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Just got :Pwned: by a Cool Ranch Dorito!!!
Peacefully eating my lunch when this tortilla chip with an attitude decided to impale itself in the roof of my mouth!!!! It went in so deep tongue-only extraction was impossible..
Had to reach in and pull the damn thing out!! Mouth was actually bleeding!!
Think I'll have soup for dinner.... don't think my soft palete is up to much else.....:shakehead
This rates right up there with the pizza-cheese mouth burns.....
tmh88
12 May 2006, 09:33pm
im eating harvest cheese sun chips right now
OMG @ TEH PIZZA CHEESE MOUTH BURNZ!
I had that the other night, but I got pwned today from the Pizza I ate yesterday in which the Lactaid pills didn't seem to work very well with... :( I'd take the mouth burns anyday compaired to this.
Clutch
12 May 2006, 09:52pm
Ouch that had to hurt like hell. I hate it when my food turns against me.
Private_Snoball
13 May 2006, 01:28am
I had some sunflower seeds not long ago. I eat the whole thing, no cracking the shells for me. Well I get half a shell lodged directly in front of my 4th tooth back. Left it bleeding for well over 10 minutes.
I have never eaten sunflower seeds since.
Gargoyle
13 May 2006, 04:10am
I used to choke on doritos all the time when I was a kid. I inhaled those things, and almost died from my passion. A death worth dying, I might add.
I used to choke on doritos all the time when I was a kid. I inhaled those things, and almost died from my passion. A death worth dying, I might add.
Dorito's are pretty damned good :ninja:
Dorito's are pretty damned good :ninja:
Yeah, they are little triangles of salty goodness....
tmh88
13 May 2006, 05:27am
how do you think they harvest cheddar?
Gargoyle
13 May 2006, 06:09am
how do you think they harvest cheddar?
It's like potatos, so you have to dig it up. That's why cheese smells funny.
bothered
13 May 2006, 08:49am
Mmmm, curdled mammary excretions.
Cyclonite
13 May 2006, 02:10pm
I sure do enjoy those excretions, though. :hrm:
That's why I stopped eating Captain Crunch. It always attacked the roof of my mouth.
That's why I stopped eating Captain Crunch. It always attacked the roof of my mouth.
Mmmm Capt. Crunch was indeed a cunundrum, to eat or not to eat, this is the question. Should I bask in thy great taste of the berries and forsake my wretched weak mouth?
At least there is always Fruity Pebbles :ninja:
Ugh! Fruity Pebbles are a wasteland of parafin... The flavor is too mishmosh to pick out the distinct artificial fruits, and when your done, your mouth feels like you just swished with turtlewax.
Ugh! Fruity Pebbles are a wasteland of parafin... The flavor is too mishmosh to pick out the distinct artificial fruits, and when your done, your mouth feels like you just swished with turtlewax.
So you like them too huh? :hiding:
Jengo
13 May 2006, 07:32pm
I hate cofee tongue burns, and pizza cheese burns, and all the burns you can think of, anything that burns my tongue i hate it.
I think my tongue is a wussy, it gets burned by everything.
Then i have to sit in sad agony for a few days, not being able to taste food because my tongue is burned and feels wierd... kind of feels like you are eating sand paper.
OMg!!!
:banghead:
Maybe if you eat Fruity Pebbles before something that burns.... hrm.
Think the parafin will protect your mouth?
Thrax
14 May 2006, 02:38am
1. Count Chocula.
2. Sissies.
I was always fond of Reeses Cereal... omg that was some gooo stuf!
Clutch
14 May 2006, 03:24pm
Best cereal
1. Frosted Flakes
2. Add chopped bananas
3. Enjoy
jradmin
15 May 2006, 07:52pm
OMG Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch was the bomb when I was little. I'd eat a couple bowls for breakfast then come home from school and eat a bowl. Not very smart for a kid with ADHD =)
Private_Snoball
23 May 2006, 02:28pm
I was always fond of Reeses Cereal... omg that was some gooo stuf!
I wasn't a fan, then for some reason I couldn't get enough of it. My mom didn't buy sugary cereals for us youngins though so I barely ever had it. Maybe I'll go to the store and pick some up now.
TheSmJ
23 May 2006, 05:57pm
I wasn't a fan, then for some reason I couldn't get enough of it. My mom didn't buy sugary cereals for us youngins though so I barely ever had it. Maybe I'll go to the store and pick some up now.
Your mom too, huh? And here I thought I was the only kid on the planet who grew up w/o sugary cereals.
You like bran a lot, don't you CB...?:grr:
primesuspect
23 May 2006, 06:01pm
I never got sugary cereals either. I remember so badly wanting Cookie Crisp because of all the commercials.... One day I went to my friend's house and he had a box of Cookie Crisp and I start BEGGING him to have a bowl. He thought I was all weird and I ate three bowls of it. It was pure heaven.
Although to be honest, I didn't REALLY like the cookie crisp that much.... But oh, to taste that forbidden fruit.....
Thrax
23 May 2006, 06:01pm
I bet he eats gruel. ;D
Madball
24 May 2006, 04:50am
This thread is good stuff! You all speak such great truths.
I've banished myself from eating Capt. Crunch. Not only from the mouth sores (I thinks its made from recycled glass), but from the fact I can eat five bowls and be starving in an hour.
Anybody ever had Grapenuts and pour yourself a bowl full and realize halfway through why they come in such small boxes. It's like they turn to lead pellets after you swollow them.
Oh yes. One should only eat very small amounts of Grape Nuts.
You like bran a lot, don't you CB...?:grr:
Hmm... I like Rasin Bran, but I like it for the rasin part, not the bran part. Why do you ask?
Zuntar
24 May 2006, 02:27pm
Ugh! Fruity Pebbles are a wasteland of parafin... The flavor is too mishmosh to pick out the distinct artificial fruits, and when your done, your mouth feels like you just swished with turtlewax.
...................Anybody ever had Grapenuts and pour yourself a bowl full and relaize halfway through why they come in suck small boxes. It's like they turn to lead pellets after you swollow them.
OMFG....LOL.....ROFL ;D
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