesuspect

19 May 2006, 9:21pm

Yet Another Nexlian�, the mighty ZANTHIAN hath come!

primesuspect

19 May 2006, 9:23pm

Though you may consider it evil, there are indeed virtues of anarchy. While some call it a BLACK path, how could a predator like the HAWK survive if not allowed to run wild?

You figure it out.