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primesuspect

26 Jun 2006, 10:33pm

So last night we went to the bar (sledge, me, -tk, tracey, tequilasunrise, pseudonym, shorty, crazyjoe, mackanz, mtgoat, and ryder), and got loaded. Came home late, exhausted, and fell into bed, almost asleep before I even hit the pillow.

Then i heard a strange sound. It sounded like seagulls over the lake, except I don't live by the lake. Tracey thought it sounded like a tent zipper.

I was going crazy with this sound. Mew. Mew. Mew.

Finally it hit me - it was coming from UNDER MY BED.

I knocked tracey out of bed and lifted the mattress and box spring - to find:

http://www.short-media.com/images/smlan/smlan2006.37.jpg

I'm a papa again. Times three.

:honoes:

primesuspect

26 Jun 2006, 10:34pm

So they were probably born the 24th or 25th. They are very, very tiny.

http://www.short-media.com/images/smlan/smlan2006.38.jpg

primesuspect

26 Jun 2006, 10:36pm

Two little girls, and one boy. They look NOTHING like Dora, the mama cat. :eek3:

http://www.short-media.com/images/smlan/smlan2006.39.jpg

madmat

26 Jun 2006, 11:03pm

Awww, how cute. Pretty soon they'll be old enough to threaten with a handgun...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v474/madmat_2001/Stickup-av.jpg

primesuspect

26 Jun 2006, 11:11pm

I can't masturbate for at least eight weeks now.... :(

madmat

26 Jun 2006, 11:16pm

I can't masturbate for at least eight weeks now.... :(

Literally ROFLMAO :thumbsup:

primesuspect

26 Jun 2006, 11:25pm

I'm glad somebody got it ;)

Gargoyle

26 Jun 2006, 11:55pm

So, was the mama cat yours, or just some random cat that got knocked up and wandered into your house while inconsiderate LANites left the door open?

Cute kittens, either way :)

profdlp

27 Jun 2006, 12:10am

I'm glad somebody got it ;)
Too bad it wasn't me. :scratch:

What gives, big daddy? :buck:

Thrax

27 Jun 2006, 12:13am

I can't masturbate for at least eight weeks now.... :(

Oh dear God. ;D

profdlp

27 Jun 2006, 12:15am

Never mind - I figured it out. :wave:

(I am tired.)

citrixmeta

27 Jun 2006, 12:43am

omg! i cant believe i wasnt there for that!!! congrats dora! and ahem, papa?

Esso

27 Jun 2006, 12:54am

You have to give them names ,,,,

Tips "Gigantor the lovely" or "Cousin Rufus" just to mention some few ..;D

profdlp

27 Jun 2006, 1:06am

You have to give them names ,,,,

Tips "Gigantor the lovely" or "Cousin Rufus" just to mention some few ..;D
Well, they are cool cats. :cheers:

...and ahem, papa?
My money's on TheSmJ. ;D

Nightwolf

27 Jun 2006, 1:33am

can I have gigantor the lovely when he opens his eyes?

profdlp

27 Jun 2006, 1:39am

can I have gigantor the lovely when he opens his eyes?
I'll wake him for you. :D

http://www.short-media.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=20462&d=1151084374

GHoosdum

27 Jun 2006, 1:55am

That was quite a weekend!

Mt_Goat

27 Jun 2006, 2:17am

I guess the cat is out of the bag now. Tracey now knows about your mistress under the bed. ///ouch\\\

:honoes:

entropy

27 Jun 2006, 3:19am

Awwww :D

What kind of cat is Dora, by the way? Looks like a short-haired version of my cats (they're Ragdolls).

Gargoyle

27 Jun 2006, 4:22am

Awwww :D

What kind of cat is Dora, by the way? Looks like a short-haired version of my cats (they're Ragdolls).

Kinda looks like a Siamese.

citrixmeta

27 Jun 2006, 4:25am

ya she is

TheSmJ

27 Jun 2006, 6:03am

My money's on TheSmJ. ;D

Wow. That's pretty disgusting. Where's the barf emotocon? :wtf:

How could you have kittens UNDER YOUR BED for days without noticing?

Thrax

27 Jun 2006, 6:57am

Wow. Pics?

Fixed.

profdlp

30 Jun 2006, 10:55pm

Update time - how about some new pics? :wave:

Sledgehammer70

30 Jun 2006, 11:47pm

I'll wake him for you. :D

http://www.short-media.com/images/smlan/smlan2006.24.jpg

Who wokith me~ Rarrrr

profdlp

30 Jun 2006, 11:54pm

I wanted pictures of the friggin' Kittens... :rolleyes:

But that one's good, too. ;D

Sledgehammer70

30 Jun 2006, 11:57pm

I wanted pictures of the friggin' Kittens... :rolleyes:

But that one's good, too. ;D

http://secure.terrificpets.com/images/uploads/5802200518161331.jpg

GHoosdum

1 Jul 2006, 12:07am

That looks like a couple of Yorkies!

Thrax

1 Jul 2006, 12:14am

Breakfast. :honoes:

profdlp

1 Jul 2006, 12:21am

Little rats with bat ears. ;)

primesuspect

1 Jul 2006, 12:33am

updated pics. Not much has changed size-wise, but their eyes are starting to open. The top pic is the kitten named "custard" and the bottom pic is a pile 'o kittens

http://www.short-media.com/images/smlan/smlan2006.75.jpg

http://www.short-media.com/images/smlan/smlan2006.74.jpg

citrixmeta

1 Jul 2006, 1:21am

brian can i take 1 of them? baloo needs a friend

Lincoln

1 Jul 2006, 3:17am

Dude, I bet you can have them all if you want. (I'm being totally serious)

primesuspect

1 Jul 2006, 3:38am

Citrix, YES you can have one, for sure.

profdlp

1 Jul 2006, 3:46am

There's a great joke here, but I'm just going to leave it alone. :range:

Kwitko

1 Jul 2006, 4:21am

Looks like their fur got darker. How's mama cat doing?

primesuspect

1 Jul 2006, 4:37am

She's a champ. For a young cat, she is being an excellent, protective, and attentive mother. Today one of the kittens started scooting out from under the bed and snuffie was pretty nervous (he is terrified of the kittens) but Dora (mama cat) just ran out and calmly picked up her kitten and carried her back under the bed.

airbornflght

1 Jul 2006, 5:20am

(he is terrified of the kittens)

Sounds like snuffie is a little confused and has it all turned around;)

primesuspect

1 Jul 2006, 5:22am

he turns and runs, tail between his legs, when they mew. It is ridiculous. Chinese "fighting dog", my ass :rolleyes:

2 Jul 2006, 1:51pm

We've been looking for a kitten. I would take one if I were to be around when they are old enough to be taken.

Alas, my next trip to michigan will likely be for SMLAN 07.

Zuntar

7 Jul 2006, 12:57pm

he turns and runs, tail between his legs, when they mew. It is ridiculous. Chinese "fighting dog", my ass :rolleyes:
;D LOL

njbmd

7 Jul 2006, 11:10pm

Hi there,
My Mom's cat, whose name was Boris, had a mother that was pure Siamese but the father was whatever hopped the fence. Boris lived for 20 years, and weighed in at about 22 pounds. He was the best cat that we ever owned. He was smart and funny at the same time. He loved to swim (it was hell keeping him out of the pool) and enjoyed playing with a ping pong ball in the bathtub.

He loathed using a cat box and like to use the great outdoors as his toilet. He would sing at the top of his voice when he wanted to go out and would climb the screens on the bed room window when he wanted to come back in. He never liked dogs and ate my Mom's canary named Herbert. It took him 3 years to get Herbert but he did.

Boris died under his favorite weeping willow tree one summer when he was 20 years old. My Mom buried him under that tree. He was a great cat and your kittens look very much like him. I am willing to bet that they are going to be wonderful pets.

Natalie (the surgeon)

QCH

8 Jul 2006, 1:48am

If we didn't have three cats... I would take a kitten when we stopped back in Detroit in August... oh well.