English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator [Archive]

Keebler

10 Oct 2003, 01:08am

I'm always afraid to post stuff like this, because it generally turns out I was the last person on the face of the planet to find it... but anyway I thought I'd share this at least with those who are out to lunch like me :p

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html

pseudonym

10 Oct 2003, 02:01am

IMM ALWAYS AFRADE 2 POST STUF LIEK THIS B/C IT G3NERALY TURNS OUT I WAS DA LAST PERSON ON DA FAEC OF DA PLAENT 2 FIND IT.1111!11!1!!!!!11!11 WTF LOL BUT ANYWAY I THOUGHT ID R THIS AT LEAST WIT THOSE WHO R OUT 2 LUNCH LIEK M3

HTP/SSHOTARUHOMEST3ADCOM/FIEL.TRANSLA2RHTML

!!!111!! LOL

a2jfreak

10 Oct 2003, 02:15am

This is one of the stupidest things I have ever seen. Does anyone actually use this crap?

Becomes:

THIS IS ONA OF DA STUPIEDST THNGS I HAEV EVAR SEN1111 OMG LOL DOAS ANYON3 ACTUALY USE THIS CRAP???!!? WTF

primesuspect

10 Oct 2003, 02:20am

Ever visit addaboy.com?

Cyclonite

10 Oct 2003, 02:26am

primesuspect said
Ever visit addaboy.com?

;D

GnomeWizardd

10 Oct 2003, 02:28am

OMG that was the best prime! its the truth too! If you dont speak like that nobody can understand you!

Keebler

10 Oct 2003, 02:30am

primesuspect said
Ever visit addaboy.com?

omg you did not just say that... ;D

primesuspect

10 Oct 2003, 02:41am

nu-uh no you di-int. hey, if they can make fun of us, we can make fun of them. It's all good. They know I'm only joking around.

for the record: I'm only joking around. There are three people at addaboy who DON'T talk like that ;)

a2jfreak

10 Oct 2003, 02:49am

IVE BEN 2 ADABOY BFORE BUT I DIDNT RILLY R FOR IT!1!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL

Spinner

10 Oct 2003, 03:18am

AOL SUKS DA BIG ONA MULA MULA IN UR FAEC JIMBO!!11111 OMG WTF

Hey, don't knock Addaboy, it's a great community... that is if you like un-solicited incoherent verbal abuse.

Kidding obviously, as we all know what a top bloke Kanez' is, as for the rest of them though...:rolleyes:

Spinner

10 Oct 2003, 03:19am

PS!!!1 OMG WTF (SOME ON3 MOD3RAET MAH LAST POST)

bothered

10 Oct 2003, 11:20am

THEIR NOWH3R3 AS COL AS S-M APART FROM TEH OCASIONAL WOT3RIST WERE AL GROWN THEYRE!1!1

brd.

Mr_Bojingles

10 Oct 2003, 03:40pm

H3Y THIS IS NU 2 M311!1 WTF BUT I HAEV BEN OUT OF TEH LOP FOR A WHIEL NOW.1!111!!1!1!!!!! OMG LOL

lol, i like how it "magically" throws in WTF, OMG, LOL, etc in there.

Leonardo

10 Oct 2003, 03:44pm

Hilarious! ;D

Good find.

a2jfreak

10 Oct 2003, 03:53pm

bojingles: that's what makes it so authentic! :D

primesuspect

10 Oct 2003, 03:55pm

I was gonna say that: It sure does look authentic...

Mr_Bojingles

10 Oct 2003, 05:38pm

yes, the authenticity is astounding! hehe, now i can talk like an "ALIET HAXOR!" :D

GHoosdum

11 Oct 2003, 12:44am

I GUAS I WAS IN DA DARK ABOUT THIS THNG 2.!!11!!11!11!!!!111! OMG BUT IT SURE IS FUNY111! OMG WTF

a2jfreak

11 Oct 2003, 01:21am

We like totally need a valley girl-like one of these like totally for sure!

TBonZ

11 Oct 2003, 01:32am

I LOVA MAH PUMPKIN PEI WIT WHIPAD CREM!!!!!1!! OMG WTF ORANGE IS MAH FAVORIT COLOUR I THINK IL GO SUK ON A PUMPKIN NOW!11!1!!1!!!!!11!!! LOL

Don't ask.

Buddy J

11 Oct 2003, 02:04am

For a sec, I thought sunofwolf was back!

12 Oct 2003, 11:35pm

Buddy Jesus said
For a sec, I thought sunofwolf was back!
;D ;D

muddocktor

13 Oct 2003, 01:29am

Buddy Jesus said
For a sec, I thought sunofwolf was back!

;D ;D ;D SO TRU3 SO TRUE WUT!!!!!11! OMG LOL IS IT ABOUT ADABOY TAHT ATACTS P3OPLE LIEK THIS?!!!!??? WTF IV3 BAN OV3R THEIR LURKNG A LITLE LAETLY AND SOME OF THEM R SO RETARDAD SOUNDNG!1!!1! LOL KAENZ IS COL BUT SOME OF DA OTHERS.!!!11111!1!!!1!1! OMG WTF LOL BJAYSUS

MUD!11!! WTF