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Crazy Joe

31 Jul 2006, 03:36am

Thrax

31 Jul 2006, 03:49am

Just one more week until the kids show up... It's going to be an interesting year teaching Pre-Algebra to the 6th graders... I'll post pictures of my classroom as soon as I get some time to take them...

Just remember, if someone aces a test, it's not "100% A+, GREAT JOB!" in big red pen. Just write: "Flawless victory" and leave it at that.

Crazy Joe

31 Jul 2006, 04:04am

Just remember, if someone aces a test, it's not "100% A+, GREAT JOB!" in big red pen. Just write: "Flawless victory" and leave it at that.

And Fatality!! When they flunk?? :bigggrin:

GHoosdum

31 Jul 2006, 03:07pm

"finish Him!"

Buddy J

31 Jul 2006, 03:26pm

You should watch "Stand and Deliver" to pump yourself up!

DogDragon

31 Jul 2006, 03:28pm

I put this in the joke thread But saw that you're starting a new class
and a new school so here

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying,
"Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, a little boy stood up.
The teacher said, " Do you think you're stupid?"
He answered, "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself !"

primesuspect

31 Jul 2006, 04:43pm

Just remember, if someone aces a test, it's not "100% A+, GREAT JOB!" in big red pen. Just write: "Flawless victory" and leave it at that.

and to show you your first taste of what it feels like to get old: I am pretty sure most of those 6th graders will have no idea what you're talking about. :rockon:

profdlp

31 Jul 2006, 04:46pm

and to show you your first taste of what it feels like to get old: I am pretty sure most of those 6th graders will have no idea what you're talking about. :rockon:
Correct. I just finished the 6th grade last year, and I have no idea what it means. :mullet:

Crazy Joe

31 Jul 2006, 09:31pm

You should watch "Stand and Deliver" to pump yourself up!

I own that movie... It's great!!

GHoosdum

31 Jul 2006, 09:33pm

Just don't go and read "Lolita" to pump yourself up...

V|P

1 Aug 2006, 02:41am

Let me know if you need to know anything about the minds of those little things. After all, I was there only three years ago! You know what really pisses them off? Give them homework on the days that no other teacher gives them homework. That kills them, especially if they have you last period and they're almost positive they'll have no HW.

Nomad

1 Aug 2006, 05:02am

"Lolita"

Ew, ugh.

1 Aug 2006, 01:45pm

And keep a vase full of water that gets progressively moldier as time passes, so that you can pour a little of it on the backs of the necks of sleeping students...

Donut

2 Aug 2006, 12:01am

And keep a vase full of water that gets progressively moldier as time passes, so that you can pour a little of it on the backs of the necks of sleeping students...

Tapping on the teeth lightly with an ink pen works also.:thumbsup:

Woke me right up!:rolleyes: