Hey this just may work

[DogDragon]

How to save the airlines.........
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!
What the heck- the attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.
And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working and have them kick back 20% of the tips.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right - a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why the heck didn't Bush think of this? :vimp:

[bikerboy]

hahaha. i like it :thumbsup:

[SPIKE09]

Dogdragon for senior Vp of all american airlines:thumbsup: :vimp:

[Esso]

DogDragon hasn't been flying with Air Force One :)

[DogDragon]

DogDragon hasn't been flying with Air Force One :)

Nope I have to work for a livin'
That why I like the idea the working class get to fly like the President
and if the businessman had flights like this it would make them work harder
so they can take more trips. :doh:
That's all we're doing is trying to get people to work harder. :vimp:

[Clutch]

That sounds so crazy, it just might work, haha.

[Unicross]

Only a few addendums there DogDragon

Free beer for all! (except the pilot, vodka for him;) ) That will stop everyone whingeing about airline sickness, and maybe as part of your fare handful of one $ bills for the lovely 'hostesses'

:D